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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1260 on: September 13, 2021, 01:43:53 PM »
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Black upper with gum soles but then white logo on the side. Worst is Adidas you just look like a German sex tourist.
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Well... Looks like you've just helped me pick out my Spring/Summer '22 look.
Any other styling tips, so I can keep it authentic?
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Short pants, really long white socks(or colored socks with "funny" drawings), a white tanktop and big mirrored sunglasses.
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You're clearly much more qualified to review handbags than swan pablo, how do we get you a regular column?

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1261 on: September 13, 2021, 01:49:35 PM »
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Not a fan of Breeana and don't think she deserves to go pro. The level of women's skating getting fairly high and she just isn't there.
A small percentage of me wants to be wrong and put an amazing part together for the next Chocolate video...

Gary called it on Skateline. Not sure what Girl was thinking with that going pro promo thing?
And yeah, the thrasher cover is an ok photo but the trick is not that amazing but like I said, I'm hoping she proves me wrong with her next video part.
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Quoting myself.

Crailtap did a much better job with this Slice of life part announcing her pro debut than that other weird video.

I expect something good in the fill length.
https://youtu.be/CvpqQtX8H8c

Watching McCrank skate that park was so sick, I love Breanna too. Thanks for posting

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1262 on: September 13, 2021, 02:18:11 PM »
Prefab/ shitty wood diy on a court (like the one from Breana crail Clip thing) are better than 99.9% of skateparks

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1263 on: September 13, 2021, 08:28:52 PM »
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Let the kids do their thing homie. It’s just skateboarding. It’s not that Sirius. Never ever get no second hand cringe. For realS . Just let it be what it is for whoever actually skating. Let it be what is for you and leave it at that. Sometimes people can all be climbing up the same mountain but they never knew that the other homies was also climbing up that mountain on the other side of it. Out of view. just blazing a different path.
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As I respect your existential kumbaya statement friend, my rant was referring to the persons post about "gatekeeping".

You see, when you've been into this long enough, have added your own thing to this culture, affected people on your journey in your own way, then the whole script flips because of tech nerds, you can't but help not sit back and dissect it all. And in a sense, it IS that serious.

Skating in particular has always had a way of giving people a sense of entitlement, ignorant confidence, especially if you are good at doing tricks, way before this social media thing, but you add that fuel to the fire, I don't have to spell it out for you.

It is serious because we are social creatures and are pretty much forced to interact with these same individuals who actually believe in this delusional fake made up world...to a degree.

So yeah...pretty serious. But you are right, in the end, all the same path to death ;)

Some kid tried to argue with me that tictac landing is better than landing clean. what

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1264 on: September 13, 2021, 08:34:00 PM »
Wood is more fun to skate on a box than metal even if it disintegrates
Regular stance is a mental disorder defined by the DSM-5

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1265 on: September 14, 2021, 12:48:01 AM »
Wood is more fun to skate on a box than metal even if it disintegrates

Lost it when I read your sig  ;D

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1266 on: September 14, 2021, 07:14:28 AM »
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Black upper with gum soles but then white logo on the side. Worst is Adidas you just look like a German sex tourist.
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Well... Looks like you've just helped me pick out my Spring/Summer '22 look.
Any other styling tips, so I can keep it authentic?
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Short pants, really long white socks(or colored socks with "funny" drawings), a white tanktop and big mirrored sunglasses.
Extra points for a golden necklace.
Double extra points if your head is hairless.

Ya all can read my next styling tips in the Vogue. Cheers pals.
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You're clearly much more qualified to review handbags than swan pablo, how do we get you a regular column?

Handbags...
They have to match your shoes and the smaller the handbag, the better. If you rock a Gucci handbag, you also need Gucci shoes. You can also rock two handbags (same company of course).
Extra points if you wear a headband, that matches your handbag(s).

A regular column would only work on the internet, since the new hot shits change within 2 days.
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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1267 on: September 14, 2021, 10:36:12 AM »
I never developed a dislike of Berra and Koston over recent years.
I’m a fat Siamese cat.

