Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??

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Because...

[Eric Dolphy]

Very good question, with a long and multifaceted answer, and that answer is Fred Gall

[Freelancevagrant]

Very good question, with a long and multifaceted answer, and that answer is Fred Gall

Shalom.

[DirtyBurger]

[CHONGO]

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Very good question, with a long and multifaceted answer, and that answer is Fred Gall

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Shalom.

[Lou Strux]

Use of the term of instead of off is exclusive to Gold & Platinum levels of SLAP membership.
Silver & Bronze level members using the term of may find themselves incurring the “wrath of the mods” which includes such penalties as rep reduction, post count clipping, temporary suspension or permanent banning.
To increase your subscription level, contact the executive chief head of subscription services, lk130 via PM.

[Blankcheck]

Hahaha SLAP sucks!!! Why do I come on here! smh.

All love FG

[SneakySecrets]

What’s your best guess at the answer?

[Blankcheck]

I don’t have any idea which is why I asked the question

[Gnarfunkell]

what's an off?

[Blankcheck]

Apparently I’m an “off”. You all got me!

[Burt Ward]

She offered her honour, I honoured her offer, and all night long I was on her and of her.

[cky enthusiast]

what’s the deal with air plane food

[Blankcheck]

Ahhh! I feel like I’m surrounded by 14 years olds who are clowning me and 40 year olds who don’t have the energy to explain this minute SLAP etiquette!

[Dirk_Diggler]

Can’t spell off without of and can’t spell of without Fred Gall. That is the most logical answer I can think of.

[companguero]

[cosmicgypsies]

off of f

[DirtyBurger]

Ahhh! I feel like I’m surrounded by 14 years olds who are clowning me and 40 year olds who don’t have the energy to explain this minute SLAP etiquette!

Yea, thats the joke my friend.

what’s the deal with air plane food

I actually loved airplane food, when it was a usual thing. You get a microwaved food cooked at its peak, and you could choose a Kosher option, just to be Shalom.

[somethingmustbreaknow]

of instead of who?

[fredgallSOTY]

we cant read

[sexualhelon]

Don't you want somebody to of, don't you need somebody to of

[slappies]

Look pal, you better adapt to our ways or go back to whatever forum you came from.

[hup]

Seems like every fifth or so time somebody starts this thread it eventually gets explained, but the explanation is buried at least six pages in.

Sometimes the OP will jump right in to educate the simple folk of SLAP on correct grammatical form and usage. It can go on for days.

Those among us whose brains still produce it will sometimes get a little serotonin kick from those ones.

[Crailslideyoface]

The real question should be why the outside world doesn’t

[spungo]

I'll probably get kooked for giving away the joke, but someone made a thread forever ago titled "Gino of Chocolate" and the Pals ran with it.  Mystery solved

[friendly dave]

I'll probably get kooked for giving away the joke, but someone made a thread forever ago titled "Gino of Chocolate" and the Pals ran with it.  Mystery solved

What next? Are you gonna tell him the trick on how to pass a drug test?

[Burt Ward]

I'll probably get kooked for giving away the joke, but someone made a thread forever ago titled "Gino of Chocolate" and the Pals ran with it.  Mystery solved

I WAS going to kook you for this, but then Friendly Dave made me laugh, so I just gnarred him instead.

[SneakySecrets]

I don’t have any idea which is why I asked the question

Pretend someone had a gun to your head (god forbid) and demanded you make a guess, what are you saying?

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I don’t have any idea which is why I asked the question

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Pretend someone had a gun to your head (god forbid) and demanded you make a guess, what are you saying?

Maybe I would say “off Fred” or “only Fred” or “why is Fred gall the answer to this question?