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Nora's guy is looking bloated. He ain't even a hardbody. Axel is some grade A beef cake.
No way, brah that's some classic grade A surfer boy dick root right there. No wonder she's fucking him, damn.
Okay, for those of us focused on the GIRL in the photo. May I draw your attention to the taut curvature of Nora's abdomen and gluteus maximus? I could live without the leg tattoo, but I don't hate it either. I find myself wondering what Nora does with her post-sesh sets and whether they could be put to some better use. The capitalist pig in me is rearing its ugly head. So many potential customers only a paypal account, vacuum packed bag and shipping label away.
Of course the whole concept will offend the delicate sensibilities of most here on SLAP and society at large, forcing those would be "customers" onto the brown, err, black market, but fuck it. My vote is "run with it". I'm quite certain that skateboarding has a high population of panty sniffers and should the market decide to rise up and meet the demand, magic will happen and the world will be a better place.
Topic: Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It) (Read 176200 times)