Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It)

[landedprimo]

Nora's guy is looking bloated. He ain't even a hardbody. Axel is some grade A beef cake.

Axel's still got nothing on Jaws.

I hope this unofficial face-off between these two never ends. It's rather entertaining.

[Rick_Kane]

Nora's guy is looking bloated. He ain't even a hardbody. Axel is some grade A beef cake.

No way, brah that's some classic grade A surfer boy dick root right there. No wonder she's fucking him, damn.

[fang]

Jamie tryna get in on that purple purple

[Jacob Gary]

Jamie tryna get in on that purple purple

I'm appalled that every straye model is a vans knock off.

[honey island]

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Jamie tryna get in on that purple purple

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I'm appalled that every straye model is a vans knock off.

they don't look like vans at all

[Francis Xavier]

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Jamie tryna get in on that purple purple

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I'm appalled that every straye model is a vans knock off.

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they don't look like vans at all

Under Pressure vs. Ice Ice Baby

[Trickflip]

Those purple Strayes really emphasize how corky Isuck is

[honey island]

funny thing is, after fallen went to shit, jamie tried hard to get on vans. obviously they didn't want him, and straye was born.

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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Nora's guy is looking bloated. He ain't even a hardbody. Axel is some grade A beef cake.

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No way, brah that's some classic grade A surfer boy dick root right there. No wonder she's fucking him, damn.

Okay, for those of us focused on the GIRL in the photo.  May I draw your attention to the taut curvature of Nora's abdomen and gluteus maximus?  I could live without the leg tattoo, but I don't hate it either.  I find myself wondering what Nora does with her post-sesh sets and whether they could be put to some better use.  The capitalist pig in me is rearing its ugly head.  So many potential customers only a paypal account, vacuum packed bag and shipping label away. 

Of course the whole concept will offend the delicate sensibilities of most here on SLAP and society at large, forcing those would be "customers" onto the brown, err, black market, but fuck it.  My vote is "run with it".  I'm quite certain that skateboarding has a high population of panty sniffers and should the market decide to rise up and meet the demand, magic will happen and the world will be a better place.

[landedprimo]

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Nora's guy is looking bloated. He ain't even a hardbody. Axel is some grade A beef cake.

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No way, brah that's some classic grade A surfer boy dick root right there. No wonder she's fucking him, damn.

[close]

Okay, for those of us focused on the GIRL in the photo.  May I draw your attention to the taut curvature of Nora's abdomen and gluteus maximus?  I could live without the leg tattoo, but I don't hate it either.  I find myself wondering what Nora does with her post-sesh sets and whether they could be put to some better use.  The capitalist pig in me is rearing its ugly head.  So many potential customers only a paypal account, vacuum packed bag and shipping label away. 

Of course the whole concept will offend the delicate sensibilities of most here on SLAP and society at large, forcing those would be "customers" onto the brown, err, black market, but fuck it.  My vote is "run with it".  I'm quite certain that skateboarding has a high population of panty sniffers and should the market decide to rise up and meet the demand, magic will happen and the world will be a better place.

So, Pho King Hung Lo Mein = Rick Kane's second (third?) account?

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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Nora's guy is looking bloated. He ain't even a hardbody. Axel is some grade A beef cake.

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No way, brah that's some classic grade A surfer boy dick root right there. No wonder she's fucking him, damn.

[close]

Okay, for those of us focused on the GIRL in the photo.  May I draw your attention to the taut curvature of Nora's abdomen and gluteus maximus?  I could live without the leg tattoo, but I don't hate it either.  I find myself wondering what Nora does with her post-sesh sets and whether they could be put to some better use.  The capitalist pig in me is rearing its ugly head.  So many potential customers only a paypal account, vacuum packed bag and shipping label away. 

Of course the whole concept will offend the delicate sensibilities of most here on SLAP and society at large, forcing those would be "customers" onto the brown, err, black market, but fuck it.  My vote is "run with it".  I'm quite certain that skateboarding has a high population of panty sniffers and should the market decide to rise up and meet the demand, magic will happen and the world will be a better place.

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So, Pho King Hung Lo Mein = Rick Kane's second (third?) account?

= FALSE.  Try again.

[moonordie]

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Jamie tryna get in on that purple purple

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I'm appalled that every straye model is a vans knock off.

Always wondered how they don't get sued

[MexicanSpaniard]

tell me more about these islands

[WastedHippy]

Jamie tryna get in on that purple purple

3 way cat fight is coming up

[shannamal]

this thread sucks. it somehow went from top notch investigative reporting to creepy guys pretending they are joking about womens bodies

[Francis Xavier]

this thread sucks. it somehow went from top notch investigative reporting to creepy guys pretending they are joking about womens bodies

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It would be a Ron Burgundy gang fight if everyone thats ever ran something purple met up.

[Abyss1]

this thread sucks. it somehow went from top notch investigative reporting to creepy guys pretending they are joking about womens bodies

Yea and Laticia won that category so...

[50mm]

this thread sucks. it somehow went from top notch investigative reporting to creepy guys pretending they are joking about womens bodies

[adtur]

(pictured) Nora and Jaws

[Schneaumunn]

(pictured) Nora and Jaws

[Shalom intensifies]

[adtur]

[midnightsnack]

https://www.upcounsel.com/trademark-colors

I’m short, with the proper loopholes explored and explained, whatever shade of purple Nora baths in can be trademarked... get to work, Nora’s attorneys!!!!

[landedprimo]

Anorable, that's perfect!

[Silky Johnson]

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Jamie tryna get in on that purple purple

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I'm appalled that every straye model is a vans knock off.

[close]

Always wondered how they don't get sued

By being so irrelevant that no one notices

[NegativeCreep]

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Anorable, that's perfect!

This is incredible, pro model Lavender aromatherapy haha. I would make a Lizzie "Armazing" shop if I had the skills.

[fang]

Holy shit 

[Reed Richards]

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Jamie tryna get in on that purple purple

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I'm appalled that every straye model is a vans knock off.

[close]

they don't look like vans at all

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Under Pressure vs. Ice Ice Baby

[Dishonest John]

[Deputy Wendell]

holy shit, this thread, that fucking Bam thread, and that Skategirl in Brooklyn thread from a while back--some especially glaring manifestations of the steady devolution of Slap as an entity in the "world of skateboarding" since the print mag went on to glory...no wonder i can only muster comments in the Music and Whatever sections lately...

[Cool Ceith]

The list of riders for the next Vans Park Series has an unintentionally amusing "wildcard" list