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jimstolz

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I was kinda psyched for my first rectal exam. Not like horny psyched but more of a figured it was happening someday and that day is today kind of psyched. I had put a finger in there a few times but that was me dipping my toe into the water at the kiddie pool. Overall, it was chill but I didn't make any noises that I can recall. 10/10 have gotten other rectal exams since.

You sound 1000% horny psyched for rectal exams
ngl - stoked for you
seems like you got a good thing going


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you don't understand bro if you're on the east coast you get a pass for skating not as good
West coast is kooking it ×10 for sure:
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Rachelle Vinberg is wack, but Beatrice is actually doing her thing and isn't posing.

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Beatrice looks smoove as hell on a board. I back her getting paid to skate

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you don't understand bro if you're on the east coast you get a pass for skating not as good
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West coast is kooking it ×10 for sure:
skatemoss
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Jennifer Charlene

Rachelle Vinberg is wack, but Beatrice is actually doing her thing and isn't posing.

Vinberg charges, you're hating
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"As of 2017, she was a film major and studying for a bachelor’s degree at Florida Atlantic University.[4][3] She is also studying Hebrew.[4]"
Beatrice is Shalom. OP isn't.
I don’t understand. Does having a bachelor’s degree make 50-50 shuvs a cool trick?

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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I was kinda psyched for my first rectal exam. Not like horny psyched but more of a figured it was happening someday and that day is today kind of psyched. I had put a finger in there a few times but that was me dipping my toe into the water at the kiddie pool. Overall, it was chill but I didn't make any noises that I can recall. 10/10 have gotten other rectal exams since.
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I'm 23 how long should I wait til I get my first?

I got my first one when I was like 5. I swallowed a Penny and started shitting blood soon after. It ended up being totally unrelated. I do vividly remember the fact that no one told me what was going on and all of a sudden there was a cold finger up my ass and even as a 5 year old that was pretty jarring.

Tangentially related: I work in an ICU and right now we have an ALS patient who fucking LOVES enemas. I'm not even joking. He gets one every day and asks for them constantly. He can talk but his voice is really weak and its hard to hear him over all the machines so he uses his little ipad thing. You walk in the room and it just starts going "ENEMA. ENEMA. ENEMA." over and over through the speaker. Apparently he's been pretty aggressively hitting on some of the night shift male nurses, but not me. I'm a little offended by that.

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Only last year she still had fake steez but she's a bit better now.

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"As of 2017, she was a film major and studying for a bachelor’s degree at Florida Atlantic University.[4][3] She is also studying Hebrew.[4]"
Beatrice is Shalom. OP isn't.
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I don’t understand. Does having a bachelor’s degree make 50-50 shuvs a cool trick?
No, but shalom is a Hebrew word that im a 100% sure she knows.
shalom.

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you don't understand bro if you're on the east coast you get a pass for skating not as good
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West coast is kooking it ×10 for sure:
skatemoss
notcheetos
notsick
Jennifer Charlene

Rachelle Vinberg is wack, but Beatrice is actually doing her thing and isn't posing.
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Vinberg charges, you're hating
Outa all those instafools I gotta say Beatrice is killing it in comparison. I mean she has actual sponsors, better style, isn’t just in it for trendyness, and clips that aren’t straight to ig.

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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fuck that half cab crook was buttery!

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you don't understand bro if you're on the east coast you get a pass for skating not as good
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West coast is kooking it ×10 for sure:
skatemoss
notcheetos
notsick
Jennifer Charlene

Rachelle Vinberg is wack, but Beatrice is actually doing her thing and isn't posing.
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Vinberg charges, you're hating
I'm not familiar with any of those people but the IG skater in the above posts probably skates better than all of them

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I don't normally weigh in on shit here for a couple reasons... 1. Because I think all you fuckers complain too much and 2. Because no one gives a fuck what I think.

However,  I agree with OP that the skill level to attention ratio is a little off.  I'm all about girls skating. I'm all about black people skating... But I know local black girls that skate way better than her and me. And yadda yadda yadda I know it isn't all about skill level, but still
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Feel free to mention them here.  Not saying you're lying, but shit, put us onto some new dope skaters.
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Adrienne Sloboh is dope, same with Neex Washington.  Hope they both go pro soon, they're on Meow.


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you don't understand bro if you're on the east coast you get a pass for skating not as good
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West coast is kooking it ×10 for sure:
skatemoss
notcheetos
notsick
Jennifer Charlene

Rachelle Vinberg is wack, but Beatrice is actually doing her thing and isn't posing.
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Vinberg charges, you're hating
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Outa all those instafools I gotta say Beatrice is killing it in comparison. I mean she has actual sponsors, better style, isn’t just in it for trendyness, and clips that aren’t straight to ig.

yeah but what if they actually love skating now? Dont get me wrong i think theyre all corny but sometimes you can see some of them are hyped to skate. Idk how anyone who skateboards can be bummed on that

Lol. Eldee is definitely a human. He’s like a raider on horse back who’s kinda scared to do battle. Somehow he closes his eyes and swings his sword wildly and wakes up in a pile of dead orcs.


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fuck that half cab crook was buttery!

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you don't understand bro if you're on the east coast you get a pass for skating not as good
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West coast is kooking it ×10 for sure:
skatemoss
notcheetos
notsick
Jennifer Charlene

Rachelle Vinberg is wack, but Beatrice is actually doing her thing and isn't posing.
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Vinberg charges, you're hating
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I'm not familiar with any of those people but the IG skater in the above posts probably skates better than all of them
First I’ve seen of her. She’s sick.

