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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #150 on: May 20, 2019, 07:31:55 PM »
I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

As a long time online lurker. There’s a certain code off conduct one must be aware of if they wish to engage in online discorse. Rule number 1 DONT FEED THE TROLLS. There’s a bunch of pissed of losers out there who get punch in the dick by life every single day and are looking for an outlet to spit pure hate that they have inside. if i was a visible pro skater I would go out of my way to avoid this place for numerous reason. I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression but it is manageable. Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT. Not with a belly full of pills in your stomache but at least a good meal and water.

And if you still feel terrible when you wake up call an advice nurse and just let it all out. Tell her everything because the voice on the other end has probably seen it all and know what to say to make people feel better. It’s literally they’re job to make people feel better although some doctors and nurses do lose sight of that over time.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.

I second that. Don’t kill your self.

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #151 on: May 20, 2019, 07:36:16 PM »
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I don't get the ''wouldn't say it to someones face'' argument. No shit most people have enough common decency not to say random negative comments to a random person's face, but they still say it behind their back. Message boards don't create hate, they just give you a chance to see what people really think which might burst your bubble if you lack the self-awareness.
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While I agree that there are some toxic opinions being shared and trolls, but I think there's room in the skate industry for some kind of discourse and criticism. If there was an actual newspaper which reported on some of the bullshit happening around the industry, I'm sure everyone would hate them as well. There isn't, so we're just fed a narrative that everyone is a legend, every part is sick, and no one is getting screwed over.

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #152 on: May 20, 2019, 07:45:43 PM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
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probly smells fucking horrible too
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Super long head and super short shaft
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All foreskin
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That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #153 on: May 20, 2019, 08:08:35 PM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
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probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
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All foreskin
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That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
i like the tiny headed bear who says nice stuff to everyone.

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #154 on: May 20, 2019, 08:16:37 PM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
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idk dude seems pretty enticing.

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda


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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #155 on: May 20, 2019, 08:37:33 PM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda


I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #156 on: May 21, 2019, 12:16:32 AM »
I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

As a long time online lurker. There’s a certain code off conduct one must be aware of if they wish to engage in online discorse. Rule number 1 DONT FEED THE TROLLS. There’s a bunch of pissed of losers out there who get punch in the dick by life every single day and are looking for an outlet to spit pure hate that they have inside. if i was a visible pro skater I would go out of my way to avoid this place for numerous reason. I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression but it is manageable. Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT. Not with a belly full of pills in your stomache but at least a good meal and water.

And if you still feel terrible when you wake up call an advice nurse and just let it all out. Tell her everything because the voice on the other end has probably seen it all and know what to say to make people feel better. It’s literally they’re job to make people feel better although some doctors and nurses do lose sight of that over time.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.
Way to make the conversation all about you.

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #157 on: May 21, 2019, 12:44:50 AM »
I love the 9 club exp combo, but I totally agree about Eldridge being a bimbo
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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As Fuck.

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #158 on: May 21, 2019, 02:17:28 AM »
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I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

As a long time online lurker. There’s a certain code off conduct one must be aware of if they wish to engage in online discorse. Rule number 1 DONT FEED THE TROLLS. There’s a bunch of pissed of losers out there who get punch in the dick by life every single day and are looking for an outlet to spit pure hate that they have inside. if i was a visible pro skater I would go out of my way to avoid this place for numerous reason. I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression but it is manageable. Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT. Not with a belly full of pills in your stomache but at least a good meal and water.

And if you still feel terrible when you wake up call an advice nurse and just let it all out. Tell her everything because the voice on the other end has probably seen it all and know what to say to make people feel better. It’s literally they’re job to make people feel better although some doctors and nurses do lose sight of that over time.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.
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Way to make the conversation all about you.

Care to elaborate?
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It’s more of a monologue than a conversation

2 you think I want to talk YOU specifically, Id rather not.

3. Fuck off 

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #159 on: May 21, 2019, 02:21:23 AM »
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I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

As a long time online lurker. There’s a certain code off conduct one must be aware of if they wish to engage in online discorse. Rule number 1 DONT FEED THE TROLLS. There’s a bunch of pissed of losers out there who get punch in the dick by life every single day and are looking for an outlet to spit pure hate that they have inside. if i was a visible pro skater I would go out of my way to avoid this place for numerous reason. I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression but it is manageable. Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT. Not with a belly full of pills in your stomache but at least a good meal and water.

And if you still feel terrible when you wake up call an advice nurse and just let it all out. Tell her everything because the voice on the other end has probably seen it all and know what to say to make people feel better. It’s literally they’re job to make people feel better although some doctors and nurses do lose sight of that over time.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.
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Way to make the conversation all about you.
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Care to elaborate?
 1.
It’s more of a monologue than a conversation

2 you think I want to talk YOU specifically, Id rather not.

3. Fuck off

I want use my 100th post to tell soda jerk try loggin off for a little while.  Might do you some good mr. jerk

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #160 on: May 21, 2019, 04:04:19 AM »
I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression 

Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.

ok

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #161 on: May 21, 2019, 04:26:26 AM »
Is steezus Christ racist ?
He may have been but the thread was deleted so he definitely isn’t now.

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #162 on: May 21, 2019, 04:30:13 AM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda


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I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #163 on: May 21, 2019, 05:11:50 AM »
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I haven’t  watched the 9club episode yet. But I will say this.

As a long time online lurker. There’s a certain code off conduct one must be aware of if they wish to engage in online discorse. Rule number 1 DONT FEED THE TROLLS. There’s a bunch of pissed of losers out there who get punch in the dick by life every single day and are looking for an outlet to spit pure hate that they have inside. if i was a visible pro skater I would go out of my way to avoid this place for numerous reason. I have sort of thin skin and I don’t like criticism if it isn’t constructive.

