Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It)

[weon]

How did this thread go from peak Slap to a weird bro hookup humblebrag fest within a matter of days?

from hero to zero real quick

[Rick_Kane]

I’d fuck anything legal.

Just stick to your hand, kid. The world doesn't need anymore rapists out there.

[johnes]

I placed my hot tongue on that dripping pussy and rubbed my nose into her pubes, it made me sneeze... she moaned, “mmmmmhm do that again zaddy”

[WobbleHeadBob]

bush or no bush, im just happy to be there.

[Seadramon]

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I’d fuck anything legal.

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Just stick to your hand, kid. The world doesn't need anymore rapists out there.

a rape is illegal - he checks out

[Mongoloid]

bush or no bush, im just happy to be there.

This is so wholesome.

[Rick_Kane]

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I’d fuck anything legal.

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Just stick to your hand, kid. The world doesn't need anymore rapists out there.

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a rape is illegal - he checks out

Pretty sure he was just referring to age. Look at his post history. He said he wanted to stuff his cock meat sandwich into Slap's own Roni Deutch. I sent him a PM saying he crossed the line. He knew it and immediately focused.

[ColinYourAssOut]

(seriously, there must have been a Johnny Appleseed of Porn who kept 70s-80s kids laced with mags)

I've always thought the same thing, and had always hoped to meet that man so I could shake his hand (well, maybe with gloves on considering his work...), as his random porn scatterings had my friends and I going on frequent quests into unknown territories.  Whereas the Stand by Me kids wanted to see a dead body, seeing a half a torn page of a Penthouse with what looked kind of like a tit on it was enough to make everyone in the group happy so there were many expeditions into the fields and woods looking for any remnants to be had.  Most journeys were unsuccessful, but occasionally, there was gold to be found.  The time we came across someone's discarded box of weird (at the time) porn of latex bondage mags and domination porn where I recall someone shoving a candle in their asshole.  It kept us occupied, intrigued, horny and simultaneously repulsed for weeks afterward.

I did carry his tradition on when I was in my late teens and took what was left of my stash and scattered it among the areas I combed as a young lad myself.  Nowadays, you kids can simply open your browser and see Thai ladyboy fisting porn without having to work for it, what a sad turn of events it has been.

[Schneaumunn]

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(seriously, there must have been a Johnny Appleseed of Porn who kept 70s-80s kids laced with mags)

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I've always thought the same thing, and had always hoped to meet that man so I could shake his hand (well, maybe with gloves on considering his work...), as his random porn scatterings had my friends and I going on frequent quests into unknown territories.  Whereas the Stand by Me kids wanted to see a dead body, seeing a half a torn page of a Penthouse with what looked kind of like a tit on it was enough to make everyone in the group happy so there were many expeditions into the fields and woods looking for any remnants to be had.  Most journeys were unsuccessful, but occasionally, there was gold to be found.  The time we came across someone's discarded box of weird (at the time) porn of latex bondage mags and domination porn where I recall someone shoving a candle in their asshole.  It kept us occupied, intrigued, horny and simultaneously repulsed for weeks afterward.

I did carry his tradition on when I was in my late teens and took what was left of my stash and scattered it among the areas I combed as a young lad myself.  Nowadays, you kids can simply open your browser and see Thai ladyboy fisting porn without having to work for it, what a sad turn of events it has been.

I remember a little fort we had, we had 3 pages from either Penthouse or Playboy.
I remember one page was a comic and sex was
described as “Humping” for some historical context.
>sigh<
simpler times.

[lilboosie]

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bush or no bush, im just happy to be there.

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This is so wholesome.

Damn foreal that’s hella cute.



Real talk though, if you speakin like that it’s probably because you drowning in that shit.


I respect it though. I respect it

Baleed dat

[ColinYourAssOut]

I remember a little fort we had, we had 3 pages from either Penthouse or Playboy.
I remember one page was a comic and sex was
described as “Humping” for some historical context.
>sigh<
simpler times.

Simpler times, indeed.  What was dirty then seems so innocent now, it sort of makes me afraid for how messed up the future is going to be.  There'll probably be gangbang porn and bukkake vids pre-loaded onto whatever electronic devices are given to kids for when they start kindergarten.

[butterballs for jerry]

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I remember a little fort we had, we had 3 pages from either Penthouse or Playboy.
I remember one page was a comic and sex was
described as “Humping” for some historical context.
>sigh<
simpler times.

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Simpler times, indeed.  What was dirty then seems so innocent now, it sort of makes me afraid for how messed up the future is going to be.  There'll probably be gangbang porn and bukkake vids pre-loaded onto whatever electronic devices are given to kids for when they start kindergarten.

