Tyshawn Jones is just gonna tweet through 2020...

[no name cargos plug]

Breaking news : 20 year old kid says one thing then does other thing.

[cheetahsheets]

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He ain't getting 107,000 likes per tweet, he getting more humble numbers like this

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Did TJ bite this joke from somewhere on this board?

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Yes. TJ is the big cat cheetahsheets duh

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I’m way fucking cooler and more of an interesting skater then TJ. Don’t Sully the name of the big cats like that bro.

I’m not hype beast cool. I’m legit life experience cool. I don’t care if anyone knows who I am, TJ and all those fucks give a shit if you don’t pay attention to him. People just happen to pay attention to me because I’m interesting. If this kid didn’t have the backing of bill and supreme he would basically be Andrew Brophy.

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really how are you not institutionalized?

I’m quite sane. All the stories and stuff I bring up here are real stories and I got loads more, so y’all won’t be bored for quite some time. Like I said in some thread about being the Forrest Gump of skating, somehow my life has created many unique skateboarding and non skateboarding interactions that were out of my control.

Speaking of a random story, let’s talk about the time Noah Taylor flirted with me in NOLA. Me and the homie pulled a trip down to NOLA senior year of college. We asked all the Uber drivers down there during our stay where we should get food. We ate Cajun pretty much every single night, except the last night where we went to this recommended place called Igor’s to get NOLAs “best burger” according to this brotha in the Uber. This place was like a long bar with some pool tables in the back, kind of like a dive bar speakeasy. Either way my homie keeps scoping out this guy(big game of thrones fan), and he’s like I know that fucker. He was spacing out and eventually he IMDB’d this motherfucker. Noah Taylor came out while we had a cigarette and hit on me/complimented me(most ambiguous interaction ever) for having bright red sparkly fingernails at the time. We talked for a second and my friend was like yep that’s Noah Taylor. The bar tender then comes out to smoke with us and was like goodbye Noah! We were like bro do movie stars and famous people frequent this place a lot? He was like this is Ron Pearlman’s favorite joint, and I don’t know how many times I’ve Dogsat for him here. There are many more cheetah stories to come.

[GAY]

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What happened with Tyshawn? He was always praised for being humble and kind of propped up as the quiet/humble one of the crew who let his skating do the talking. Pretty disappointing turn.

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It was obviously a scam

Are you saying there's a practical difference between saying you're humble and actually being humble?

[Kombuch-A-Holic]

What happened with Tyshawn? He was always praised for being humble and kind of propped up as the quiet/humble one of the crew who let his skating do the talking. Pretty disappointing turn.

Nak told him something like " Fucking being humble, When your humble toy don't get paid what you're worth." Something like that. Both of these dudes are about to be out on their ass after Adidas stops with those checks. lol From what I've learned in life... If you don't humble yourself, Life will do it for you. Both of these dudes are crazy insecure.

[Switch FS K-Swiss Grind]

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What happened with Tyshawn? He was always praised for being humble and kind of propped up as the quiet/humble one of the crew who let his skating do the talking. Pretty disappointing turn.

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Nak told him something like " Fucking being humble, When your humble toy don't get paid what you're worth." Something like that. Both of these dudes are about to be out on their ass after Adidas stops with those checks. lol From what I've learned in life... If you don't humble yourself, Life will do it for you. Both of these dudes are crazy insecure.

Nahhh Tyshawn is being smart with his money. He ain't buying stupid shit, he's investing.

Twitter is like that tho. I've met a lot of people who were quiet and reserved IRL but say crazy shit on twitter.

Mikey Taylor comes off 1000% more douchey, thinking he has a gift to share with the poor plebs, that he's writing life tips for a large audience of devoted followers. Tyshawn comes off like he thinks only his circle of friends are reading his tweets and understand his humour. I think that actually is humble.

[Pete]

who the fuck is Noah Taylor.

Free max b

[Yonnycage]

Cheetahsheets on starved of attention as a kid confirmed

[Watson]

Cheetah that was actually one of the most boring stories I've ever read. "We went to a bar and there was a celebrity there, and we talked to him, then found out other celebrities go there."

