Omg you guys!! A good source of mine at Thrasher just leaked this letter they sent to Mark! i guess he’s cooked! Omg!!
Dear Mark,
As you have failed to turn in your mid-career project ‘Verso’, we have no choice but to drop you from skateboarding. You have repeatedly asked for an extended deadline saying “one more week, please, just one more week, I swear to god!” You’ve given multiple excuses including your dog chewed on your wheels, you had mono, and that your grandma was in the hospital - we looked into that - your grandma died in 1999, Mark. Recent attempts to contact you have been unsuccesful. Everytime we call, someone (we know it’s you Mark) answers and says “me no know no Mark, no hablo Englesh.” These circumstances leave us no choice but to withdraw you from skateboarding, Mark. You can appeal this decision by trying to contact the spirit of Jake Phelps and obtain a pardon. For better luck with that try our ’Thrashin Ouija Board’ ($19.99). You can always try skateboarding again in your next lifetime.
Best of luck Suicu,
Thrasher Magazine, High Speed Productions INC.
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