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Rune Spliffberg

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #60 on: October 10, 2021, 05:53:18 AM »
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Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?
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Came here to mention she commented too, the fuck haha

YOu haven't heard?? Gwenyth is producing Skategoat the Movie documenting Leandre's explosive and unprecedented rise to now world renowned professional skateboarder representing such prolific and well established skate brands like Cariuma and Bryte, all while simultaneously dominating the luxury apparel scene with the esteemed brand Mamaskate!

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #61 on: October 10, 2021, 06:00:22 AM »
I have a friend who skates regular but bombs hills goofy. ive bombed some massive hills with him and i trip about it all the time.
from skating with my friend i really do think hes goofy but learned the 'wrong' stance early on and got comfortable, you can definitely tell his style is kinda switch looking but really comfortable. Leandre might be the same, its not like there arent any skaters out there ripping both in their natural stance and switch.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #62 on: October 10, 2021, 06:28:48 AM »
To quote myself regarding cariuma and this guy:

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I hope Leandre sanders has something happen to him so that he isnít ambidextrous anymore, he loses his stupid novelty career, and has to get a job. Actually, I wish that for everyone associated with this fetid cumstain of a company
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Damn dude, heís not my cup of tea either but I donít want his life to be ruined. 
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #63 on: October 10, 2021, 06:37:49 AM »
I think it was true
it was people like you
that crucified Christ.

I think it is sad
the opinion you had
was the only one voiced.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #64 on: October 10, 2021, 06:59:48 AM »
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My friend snowboards goofy and skates regular.

Some transition tricks are easier for him switch like blunts or frontside 360.

Steve ruined sanders career before it started. Scientology is a curse
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I do that too!


There are literally tens of us.
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #65 on: October 10, 2021, 07:23:12 AM »
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My friend snowboards goofy and skates regular.

Some transition tricks are easier for him switch like blunts or frontside 360.

Steve ruined sanders career before it started. Scientology is a curse
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I do that too!

I snowboarded first and when I started to skate it just felt better to roll with the other foot forward. I do not have a lot of switch tricks, but for what itís worth I am great at pushing around switch.

 It just seems like Leander has two different stances for street and transition. It is not that he has no stance. As was already pointed out above Thiago or AVE are way better at skating switch in the Street.

I am not from LA, nor am I even American so I wonder why so many people seem to hate The Venice Beach park and its locals. Apart from LeandreĎs Berrics association he seems like an OK guy whenever I see a clip about him. I donĎt really get the hate.


People don't like Venice park or its locals because the vibe is if every single benihana fly out kid from your local all traveled there to see who could benihana highest. Combine that with just sketchy Venice people and tourists asking if they can film your stunts, you got a recipe for a lame scene.

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More importantly, why is cheese orange in America? The rest of the world eats yellow cheese, why have Americans decided cheese should be orange? It makes no sense
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Why is an yellow curb yellow? Why is the sky blue?

Why is the sky blue
Why is water wet
Why did Judas grab the Romans while Jesus slept

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #66 on: October 10, 2021, 08:02:05 AM »
Somewhere in an alternate universe, Leandre got on Deathwish fully via Greco and soaks up game from him, Ellington, Foy, Kirby, Pedro Delfino, etc.  Instead of being a Berra shill and fancy bowl troll, he has a more palatable career without the gimmicks.


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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #67 on: October 10, 2021, 08:07:43 AM »
Somewhere in an alternate universe, Leandre got on Deathwish fully via Greco and soaks up game from him, Ellington, Foy, Kirby, Pedro Delfino, etc.  Instead of being a Berra shill and fancy bowl troll, he has a more palatable career without the gimmicks.

And in that universe, not needing the gimmicks, he tells his girlfriend, Mamaskate, not to price her pants at $1400.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #68 on: October 10, 2021, 08:45:29 AM »
If someone does a trick in cariumas, i didnt see it. No relevance, my brain doesnít register. Applies here, i see nothing

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #69 on: October 10, 2021, 08:47:30 AM »
If someone does a trick in cariumas, i didnt see it. No relevance, my brain doesnít register. Applies here, i see nothing
Damn you're gonna miss out on a ton of Adrianne Sloboh clips then.


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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #70 on: October 10, 2021, 08:51:10 AM »
Why is an yellow curb yellow?

To designate a loading zone
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #71 on: October 10, 2021, 09:04:22 AM »
Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #72 on: October 10, 2021, 09:19:44 AM »

Why is the sky blue
Why is water wet
Why did Judas grab the Romans while Jesus slept

I almost posted that line earlier today! Such a great track. Now sorry if I come across picky but the actual quote is "why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept".

I can even be more picky: Judas actually ratted to the Sanhedrin (Jewish council/court) who then proceeded to arrest Jesus with the temple guard and only later on brought him to the Romans because they did not have the authority to hand down death sentences.






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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #73 on: October 10, 2021, 10:29:53 AM »
A moment of silence befell the congregation as Judas dangled in the air. Pointing his Kanoa Tri-Plane toward the painted ceiling, Judas grabbed melon, and the roar of rattling thunder returned to the ramp, and Jesus watched upon his re-entry. "Fuck." Jesus whispered, "that was bio." And it was so.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #74 on: October 10, 2021, 10:40:25 AM »
Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too

Gotta agree here.

