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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #570 on: April 05, 2021, 05:23:19 PM »

streetplant will go full alt-right

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #571 on: April 05, 2021, 10:04:37 PM »
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giant skateparks opening in 2021 in places like Des Moines and la Quinta will see limited usage due to weird locations and lack of local interest

the olympics will be a bust due to covid drop outs, Nyjah and Zion scandals, and lizzie armanto surprise pregnancy

streetplant will go full alt-right

a top female pro will go onlyfans

flatland/curb parts filmed fully in abandoned parking lots will become commonplace

freestyle skateboarding will continue to explode in popularity in Japan

Ishod's shoe will flop worse than Omar Salazar's

14.99 Kirkland relaxed fitting jeans from Costco will be the "pant of the summer"
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These actually do go
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I got a homie who swears by the Kirkland Denim lol maybe I should give it a shot

GH bass canvas work pants from Costco are my favorite pants at the moment - I have 3 pairs of them. $15~.  Not as heavy as Carhartt, and they have a bit of stretch to them.

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #572 on: April 06, 2021, 01:11:12 AM »
kirlkland? don't they make like cheese and orange juices n shit? lol

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #573 on: April 06, 2021, 01:27:33 AM »
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giant skateparks opening in 2021 in places like Des Moines and la Quinta will see limited usage due to weird locations and lack of local interest

the olympics will be a bust due to covid drop outs, Nyjah and Zion scandals, and lizzie armanto surprise pregnancy

streetplant will go full alt-right

a top female pro will go onlyfans

flatland/curb parts filmed fully in abandoned parking lots will become commonplace

freestyle skateboarding will continue to explode in popularity in Japan

Ishod's shoe will flop worse than Omar Salazar's

14.99 Kirkland relaxed fitting jeans from Costco will be the "pant of the summer"
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These actually do go
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I got a homie who swears by the Kirkland Denim lol maybe I should give it a shot
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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #574 on: April 06, 2021, 04:07:15 AM »
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ETN was final proof that paid content and skateboarding don't gel.
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Yeaaaaa, all that shit was hard to watch. I saw the one with foy and sierra fellers skating that big ass set. Sierra tre flipped it (honestly pretty fucking gnarly) but everyones fake ass hype just killed it. So phony. Tory pudwill even said something to the effect of "that's the biggest stair set ever 360flipped in the history of skateboarding"....... Yea idk about that man.
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That was decenso but i cant think of a tre down anything bigger than a 18. But maybe someone like enzo did it.

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #575 on: April 06, 2021, 04:17:51 AM »
kirlkland? don't they make like cheese and orange juices n shit? lol

It's the Costco store brand, they make literally everything. Including alcohol
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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #576 on: April 22, 2021, 11:39:51 AM »
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kirlkland? don't they make like cheese and orange juices n shit? lol
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It's the Costco store brand, they make literally everything. Including alcohol

American brands are fucking insane lol. I don’t think there’s a European equivalent where you can walk in and buy clothes, food, gas, construction gear and whatever the hell you crazy people have in your crazy stores. I understand these brands are a must in rural buttfuck nowheres middle America but still, what the fuck

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #577 on: April 22, 2021, 11:43:29 AM »
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kirlkland? don't they make like cheese and orange juices n shit? lol
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It's the Costco store brand, they make literally everything. Including alcohol
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American brands are fucking insane lol. I don’t think there’s a European equivalent where you can walk in and buy clothes, food, gas, construction gear and whatever the hell you crazy people have in your crazy stores. I understand these brands are a must in rural buttfuck nowheres middle America but still, what the fuck

Closest thing I can think of is like Carrefour
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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #578 on: April 22, 2021, 11:52:45 AM »
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kirlkland? don't they make like cheese and orange juices n shit? lol
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It's the Costco store brand, they make literally everything. Including alcohol
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American brands are fucking insane lol. I don’t think there’s a European equivalent where you can walk in and buy clothes, food, gas, construction gear and whatever the hell you crazy people have in your crazy stores. I understand these brands are a must in rural buttfuck nowheres middle America but still, what the fuck


real "rural" in America means there's not even Costco around

Costco more of a suburb thing. their brand is called Kirkland cuz it started in Kirkland WA, a bedroom community for Microsoft employees.