My dick weeps for the future

[Ms. Tamzarian]

honestly came here to say some dumb shit , then i saw this

bush or no bush, im just happy to be there.

in the name of the bush, or the no bush, and the holy spirit amen

[Sick Duck]

What kind of girls are you guys getting with that do zero maintenance tho? I would fully expect any lady i get lucky with to clown me if i had a mane full of pubes and i think it goes both ways

[Switch FS K-Swiss Grind]

Back to the topic tho, Lizzy ain't making petty lil comments about Nora, she just gets on with killing it. Really hope Nora Vascularthrombosis gets into the Olympics so we can see them go head to head, but she's already lost imo just for acting like a petty lil bish

[Schneaumunn]

Back to the topic tho, Lizzy ain't making petty lil comments about Nora, she just gets on with killing it. Really hope Nora Vascularthrombosis gets into the Olympics so we can see them go head to head, but she's already lost imo just for acting like a petty lil bish

On a scale of Sashimi to “Buckwheat in a headlock”,
how would you describe their respective Puzzy Plummage?

[Szechuan]

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Back to the topic tho, Lizzy ain't making petty lil comments about Nora, she just gets on with killing it. Really hope Nora Vascularthrombosis gets into the Olympics so we can see them go head to head, but she's already lost imo just for acting like a petty lil bish

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On a scale of Sashimi to “Buckwheat in a headlock”,
how would you describe their respective Puzzy Plummage?

Full Eddie Murphy Buckwheat. Otayy.

[Dwyck]

What kind of girls are you guys getting with that do zero maintenance tho? I would fully expect any lady i get lucky with to clown me if i had a mane full of pubes and i think it goes both ways

I'm so sorry man you need to try some judgement free pussy

[slobplant]

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What kind of girls are you guys getting with that do zero maintenance tho? I would fully expect any lady i get lucky with to clown me if i had a mane full of pubes and i think it goes both ways

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I'm so sorry man you need to try some judgement free pussy

Dude if i'm being honest I have a whole ass ball fro, my girlfriend doesn't care so i'm hyped. She's a little hairy also though but she maintains. I get nervous every time I think about shaving them.

[Craig Lutzka]

Back to the topic tho, Lizzy ain't making petty lil comments about Nora, she just gets on with killing it. Really hope Nora Vascularthrombosis gets into the Olympics so we can see them go head to head, but she's already lost imo just for acting like a petty lil bish BUSH

[ColinYourAssOut]

What kind of girls are you guys getting with that do zero maintenance tho? I would fully expect any lady i get lucky with to clown me if i had a mane full of pubes and i think it goes both ways

Ain't nothing wrong with some manscaping, shit keeps you cooler during these hot summer months, not to mention, that whole Gilette ad about how it'll give you the "optical inch" so those who aren't as well endowed can play it off like they've done some serious time hanging weights from their unit to get an added bonus.  I'm not getting any younger or longer, so any advantage is a good one.

[Austen Seaholmes]

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What kind of girls are you guys getting with that do zero maintenance tho? I would fully expect any lady i get lucky with to clown me if i had a mane full of pubes and i think it goes both ways

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Ain't nothing wrong with some manscaping, shit keeps you cooler during these hot summer months, not to mention, that whole Gilette ad about how it'll give you the "optical inch" so those who aren't as well endowed can play it off like they've done some serious time hanging weights from their unit to get an added bonus.  I'm not getting any younger or longer, so any advantage is a good one.

is that how its done? any recommendations on weight?

[ColinYourAssOut]

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What kind of girls are you guys getting with that do zero maintenance tho? I would fully expect any lady i get lucky with to clown me if i had a mane full of pubes and i think it goes both ways

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Ain't nothing wrong with some manscaping, shit keeps you cooler during these hot summer months, not to mention, that whole Gilette ad about how it'll give you the "optical inch" so those who aren't as well endowed can play it off like they've done some serious time hanging weights from their unit to get an added bonus.  I'm not getting any younger or longer, so any advantage is a good one.

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is that how its done? any recommendations on weight?

I haven't tried it myself, but rumor has it you've got to get to where you can donglift at least 50 lbs. before the real magic happens.  Ask Neen, he might know more about this, gotta be packin' if you wanna do some serious cheek beating.

[os89]

[winecrab]

Is that a Busch she's drinking? Bless up Lizzie, do you.

[os89]

Is that a Busch she's drinking? Bless up Lizzie, do you.

Nah, they're in Copenhagen so i'm guessing Tuborg Gold.

[Mongoloid]

I forreal thought that Lizzie gif on first glance was Jaws.

[Sick Duck]

Is that a Busch she's drinking? Bless up Lizzie, do you.

how does that can look anything like busch

[Francis Xavier]

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Is that a Busch she's drinking? Bless up Lizzie, do you.

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how does that can look anything like busch

Just keeping in character from the theme of the last few pages

[Sick Duck]

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Is that a Busch she's drinking? Bless up Lizzie, do you.

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how does that can look anything like busch

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Just keeping in character from the theme of the last few pages

ahh