My old local had this shitty metal fun box we'd all huck over. I went down one afternoon and there's a few skaters and one dude tooling around on his old, crappy BMX. He had a friend who was sitting on top of a quarter pipe who just heckled everyone. Dudes would slam and he'd yell "you suck hahahaha" and sip his beer. Then he started in on his mate. Telling him to go higher and do big airs and to jump over the fun box. His mate wasn't that skilled and kept palming him off so the drunk dude climbed down, grabbed the bike and said "I'll fucken show you how it's done" He just started fanging towards the funbox which was only about 4ft high. Like, absolutely belting towards this thing. He launched so high I thought I was watching a reenactment of that scene in ET when all the kids take off into the sky on their bikes. He was literally, I dunno, 15ft in the air. I've never seen anyone get so high. Of course, at that speed he completely overshot the other side of the box and plummeted to the flat ground upon which his bike exploded. It didn't break. Shit went everywhere. Wheels in opposite directions, the frame crumpled and the handlbars collapsed. It was like watching a cartoon. Guy broke his leg and impaled himself on the gooseneck. An ambulance was called and the whole time we just rolled around this broken dude. Guy who owned the bike spent the 20 minutes waiting for the ambulance just ragging on him for breaking his precious BMX. Fun times.