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Imagine being mad that a woman of colour is getting free boards instead of yet another white dude
on the commentary for the scene where jeremy klein rollerblades at that little skatepark he said the actual blader with dreads who was there came up to him and asked him if he listens to korn

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Where's the clip of Beatrice doing a pop-shove 5050 on a handrail? I swear I've read she did that.

Also I can't read the name Beatrice without thinking of Duckman.

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Where's the clip of Beatrice doing a pop-shove 5050 on a handrail? I swear I've read she did that.

Also I can't read the name Beatrice without thinking of Duckman.

I saw her do it in a flatbar, but not a handrail
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So, should I preper myself for butt exam by fingering my ass? Asking for a friend, of course... It’s not gay if it's for science, right?

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So, should I preper myself for butt exam by fingering my ass? Asking for a friend, of course... It’s not gay if it's for science, right?

NAH That would take all the fun out of it. first try no warm up bro

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you don't understand bro if you're on the east coast you get a pass for skating not as good
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West coast is kooking it ×10 for sure:
skatemoss
notcheetos
notsick
Jennifer Charlene

Rachelle Vinberg is wack, but Beatrice is actually doing her thing and isn't posing.
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Vinberg charges, you're hating
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Outa all those instafools I gotta say Beatrice is killing it in comparison. I mean she has actual sponsors, better style, isn’t just in it for trendyness, and clips that aren’t straight to ig.
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yeah but what if they actually love skating now? Dont get me wrong i think theyre all corny but sometimes you can see some of them are hyped to skate. Idk how anyone who skateboards can be bummed on that
That's sort of like comparing t-ball to the Women's Baseball League. Beatrice is actually going in - the others mentioned are closer to the going 2 miles an hour to do a rock to fakie/modelling side of things.

Where's the clip of Beatrice doing a pop-shove 5050 on a handrail? I swear I've read she did that.

Also I can't read the name Beatrice without thinking of Duckman.
Glad that people haven't forgotten it in 2019. One of the funniest cartoons ever - top-notch dialogue of Jason Alexander's true character.

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Imagine being mad that a woman of colour is getting free boards instead of yet another white dude

People like you are the actual fuckin worst. Buncha brainwashed dummies

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Imagine being mad that a woman of colour is getting free boards instead of yet another white dude
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People like you are the actual fuckin worst. Buncha brainwashed dummies

Here is a recent quote of yours.

Faggot ass niggas wanna suck off elissa steamer and andrew allen then hate on sebo smh. He killed it

It seems very clearly YOU are the actual fuckin worst. No one likes you around here as you can imagine. Focus and go back to 4chan you fucking nerd.

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Imagine being mad that a woman of colour is getting free boards instead of yet another white dude
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People like you are the actual fuckin worst. Buncha brainwashed dummies
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Here is a recent quote of yours.
 

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Faggot ass niggas wanna suck off elissa steamer and andrew allen then hate on sebo smh. He killed it
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It seems very clearly YOU are the actual fuckin worst. No one likes you around here as you can imagine. Focus and go back to 4chan you fucking nerd.
  Anyone saying shit about Elissa is an idiot but when the other dude tried to make Beatrice sucking shit on a skateboard about race -that WAS stupid for sure.  Lets not get too uptight about "white dudes on skateboards" please and thank you. 
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Where's the clip of Beatrice doing a pop-shove 5050 on a handrail? I swear I've read she did that.

Also I can't read the name Beatrice without thinking of Duckman.



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you don't understand bro if you're on the east coast you get a pass for skating not as good
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West coast is kooking it ×10 for sure:
skatemoss
notcheetos
notsick
Jennifer Charlene

Rachelle Vinberg is wack, but Beatrice is actually doing her thing and isn't posing.
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Vinberg charges, you're hating
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Outa all those instafools I gotta say Beatrice is killing it in comparison. I mean she has actual sponsors, better style, isn’t just in it for trendyness, and clips that aren’t straight to ig.
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yeah but what if they actually love skating now? Dont get me wrong i think theyre all corny but sometimes you can see some of them are hyped to skate. Idk how anyone who skateboards can be bummed on that
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That's sort of like comparing t-ball to the Women's Baseball League. Beatrice is actually going in - the others mentioned are closer to the going 2 miles an hour to do a rock to fakie/modelling side of things.

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Where's the clip of Beatrice doing a pop-shove 5050 on a handrail? I swear I've read she did that.

Also I can't read the name Beatrice without thinking of Duckman.
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Glad that people haven't forgotten it in 2019. One of the funniest cartoons ever - top-notch dialogue of Jason Alexander's true character.

i agree 1000%. To me it would be different if they end up on official team pages. I know no one likes SOVRN as is, but if they actually listed Skate Moss on their team while there are girls actually pushing skateboarding with no sponsors would be crazy. Companies are just using those instagrammers to get more people looking at their product

Lol. Eldee is definitely a human. He’s like a raider on horse back who’s kinda scared to do battle. Somehow he closes his eyes and swings his sword wildly and wakes up in a pile of dead orcs.


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so this thread is about hating on girl skaters and getting probed anally.

coincidence???

there are literally thousands of destroyers with dicks for you to watch if girls trouble you so much.
i think they are great, and wonder at anyone being offended by some girl in a cute outfit doing a no comply or front shuv.  but i might be biased because i like and enjoy women in general.






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Jason dill has been putting on kids who have more style than power for like 7 years now and it's the black girl you complain about
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dude there's a new swan thread every week

aidan had like 20 seconds of HD no comply footy from 2014-2016 and all of the talk was 'i wish he'd put his hands down'
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