I suffer with depression but it is manageable. Sometimes my depression spirals out of control so bad that I end up in hospitals on a hold.

My advice to anyone who’s feeling like they’re aboit to kill themselfs is SLEEP ON IT. Not with a belly full of pills in your stomache but at least a good meal and water.

And if you still feel terrible when you wake up call an advice nurse and just let it all out. Tell her everything because the voice on the other end has probably seen it all and know what to say to make people feel better. It’s literally they’re job to make people feel better although some doctors and nurses do lose sight of that over time.

There is always help out there for anyone. Don’t do it.
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Way to make the conversation all about you.
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Care to elaborate?
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It’s more of a monologue than a conversation

2 you think I want to talk YOU specifically, Id rather not.

3. Fuck off
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I want use my 100th post to tell soda jerk try loggin off for a little while.  Might do you some good mr. jerk

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #164 on: May 21, 2019, 08:27:00 AM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda


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I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #165 on: May 21, 2019, 09:01:03 AM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda


[close]
I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
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The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #166 on: May 21, 2019, 09:02:08 AM »
YOU, Monkey, Clay, Gay, Francis... you know, the 5 or 6 guys that talk the most and loudest so they think that makes them important.

you guys are being way too loud with your typed words. soonbanned might get upset about kelly's penis head speculation.

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #167 on: May 21, 2019, 09:11:20 AM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda


[close]
I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
[close]
The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
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@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.

I didn’t wanna put him on blast during the call but he didn’t really have anything good left. So instead of not getting anything I got a t shirt that’s still in my trunk. All good though I gave them 20 bucks on this episodes super chat. A dollar a minute I was on the show making a fool of myself. Split it between the 5 of y’all and enjoy guys!

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #168 on: May 21, 2019, 09:15:37 AM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda


[close]
I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
[close]
The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
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@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.
[close]

I didn’t wanna put him on blast during the call but he didn’t really have anything good left. So instead of not getting anything I got a t shirt that’s still in my trunk. All good though I gave them 20 bucks on this episodes super chat. A dollar a minute I was on the show making a fool of myself. Split it between the 5 of y’all and enjoy guys!
They can split a Del Taco Fiesta pack with that!

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #169 on: May 21, 2019, 09:36:59 AM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda


[close]
I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
[close]
The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
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@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.
[close]

I didn’t wanna put him on blast during the call but he didn’t really have anything good left. So instead of not getting anything I got a t shirt that’s still in my trunk. All good though I gave them 20 bucks on this episodes super chat. A dollar a minute I was on the show making a fool of myself. Split it between the 5 of y’all and enjoy guys!


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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #170 on: May 21, 2019, 09:58:52 AM »
Shit like what this thread has devolved into is why people hate this place. I am all for talking shit but this is just stupid.

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #171 on: May 21, 2019, 10:03:56 AM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda


[close]
I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
[close]
The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
[close]
@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.
[close]

I didn’t wanna put him on blast during the call but he didn’t really have anything good left. So instead of not getting anything I got a t shirt that’s still in my trunk. All good though I gave them 20 bucks on this episodes super chat. A dollar a minute I was on the show making a fool of myself. Split it between the 5 of y’all and enjoy guys!
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They can split a Del Taco Fiesta pack with that!
And they get to split one can of lacroix with it



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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #172 on: May 21, 2019, 10:06:36 AM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
[close]
idk dude seems pretty enticing.
[close]

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda


[close]
I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
[close]

Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
[close]
The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
[close]
@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.
[close]

I didn’t wanna put him on blast during the call but he didn’t really have anything good left. So instead of not getting anything I got a t shirt that’s still in my trunk. All good though I gave them 20 bucks on this episodes super chat. A dollar a minute I was on the show making a fool of myself. Split it between the 5 of y’all and enjoy guys!
[close]
They can split a Del Taco Fiesta pack with that!
[close]
And they get to split one can of lacroix with it

In honor of Wade D and Paul Trep and the underlying assumption we can’t handle French names, should we rename it LaCroy a la Spanly 

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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #173 on: May 21, 2019, 10:12:10 AM »
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kelly got a weird lookin dick for sure
[close]
probly smells fucking horrible too
[close]

Super long head and super short shaft
[close]
All foreskin
[close]

That when pealed back reveals a ring of tall raise Cauliflower warts
[close]

Well now he's never going to do the Pals Questions.
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idk dude seems pretty enticing.
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Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda


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I mean it wouldn't be the first question I'd ask him,but I would ask about shaft to foreskin ratio. He'd just laugh,Kelly's good for that.
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Just ask how closely his penis resembles paddington bears wardrobe
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The vision of that flopping around while Kelly does his 360 flips has me cracking up,gnar'd.

Bony cawk you know nothing of Sodajerk,calmate
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@Monkey_McPott You should always keep a few dollars on you in case you see another pro having a yard sale. Many pros that hold yard sales don't have bank accounts, let alone Venmo.
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I didn’t wanna put him on blast during the call but he didn’t really have anything good left. So instead of not getting anything I got a t shirt that’s still in my trunk. All good though I gave them 20 bucks on this episodes super chat. A dollar a minute I was on the show making a fool of myself. Split it between the 5 of y’all and enjoy guys!
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They can split a Del Taco Fiesta pack with that!
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And they get to split one can of lacroix with it
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In honor of Wade D and Paul Trep and the underlying assumption we can’t handle French names, should we rename it LaCroy a la Spanly
I'm down with LaCrocs, since they are basically the crocs of sodas



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Re: The nine club addresses the slap message board hates
« Reply #174 on: May 21, 2019, 10:37:46 AM »
Shit like what this thread has devolved into is why people hate this place. I am all for talking shit but this is just stupid.
And the people who stay kinda love it.  ;)