favorite slap rumor

[cheetahsheets]

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Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding

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Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?

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Ocean Howell?

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Kevin Harris

The concept of Kevin Harris making skate stoppers is fucking hilarious because it’s like this conspiracy he did it to keep people off the streets and practicing freestyle instead.

[snowman600]

-it takes 1 liter of sperm to make a set of formula fours
-reda's fucking nora
-mumford married welsh for a green card

[shannamal]

-it takes 1 liter of sperm to make a set of formula fours
-reda's fucking nora
-mumford married welsh for a green card

i do not like this one.

[barneytarney]

http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/

[Jud Nestorkins]

That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."

[The Drew]

That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."

pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"

[Chris Hansen is back]

That's been confirmed.

[Jud Nestorkins]

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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."

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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"

THAT'S IT!

[poor alice]

That's been confirmed.

Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.

[Christmas Complete]

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That's been confirmed.

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Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.

I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.

[SodaJerk]

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That's been confirmed.

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Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.

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I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.

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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.

[Cool Ceith]

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That's been confirmed.

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Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.

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I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.

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Ask Watson
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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.

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I know that girl, too. I believe Malto said something along the lines of "Pour some KC masterpiece on it, girl, and slurp it up like a champ: like the Chiefs' 1969 season; speaking of '69…" Something like that.

[euro tm]

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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.

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Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.

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every christian gets caught up in adultery at one point

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Yup, my friend Chris fucked my ex girlfriend. I don’t know that for a fact but they’re both pot head hippies and love charging their stupid crystals. I’m not stupid.

pipe down steve you're doing fine now

[Twombles1]

Most slap members are incels and will be triggered by this

[Glurmpz]

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Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding

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Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?

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Ocean Howell?

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Kevin Harris

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This has been debunked multiple times. For some reason, Spencer Fujimoto said in an old interview that Kevin was involved - which is not true in any way. It was just a rumor born out of thin air. Seemingly meant as some sort of joke about freestylers being disgruntled that street skaters stole their moves and got all the shine. No one would believe Rodney was the culprit, so enter one of the only other freestylers anyone knew the name of and you got yourself a juicy rumor.

[Burt Ward]

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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."

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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"

 

And to be fair, great thing to say.

[poor alice]

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That's been confirmed.

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Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.

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I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.

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Ask Watson
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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.

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That's all the proof I needed. Good lad Malto, you clean cut Christian looking fuck.

[Lou Strux]

David Gonzalez is Stephen King!

Mind —> blown.

[TurdyBird]

Chris Roberts passed on Rick_Kane's wife. Thats the best one. <3 ya Rick

[Lowcalcium]

Kenny Anderson is still nose manualing to this day

[donkey]

http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/

what the fuck is this hahaha

[cuckflip]

3rd and Army was built to keep skaters away from pier 7

[DanTheDoucher]

Chris Roberts passed on Rick_Kane's wife. Thats the best one. <3 ya Rick

She probably talked shit on his switch flip manual.

[pdknox]

Nike funneling cash into 917,numbers,3d,whatever else to destroy the crailcamp.

mikey c, i know youre reading this right now, the game is chess not checkers.  also, use real contracts next time and not word-of-mouth agreements.  run your business like an adult and not like someone who used to smoke crack in the early 90s

[fakie nollie]

Chris Roberts passed on Rick_Kane's wife. Thats the best one. <3 ya Rick

I'm much more at peace with the idea he's celibate than imagining that skeleton attempting to be romantic

[DanTheDoucher]

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Chris Roberts passed on Rick_Kane's wife. Thats the best one. <3 ya Rick

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I'm much more at peace with the idea he's celibate than imagining that skeleton attempting to be romantic

When the girl walks in his place he says, "I have a special, special..........SPECIAL guest tonight!"

Then she screams and calls the police.

[Dwyck]

Nike funneling cash into 917,numbers,3d,whatever else to destroy the crailcamp.

If you mean "paying AO, Koston and such enough to spend 9-5 barely skating and comfortably managing their companies, even past the point of viability (remember when 917 and Bianca nearly went out of business in like 2015?)*, while simultaneously picking up Lakai riders who then leave Girl/Chocolate (ex: Karsten, durao)," then that's more than a rumor. It's just facts.


*12:53 onward

[TheDraught]

I started a fake rumor in 2014 that Joslin did a noseblunt down the Rowley hubba ('from a reliable source') and now Clive Dixon did it.

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Heard from a reliable source that he just filmed some insane stuff on that huge Rowley hubba at the LA Convention Center.
Noseblunt, front blunt or even kf back tail.

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i literally don't believe he did any of those tricks lol. i know skating is at an unbelievable level, but progression of tricks at a spot is rarely fucked up like that. pretty sure the latest tricks on that are like a kickflip noseslide and a crook. if he could do any of those three tricks he could do a simpler nbd that would still blow minds. i don't doubt he could get something on it though. i could see a back tail without a kickflip, as fucked as that still is.

[Jagr]

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http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/

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what the fuck is this hahaha

is it safe to open this link in the public library?

[johnes]

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http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/

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what the fuck is this hahaha

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is it safe to open this link in the public library?

Yes it’s pretty safe for library.