A few years ago I was dating someone who's roommate was going through a divorce. Even though it was reasonably amicable, it was obviously a sensitive situation. One day when I was staying over there I learned that the ex-husband was on his way to the house to gather the last of his things and give his final goodbye to the dog that they shared. Emotions were tense so I thought it would be courteous to take off before he arrived to give them some space. Apparently, just moments before he finally mustered the nerve to give his tearful goodbye, the dog rummaged through the bathroom trash can and tried to eat a condom used earlier that day by yours truly. The dog was fine but the condom got stuck, so he had to reach down its throat and get it out. I still think about it all the time. This was probably one of the most profoundly sad moments of this guy's life, and it was probably so much worse because it ended with him having to deal with some guy's cum filled condom that his dog tried to eat. I felt so bad for that guy and I've since run into him a couple times and we've been friendly toward one another. I'm pretty sure he knows it was me but I think both of us are better off without it being brought up.
That is fucking hectic
I know this tiler right, and he was engaged to this girl and they thought they’d get a dog off gumtree
They went down to the coast to get it off this bloke and idk what happened but like two weeks later the bloke full snaked his fiancée
Luke ended up with the dog cause old mate didn’t want the dog, I mean he had it on gumtree
Last I saw him he went home like two hours into this main floor we were doing
He had just found out they engaged, I never saw him again after that
Also though fuck him, I was apprentice then and he was the messiest cunt
Full trying to grout his work and having to cut all the glue out of the joints, it was like it was grouted in glue
I swear to god it used to be like you’d just watch these cunts make a mess and you’d just groan cause you knew you were gonna have to clean it all