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1268 on: September 14, 2021, 04:07:33 PM »

And basketball sucks.

You been to an NBA game lately? In my city, it's like going to a really good club. They have a DJ spinning, people get dressed up (but I can still dress like a dirt), there's insane talent shows/competitions going on during breaks, you can chop it up with a good cross section of people, and in between all of that, a game happens. Beer is affordable too.

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1269 on: September 14, 2021, 07:50:27 PM »
Probably less of an unpopular opinion and more of a skate conspiracy but I believe that Jahmir (jahbulbatron or whatever the fuck) is a regular stance skater who taught himself to push mongo regs, and regular switch so people would think he was goofy stance. I legit never seen footage of homie doing certain tricks “regular” but see him bust out “switch” all the fucking time… seems sus

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1270 on: September 14, 2021, 08:19:36 PM »
Probably less of an unpopular opinion and more of a skate conspiracy but I believe that Jahmir (jahbulbatron or whatever the fuck) is a regular stance skater who taught himself to push mongo regs, and regular switch so people would think he was goofy stance. I legit never seen footage of homie doing certain tricks “regular” but see him bust out “switch” all the fucking time… seems sus

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTQcD4LlQ7W/?utm_medium=copy_link

Looking like a goofy skater here

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSaSzkip7b7/?utm_medium=copy_link


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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1271 on: September 14, 2021, 08:32:19 PM »
Every indie video should have somebody in skinnies and somebody in baggy cargos
Regular stance is a mental disorder defined by the DSM-5

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1272 on: September 14, 2021, 08:56:47 PM »
Probably less of an unpopular opinion and more of a skate conspiracy but I believe that Jahmir (jahbulbatron or whatever the fuck) is a regular stance skater who taught himself to push mongo regs, and regular switch so people would think he was goofy stance. I legit never seen footage of homie doing certain tricks “regular” but see him bust out “switch” all the fucking time… seems sus

Spoken like someone with no switch game

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1273 on: September 15, 2021, 03:49:48 AM »
Where are we on DC needing to shut the fuck up about 1996? I'm ready for them to

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1274 on: September 15, 2021, 01:10:51 PM »
90% of board graphics in the setup thread are random, incoherent piss poor excuses for "art" and I could shit some melted crayons on a deck and it would look better

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1275 on: September 15, 2021, 01:30:55 PM »
90% of board graphics in the setup thread are random, incoherent piss poor excuses for "art" and I could shit some melted crayons on a deck and it would look better
Could you really, though?!?
Sounds painful, but if you're able, you are a true talent & there's a bright future in store for you, mon artiste.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1276 on: September 15, 2021, 01:36:30 PM »
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90% of board graphics in the setup thread are random, incoherent piss poor excuses for "art" and I could shit some melted crayons on a deck and it would look better
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Could you really, though?!?
Sounds painful, but if you're able, you are a true talent & there's a bright future in store for you, mon artiste.

But how tho? Do you eat the crayons and digest them or do you just shelve them? and when does the melting occur?
But jokes aside (pardon the pun)I'm also not really a fan  all this newer childish art

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1277 on: September 15, 2021, 01:39:41 PM »
90% of board graphics in the setup thread are random, incoherent piss poor excuses for "art" and I could shit some melted crayons on a deck and it would look better

Sup dill

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1278 on: September 15, 2021, 01:50:37 PM »
oh man this thread reminded me about that other thread a while back with the, i think, aussie? sex tourist who was trying to get sk9ing banned in like melbourne or something


did he get vibed off the internet or what

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1279 on: September 15, 2021, 01:53:05 PM »
oh man this thread reminded me about that other thread a while back with the, i think, aussie? sex tourist who was trying to get sk9ing banned in like melbourne or something


did he get vibed off the internet or what

Oh yeah ha

I'd love to read that again
I want to fight you so badly richard
Please give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1280 on: September 15, 2021, 03:01:50 PM »
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Probably less of an unpopular opinion and more of a skate conspiracy but I believe that Jahmir (jahbulbatron or whatever the fuck) is a regular stance skater who taught himself to push mongo regs, and regular switch so people would think he was goofy stance. I legit never seen footage of homie doing certain tricks “regular” but see him bust out “switch” all the fucking time… seems sus
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this was legit my secret master plan to go pro when I was like 12. glad to see someone make it happen

