Author Topic: Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It)  (Read 176189 times)

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I'm of the opinion that Nora is not putting on an act at all, she is just being herself. Also beauty is in the eye of the beholder and Nora has my heart—what can I say.

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I'm of the opinion that Nora is not putting on an act at all, she is just being herself. Also beauty is in the eye of the beholder and Nora has my heart—what can I say.

Lizzie con: She's giving me side-eye in 90% of her photos. It stopped being cute after the first few years.

Nora is pretty cute, but I wish she would just own her outspokenness. She always obscures it with sarcasm which just seems kinda weak. Just come right out and speak your mind and stop making LPQ work so damn hard, girl!

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All girls skating is pretty awesome. But for fun:

Lizzie pros:

Rips


Nora Pros:

Rips


This is what matters. Both these women rip and have a slightly different style of doing it. I like them both.

While it is natural for guys to find one more attractive than the other for whatever reasons float their personal boat it's such a fuckin' shame that we then use this to try and define them.

They skate.
They rip.
They both like purple.
End.

Smash the patriarchy ladies!

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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.

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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.

That's been brought up once in this whole thread and it was intended as a joke. No one put their looks over their skills.
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Yes, I tried my best to mention that this was just for fun. And of course this is Slap so I was trying to get onto the bandwagon.

*But of course they both Rip, that goes without saying
*Yes they both like purple

I don't know what else to say, Dylan Rieder might be the prettiest skater that's ever touched the board. If I mentioned or if other girls mentioned that he's cute—would someone be posting smash the Matriarchy, probably not.

In the end Dylan now has my heart

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For years Nora has maintained a monopoly on both the purple and quirky demographics but recent gains made by Lizzie in both purpleness and quirk have left the old guard vulnerable. Can the industry abide this branding confusion? Will we see a lavender Monster Energy drink series??

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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
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That's been brought up once in this whole thread and it was intended as a joke. No one put their looks over their skills.
Uuhm, whole thread is filled with stuff like "Nora's cuter, I'm with her! #teamnora", but sure, it was just this once. Good job guy!

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Yes, I tried my best to mention that this was just for fun. And of course this is Slap so I was trying to get onto the bandwagon.

*But of course they both Rip, that goes without saying
*Yes they both like purple

I don't know what else to say, Dylan Rieder might be the prettiest skater that's ever touched the board. If I mentioned or if other girls mentioned that he's cute—would someone be posting smash the Matriarchy, probably not.

In the end Dylan now has my heart

Of course not, because there is no matriarchy to smash.

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Yes, I tried my best to mention that this was just for fun. And of course this is Slap so I was trying to get onto the bandwagon.

*But of course they both Rip, that goes without saying
*Yes they both like purple

I don't know what else to say, Dylan Rieder might be the prettiest skater that's ever touched the board. If I mentioned or if other girls mentioned that he's cute—would someone be posting smash the Matriarchy, probably not.

In the end Dylan now has my heart
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Of course not, because there is no matriarchy to smash.
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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
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That's been brought up once in this whole thread and it was intended as a joke. No one put their looks over their skills.
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Uuhm, whole thread is filled with stuff like "Nora's cuter, I'm with her! #teamnora", but sure, it was just this once. Good job guy!

Don't worry, you're going to be okay.
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I like her teeth. I'm a teeth guy.

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all you motherfuckers are reported, baby

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I am just appalled that people are bringing color and gender into this thread. Shame on you.

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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
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That's been brought up once in this whole thread and it was intended as a joke. No one put their looks over their skills.
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Uuhm, whole thread is filled with stuff like "Nora's cuter, I'm with her! #teamnora", but sure, it was just this once. Good job guy!
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Don't worry, you're going to be okay.
Damn, you sure put me in my place. I'm wrong, you're right.

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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
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This.

Nora is the prettier skater hence she is the better skater

Looks = skateboard talent


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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
[close]

That's been brought up once in this whole thread and it was intended as a joke. No one put their looks over their skills.
[close]
Uuhm, whole thread is filled with stuff like "Nora's cuter, I'm with her! #teamnora", but sure, it was just this once. Good job guy!
[close]

Don't worry, you're going to be okay.
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Damn, you sure put me in my place. I'm wrong, you're right.

You're just, like, freaking out. I was trying to console you, not put you in your place. We could share a nice DM if you'd like. Please don't be mad at me, Daddy.
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For years Nora has maintained a monopoly on both the purple and quirky demographics but recent gains made by Lizzie in both purpleness and quirk have left the old guard vulnerable. Can the industry abide this branding confusion? Will we see a lavender Monster Energy drink series??

Word on the street is that they are really pushing for the new drink series

Problem is, they can only get it through these guys


They found a few in Austin last year..
Heard it gets pretty weird down there

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I'd buy those, but don't Bronsons suck?
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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I'd buy those, but don't Bronsons suck?
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Much like her signature bearings, Nora Vasconcellos is PURPLE ON THE INSIDE. Unlike some OTHER GIRLS whos purple is merely skin deep. Discerning buyers know the difference. We bleed purple. PURPLE POWER. POWER TO THE PURPLE. people of the purple persuasion -Bronson Purple Co.

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That ramp at her house looks fun.

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Either one that uses this song for their next part will be the one I'll choose to back as #1 purple girl in skateboarding.




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How long can one skateboarder's brand be tied to a single colour, though?

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How long can one skateboarder's brand be tied to a single colour, though?

Ask Andy Mac and Bam

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How many stairs you reckon Nora can Ollie

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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
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This.
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Nora is the prettier skater hence she is the better skater

Looks = skateboard talent

It’s not just the girls, either. If Dylan looked like Jaws, nobody would care