[Soft Boiled]

Cheetah that was actually one of the most boring stories I've ever read. "We went to a bar and there was a celebrity there, and we talked to him, then found out other celebrities go there."

Don’t worry, there are many more stories to come. Eventually you might find one you like.

[cheetahsheets]

Cheetah that was actually one of the most boring stories I've ever read. "We went to a bar and there was a celebrity there, and we talked to him, then found out other celebrities go there."

Lol I mean I Have lots of stories, I was just thinking of NOLA randomly and thought of that earlier. Well I was bringing up being like Forrest Gump and running into various random people throughout my life. I have really crazy stories too, but I was just making a point about like meeting and running into famous people and weird experiences all the time.it happens way more in skateboarding though then just rando famous people.

[ghettygreensili]

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Nak is the biggest fucking goon there is in all of pro skateboarding. All the kids on FA/Hockey seem like people who are good to great on a skateboard, but not much else in life, or are that interesting outside of skating. Dill, AVE, AA, and Dylan aside. I don’t think I could give two shits what anyone on their brands has to say about anything being brutally honest. As a matter of fact I could say that about 90+% of skaters these days.

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Pretty much every one on fa also kills it outside of skateboarding and when their skate career ends they will be fine. None of them are boring.

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The fuck Aidan or Ben k gonna do?

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ben k will go back to being a chef which I’m sure he’d be fine with, he seemed to like it. Aidan on the other hand, who knows.

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Ben K was a chef?  He's 22 now,  presumably taking skateboarding seriously as a career since he went pro July 2017 (although probably earlier).  You mean to tell me that when bEn KaRDborD was 19 he was a successful "chef" that can at any time fall back into that career to live in NYC.  Prove me wrong but I don't think heating up chicken tenders in the microwave at a TGI Friday's pays the bills like that player.

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yeah, i'm going to go ahead and say he was a line cook, MAYBE. even if he was a chef, they get paid shit money

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He's 25. Source: http://www.villagepsychic.net/blog/2015/2/12/ben-k

The Chef I'm currently working for is 26. So it's certainly plausible. But considering his skateboard career, it would make a lot more sense that he was a line cook.

[Toadfish Rebecchi]

Cheetah is 100% Australian confirmed. No one outside of here knows who Noah Taylor is. Even though he is actually a great actor.

[cheetahsheets]

Cheetah is 100% Australian confirmed. No one outside of here knows who Noah Taylor is. Even though he is actually a great actor.

I’ve never been to Australia in my life. I didn’t know who the fuck Noah Taylor was until my friend pointed him out at the bar. I do agree he’s a good actor though.

[VHS ERA]

Cheetah is Dane Burman

[augustmoon]

Cheetah that was actually one of the most boring stories I've ever read. "We went to a bar and there was a celebrity there, and we talked to him, then found out other celebrities go there."

this

also Igors has rats and their burgers are trash

[dooley]

cheetah does thoughtful and well-explained trick tips for people. Why not just make a thread for that? He can tell his stories and shit there too, instead of every thread being openly susceptible to unrelated novel-length posts.

[Szechuan]

cheetah does thoughtful and well-explained trick tips for people. Why not just make a thread for that? He can tell his stories and shit there too, instead of every thread being openly susceptible to unrelated novel-length posts.

I second the cheetahsheets containment thread.

[dooley]

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cheetah does thoughtful and well-explained trick tips for people. Why not just make a thread for that? He can tell his stories and shit there too, instead of every thread being openly susceptible to unrelated novel-length posts.

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I second the cheetahsheets containment thread.

Thank you, was going to say quarantine but that's a nicer way to put it for sure.

[lady fanny]

put the big cat back in the zoo!

[cheetahsheets]

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cheetah does thoughtful and well-explained trick tips for people. Why not just make a thread for that? He can tell his stories and shit there too, instead of every thread being openly susceptible to unrelated novel-length posts.

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I second the cheetahsheets containment thread.

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Thank you, was going to say quarantine but that's a nicer way to put it for sure.