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #579 on: April 22, 2021, 12:38:39 PM »
more handstand grinds

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #580 on: April 30, 2021, 04:48:06 PM »
In 2021 it will be considered wack to skate Nike SBs

My little bro called me a war criminal for buying Nikes to skate.

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #581 on: April 30, 2021, 08:03:23 PM »
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In 2021 it will be considered wack to skate Nike SBs
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My little bro called me a war criminal for buying Nikes to skate.
He sounds shalom af
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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #582 on: May 02, 2021, 09:27:23 AM »
Those new era kanji caps that were big around the turn of the millennium.

 

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #583 on: May 02, 2021, 10:58:07 AM »
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In 2021 it will be considered wack to skate Nike SBs
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My little bro called me a war criminal for buying Nikes to skate.

Good

Smart bro
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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #584 on: May 02, 2021, 11:13:14 AM »
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kirlkland? don't they make like cheese and orange juices n shit? lol
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It's the Costco store brand, they make literally everything. Including alcohol

I don't think Kirkland "Makes" anything.  I think it's just all re-branded stuff from actual manufacturers. 

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #585 on: May 02, 2021, 01:21:38 PM »
The term 'skate ho' will resurface, this time being applied to simp followers of popular lady skaters.
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fuck poutine we eat pussy out here.

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #586 on: May 02, 2021, 02:36:40 PM »
The term 'skate ho' will resurface, this time being applied to simp-followers of popular lady skaters.

What's a simp follower
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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #587 on: May 02, 2021, 04:40:10 PM »
There will be a direct correlation between the popularity of Cariumas increasing and Slap's collective enjoyment of skate videos decreasing

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #588 on: May 03, 2021, 12:43:00 AM »
fashion: y2k is back and more-is-more

drugs: psychedelics and designer drugs are making a comeback, pharmaceuticals and coke are out.

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #589 on: May 04, 2021, 09:44:15 AM »
has a skater gotten into crypto yet?

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #590 on: May 04, 2021, 09:58:01 AM »
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kirlkland? don't they make like cheese and orange juices n shit? lol
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It's the Costco store brand, they make literally everything. Including alcohol
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I don't think Kirkland "Makes" anything.  I think it's just all re-branded stuff from actual manufacturers.

Totally true, for instance some Kirkland coffee varieties are made by Starbucks. Here is an overview of some brands behind Kirkland:
https://moneywise.com/life/lifestyle/the-big-brands-behind-costcos-kirkland-signature-items

Their smoked salmon from Norway is epic, you can also get a handle of 1.5l Kirkland vodka for $14.99

Costco is seriously amazing, don't write it off as some kind of cheap, 'rural' shopping option. You can go top shelf at Costco with snazzy European mineral water, caviar, and more. They also sell more organic food than WholeFoods per year.

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #591 on: May 04, 2021, 10:26:32 AM »
whole foods is cringe. its for yuppies/those who dont know better. wearing a kirkland shirt now -best fitting tee. not hanes gildan or turd of the loom. they probably make this shit from frodos mithril somewhere in europe

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #592 on: May 04, 2021, 07:54:06 PM »
Smoking a pipe

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #593 on: May 04, 2021, 10:54:44 PM »
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The term 'skate ho' will resurface, this time being applied to simp-followers of popular lady skaters.
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What's a simp follower

A skate ho

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #594 on: May 05, 2021, 03:50:21 AM »
has a skater gotten into crypto yet?

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yes.
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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #595 on: May 05, 2021, 04:54:42 AM »
High tech, abrasion resistant laces.

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #596 on: May 05, 2021, 07:36:33 AM »
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has a skater gotten into crypto yet?

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yes.
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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #597 on: May 05, 2021, 04:40:42 PM »
kader will be officially on raw papers before 2022

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #598 on: June 08, 2021, 05:58:21 AM »
Pros/ams handing out business cards. You’ll see.

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Re: Trendwatch 2021
« Reply #599 on: June 09, 2021, 12:45:53 PM »
A bunch of companies are gonna come out with glow in the dark skateboard parts, clothes, shoes, and charge extra for them.