Itís not like this dude is using his gimmick to give us amazing tricks and dope lines. He just skates around the bowl and does switch flips and 360s. Pass.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #75 on: October 10, 2021, 10:42:30 AM »
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If someone does a trick in cariumas, i didnt see it. No relevance, my brain doesnít register. Applies here, i see nothing
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Damn you're gonna miss out on a ton of Adrianne Sloboh clips then.
She should get different shoes. I ain't digging it either.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #76 on: October 10, 2021, 03:40:43 PM »
Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too

It's not a conscious decision to change stances. It is a completely natural shift for him. I propose that if Slap geneticists are able isolate this genetic mutation, we could perhaps bio engineer a truly stanceless skater in the future. We could create armies of clones and train them from a young age to perform miraculous stunts for our own entertainment. Why are you assholes so hung up on his shoes?

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #77 on: October 10, 2021, 06:03:49 PM »

Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?

Nahh her kid skates or something Iíve seen her post on a couple random accounts. I assume itís market research to sell shit for goop.
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #78 on: October 10, 2021, 06:05:23 PM »
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My friend snowboards goofy and skates regular.

Some transition tricks are easier for him switch like blunts or frontside 360.

Steve ruined sanders career before it started. Scientology is a curse
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I do that too!

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There are literally tens of us.

I too occupy this category. Being able to do switch back 3s is cool tho. Lord knows they ainít coming to me on a skateboard anytime soon.
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #79 on: October 10, 2021, 07:58:10 PM »
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #80 on: October 10, 2021, 09:28:46 PM »
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Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?
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Nahh her kid skates or something Iíve seen her post on a couple random accounts. I assume itís market research to sell shit for goop.
Can you imagine the skate products they will sell on Goop? Because I sure canít. Wheels made of jade?
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #81 on: October 10, 2021, 10:05:03 PM »

Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?

If you scroll down a few of his posts. There's a screen grab of him talking to her of FaceTime. Her and Steve Berra are tagged... #SkateGoatTheMovie

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #82 on: October 11, 2021, 12:19:32 AM »
100% kook with an ego that doesn't match his skill. Gimmick skater at best, culture vulture at worst.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #83 on: October 11, 2021, 12:53:24 AM »
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Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?
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Nahh her kid skates or something Iíve seen her post on a couple random accounts. I assume itís market research to sell shit for goop.
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Can you imagine the skate products they will sell on Goop? Because I sure canít. Wheels made of jade?

Crystal bearings? Grounding bolts? Antibacterial silver mallgrab handles?
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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #84 on: October 11, 2021, 01:41:35 AM »
I gotta bud who skates goofy and surfs regular, he skates like a surfer too so itís weird, I wonder
If Leandre was the first and only person you seen skate you would be the same and stance is a myth

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #85 on: October 11, 2021, 04:57:27 AM »
I gotta bud who skates goofy and surfs regular, he skates like a surfer too so itís weird, I wonder
If Leandre was the first and only person you seen skate you would be the same and stance is a myth

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #86 on: October 11, 2021, 05:07:18 AM »
I gotta bud who skates goofy and surfs regular, he skates like a surfer too so itís weird, I wonder
If Leandre was the first and only person you seen skate you would be the same and stance is a myth

If to be "seen" is to use his genetic profile and create a stanceless Adam that would make all stance-oriented skaters obsolete, then yes.

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #87 on: October 11, 2021, 05:07:37 AM »
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Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too
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It's not a conscious decision to change stances. It is a completely natural shift for him. I propose that if Slap geneticists are able isolate this genetic mutation, we could perhaps bio engineer a truly stanceless skater in the future. We could create armies of clones and train them from a young age to perform miraculous stunts for our own entertainment. Why are you assholes so hung up on his shoes?

curious how u could prove that itís a sub conscious decisionÖ.

 Is there some sort of double blind study using timers and obstacle illusions to test his reflexes or something?

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #88 on: October 11, 2021, 05:12:04 AM »
This whole stanceless shit is garbage itís more Steve Berra confusion. Someone needs to dose this man out just put a ton of liquid acid in his coffee or something he has to stop.

The stance less argument is really dumb especially when the example is someone who isnít even a top 100 skater.

Can he even air out of a vert ramp? Heís clearly no pj Ladd tech guy or Chris Jolsin jumper. He canít skate vert like Colin or mega like bob. Why is this dude praised so hard I canít figure it out if it wasnít for social media no one would know this guy

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Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
« Reply #89 on: October 11, 2021, 05:52:20 AM »
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Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too
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It's not a conscious decision to change stances. It is a completely natural shift for him. I propose that if Slap geneticists are able isolate this genetic mutation, we could perhaps bio engineer a truly stanceless skater in the future. We could create armies of clones and train them from a young age to perform miraculous stunts for our own entertainment. Why are you assholes so hung up on his shoes?
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curious how u could prove that itís a sub conscious decisionÖ.

 Is there some sort of double blind study using timers and obstacle illusions to test his reflexes or something?

I'm not sure it is sub conscious. I think it is outside the mind.