First off most threads I don’t even fuck with and that’s a fact. Secondly I only talk about myself when the thread devolves into people bringing me up. The big cat just roams the land giving his opinions, and then when meat pops up he attacks. No seriously though, like I genuinely just comment on shit until my name gets brought up, and then I gotta comment on that because I take it to SLAP like a big cat.

[dooley]

In general, you really wouldn't want a trick tip thread? I did mean that stuff about it being thoughtful and well-explained. And people will keep asking anyway. There's one's I'm sure who've read them and wanted to ask but originally didn't, and some still won't - just shy or whatever. Don't think of it as some mean thing, it could be beneficial. What, like after all that, you're shy about having a thread where you get to go off and type as much as desirable with zero complaints? Be a gentleman.

[VHS ERA]

[cheetahsheets]

In general, you really wouldn't want a trick tip thread? I did mean that stuff about it being thoughtful and well-explained. And people will keep asking anyway. There's one's I'm sure who've read them and wanted to ask but originally didn't, and some still won't - just shy or whatever. Don't think of it as some mean thing, it could be beneficial. What, like after all that, you're shy about having a thread where you get to go off and type as much as desirable with zero complaints? Be a gentleman.

I mean I’m not that egocentric tho lol. I don’t want my own thread unless it’s been called upon by others, I mean if someone starts a thread and there’s ample response, like 3-4 pages before I even get in that bitch then fine. It would have to be called upon. I would not start a thread on my own right about myself. I do not have that much of an ego to make a cheetah thread tbh.

[dooley]

I don't believe that first line and find it unrealistic that there'd be 3-4 pages of questions prior to any of them being answered. Sounds like you do want to go off in such a thread but aren't willing to risk for own success, you just want a pre-existing cheetah thread empire. Not very big cat-like.

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admins should do the lords work and just ban him

[cheetahsheets]

I don't believe that first line and find it unrealistic that there'd be 3-4 pages of questions prior to any of them being answered. Sounds like you do want to go off in such a thread but aren't willing to risk for own success, you just want a pre-existing cheetah thread empire. Not very big cat-like.

Lol bro do you know how often I start threads of my own? It’s almost never lol. If people actually asked questions then I would answer them. I just don’t think it would be that in demand of a thread lol. If it is then the big cat will do what is asked.

admins should do the lords work and just ban him

Bro you’re one of my favorite posters. What have I ever done that is ban worthy. I make goofy fucking posts on the mythology of the big cats, give fantastic trolling responses which beat the shit out of other trolls on this MessageBoard since the Tracer days, and lastly I just post genuine stuff. I have a deep knowledge of skate history, have been involved in the industry, am an all time level skater, like u know if anything I would be psyched as fuck if Slap had more big cats or big cat level posters.

[lady fanny]

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I don't believe that first line and find it unrealistic that there'd be 3-4 pages of questions prior to any of them being answered. Sounds like you do want to go off in such a thread but aren't willing to risk for own success, you just want a pre-existing cheetah thread empire. Not very big cat-like.

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Lol bro do you know how often I start threads of my own? It’s almost never lol. If people actually asked questions then I would answer them. I just don’t think it would be that in demand of a thread lol. If it is then the big cat will do what is asked.

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admins should do the lords work and just ban him

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Bro you’re one of my favorite posters. What have I ever done that is ban worthy. I make goofy fucking posts on the mythology of the big cats, give fantastic trolling responses which beat the shit out of other trolls on this MessageBoard since the Tracer days, and lastly I just post genuine stuff. I have a deep knowledge of skate history, have been involved in the industry, am an all time level skater, like u know if anything I would be psyched as fuck if Slap had more big cats or big cat level posters.

Tracer was Maureen Ponderosa and big cat, you are no Maureen Ponderosa!
you don't want your own thread but you're happy to pollute every other one. that's why talk of quarantine.

[munchbox]

nothing you say will ever be more interesting that that kickflip footage we will never get

[dooley]

You've zero self-awareness 99% of the time - it's a one man online coke party for you. As if it's really because you're too humble to make a thread about yourself. Weak.

[Pete]

This thread fuckin sucks

Free max b