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1281 on: September 15, 2021, 10:50:12 PM »
Probably less of an unpopular opinion and more of a skate conspiracy but I believe that Jahmir (jahbulbatron or whatever the fuck) is a regular stance skater who taught himself to push mongo regs, and regular switch so people would think he was goofy stance. I legit never seen footage of homie doing certain tricks “regular” but see him bust out “switch” all the fucking time… seems sus
Don't know him, but I know a guy who legit has weird stances, he is definitely goofy riding around bowls and street, but then he has a pretty specific bag of tricks, regular tre flips all the time, got bigspins and bs flips sometimes, nollie bs flip and sw fs flip, he can't really ollie too well regular but can do them nicely switch, sw kickflips too, he could switch crooks and sw 180 to regular 5-0s.

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1282 on: September 15, 2021, 10:54:35 PM »
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Black upper with gum soles but then white logo on the side. Worst is Adidas you just look like a German sex tourist.
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Well... Looks like you've just helped me pick out my Spring/Summer '22 look.
Any other styling tips, so I can keep it authentic?
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Short pants, really long white socks(or colored socks with "funny" drawings), a white tanktop and big mirrored sunglasses.
Extra points for a golden necklace.
Double extra points if your head is hairless.

Ya all can read my next styling tips in the Vogue. Cheers pals.

Always these pants, of course combined with a checkered shirt or in stripes


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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1283 on: September 16, 2021, 02:47:42 AM »
those Copenhagen, dime glory challenge type events are gross and annoying, i know being mindless and partying while skateboarding is probably fun, i just don't need to see it, especially the types that are there now with the jockification of skateboarding.

and these new kids that try to look like they don't "try" are super fucking obnoxious ie: heitor.

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1284 on: September 16, 2021, 05:34:15 AM »
those Copenhagen, dime glory challenge type events are gross and annoying, i know being mindless and partying while skateboarding is probably fun, i just don't need to see it, especially the types that are there now with the jockification of skateboarding.

and these new kids that try to look like they don't "try" are super fucking obnoxious ie: heitor.

Some genuinely unpopular opinions for once. Also, fuck you, heitor shreds

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1285 on: September 16, 2021, 08:17:33 AM »
those Copenhagen, dime glory challenge type events are gross and annoying, i know being mindless and partying while skateboarding is probably fun, i just don't need to see it, especially the types that are there now with the jockification of skateboarding.

and these new kids that try to look like they don't "try" are super fucking obnoxious ie: heitor.
you must be fun at parties
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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1286 on: September 16, 2021, 08:44:05 AM »
those Copenhagen, dime glory challenge type events are gross and annoying, i know being mindless and partying while skateboarding is probably fun, i just don't need to see it, especially the types that are there now with the jockification of skateboarding.

and these new kids that try to look like they don't "try" are super fucking obnoxious ie: heitor.
Check out all these loser jocks. Also congratulations on winning the unpopular opinion thread
https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2021/09/15/best-copenhagen-open-2021/

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1287 on: September 16, 2021, 08:46:24 AM »
skateboarding does not make you cool or special, you are no better and no more unique than a tennis player

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1288 on: September 16, 2021, 08:48:53 AM »
skateboarding does not make you cool or special, you are no better and no more unique than a tennis player
Spoken like a true tennis player.  8)

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: 2021 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #1289 on: September 16, 2021, 10:22:29 AM »
skateboarding does not make you cool or special, you are no better and no more unique than a tennis player

Is this supposed to be a burn or something, tennis is awesome