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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #210 on: December 30, 2021, 07:22:13 AM »
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I hope Mark Suiciu puts out a whole Philly part soundtracked by Freeway or Young Gunz.
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that dude has never heard a state prop song in his life
i'm not sure it's even possible for suciu to listen to a rap song, like if you tried to play one for him it would turn to white noise by being in his presence

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #211 on: December 30, 2021, 07:47:23 AM »
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I hope Mark Suiciu puts out a whole Philly part soundtracked by Freeway or Young Gunz.
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that dude has never heard a state prop song in his life
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i'm not sure it's even possible for suciu to listen to a rap song, like if you tried to play one for him it would turn to white noise by being in his presence

he would gentrify the music out of the track

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #212 on: December 30, 2021, 08:12:41 AM »
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I hope Mark Suiciu puts out a whole Philly part soundtracked by Freeway or Young Gunz.
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that dude has never heard a state prop song in his life
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i'm not sure it's even possible for suciu to listen to a rap song, like if you tried to play one for him it would turn to white noise by being in his presence
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he would gentrify the music out of the track

Legitimately cackling at this.

Re: the Levi's discussion I completely missed, the 501 and 505 are the same exact cut, the only difference is that 501s have a button fly and 505s have a zip fly.  Also, they do periodically change the cut of 501/505s for seemingly no reason, and if you want a roomier 501 the '93 Straight is my preference.  I have somewhat burly legs and once broken in they fit like a pair of pants that aren't too snug or too loose anywhere, they just kind of go with the line of your leg and it looks like absolute classic straight leg jeans shit.

Still probably never going to quit skating in Carhartt double front workpants though.
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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #213 on: December 30, 2021, 10:40:04 AM »

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #214 on: December 30, 2021, 12:12:14 PM »
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I hope Mark Suiciu puts out a whole Philly part soundtracked by Freeway or Young Gunz.
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that dude has never heard a state prop song in his life
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i'm not sure it's even possible for suciu to listen to a rap song, like if you tried to play one for him it would turn to white noise by being in his presence
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he would gentrify the music out of the track
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Legitimately cackling at this.

Re: the Levi's discussion I completely missed, the 501 and 505 are the same exact cut, the only difference is that 501s have a button fly and 505s have a zip fly.  Also, they do periodically change the cut of 501/505s for seemingly no reason, and if you want a roomier 501 the '93 Straight is my preference.  I have somewhat burly legs and once broken in they fit like a pair of pants that aren't too snug or too loose anywhere, they just kind of go with the line of your leg and it looks like absolute classic straight leg jeans shit.

Still probably never going to quit skating in Carhartt double front workpants though.

I have nothing to add here, solid agreement

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #215 on: December 30, 2021, 01:10:25 PM »
levi's quality control is all over the place and so is their manufacturing. like literally all over the place in terms of having factories in like 15 different countries. go to your favorite local department store and try on 10 pairs of the "same" cut/size/color-- they will all fit differently. and yeah, they change from season to season as well.

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #216 on: December 30, 2021, 05:12:42 PM »
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I hope Mark Suiciu puts out a whole Philly part soundtracked by Freeway or Young Gunz.
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that dude has never heard a state prop song in his life
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i'm not sure it's even possible for suciu to listen to a rap song, like if you tried to play one for him it would turn to white noise by being in his presence
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he would gentrify the music out of the track
Shit. should have said Philly female rappers like Eve or Charli Baltimore. I'm sure mark did the statistics and realized he hasn't been skating to enough women. He can move them to the fore. Do some spinny shit down a mini rail at Ninth and Poplar to Let Me Blow Your Mind. Something like that.

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #217 on: December 30, 2021, 05:23:31 PM »
Looking forward to more y2k numetal horseshit paired with mediocre skating

I am already tired of this

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #218 on: January 01, 2022, 11:39:41 AM »
Next trend, Columbia shoes as skateboard shoes

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #219 on: January 01, 2022, 12:31:51 PM »
Next trend, Columbia shoes as skateboard shoes
Current issue of thrasher actually has some of this. Someone went to Alaska and got photos in his trail running gear. I can’t remember who it was but maybe someone else does?

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #220 on: January 01, 2022, 01:05:13 PM »
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Next trend, Columbia shoes as skateboard shoes
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Current issue of thrasher actually has some of this. Someone went to Alaska and got photos in his trail running gear. I can’t remember who it was but maybe someone else does?

Ryan Lay?

Back to the Levi's talk - I've been on a 505 kick for the last few years, but just bought a few more pairs back in like October including a green canvas feeling pair. I've been pretty much solely wearing them when skating lately aside from maybe dickies here and there. Also as said before 505s and 501s are the same fit only difference is a zipper fly.

I buy them a size or two bigger than I'd usually buy and they're perfect, but I've been eating pretty good lately so I guess I'm wearing close to my regular size now. Great fit though. Not too baggy, not too slim. Very normal looking pants so I don't feel ridiculous.

Edit: here's me skating in 505s in the snow back in February

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #221 on: January 02, 2022, 05:51:35 AM »
1. heelflip tech
2. the second death of the pressure flip. shit looks stupid

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #222 on: January 02, 2022, 08:01:29 PM »
No-comply combos and coloured wheels.

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #223 on: January 03, 2022, 07:02:45 AM »
16mm b-roll
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #224 on: January 03, 2022, 07:15:29 AM »
not so much a trend but a prediction:  Clive Dixon will win SOTY in 2022.
more heaven-cruise than hell-ride.

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #225 on: January 03, 2022, 07:59:30 AM »
2022 - the resurgence of freestyle, all parks will become just flat slabs of concrete.

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #226 on: January 03, 2022, 08:56:58 AM »
No longer content with the classic all-black skater-waiters, trendy skaters will clamor for Vantablack shoes.



Someone on slap will make a witty reference about the shoes being so black that they could be “none more black”.
When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #227 on: January 03, 2022, 10:33:09 PM »
Clear green plastic poker visors
Neatly trimmed tech beards
Portuguese war helmets
Powdered wigs, heavy makeup
One big dreadlock
Swamp Crotch
Dutch wooden clogs
Deadbeat Dads
Ventriloquism
Big Johnson tees
Sex Wax curb lube
Pig Latin rap music
Diaper Rash
Gas Mask bongs
Polka, Mariachi, tubas
Turtleneck sweaters
Shoulder monkeys
Calvin pissing on Russian hookers
Trump 2024 merchandise
Kick Me signs on the back
Pajama rompers with bum flaps
Barbed wire ankle tattoos
Salad bar sneeze guards
Chinese finger traps
Bermuda shorts with combat boots
Chain wallets with bondage pants
Stepping in bubble gum
Neck bandanas a la Howdy Doody
Piggy back riding homeless people
Cons brings back the Chany's with Helium
Guy from the Vans video with 1/2 neon pink/lime hair
Rubber skateboard decks with suede griptape
Picking up change off the ground
Being a no-account good-for-nothing
Writing ridiculous trend lists

Cloacas
Cloacas
Eggs
Cloacas
Poop
Pee
Cloacas
Bird Farts
Cloacas
Cloacas
Poop and pee and eggs
Cloacas
Acid-washed jeans
Cloacas
Wallet Chains
Cloacas
Pleated pants with braided belts
Bird semen
Pizza-or-burrito-related tee shirts
Cloacas




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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #228 on: January 03, 2022, 10:41:24 PM »
Shoutout to birds. Do they fart tho?

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #229 on: January 03, 2022, 11:15:34 PM »
Recently saw some middle school kids wear the baggiest pants ever- Millers Outpost style...I think things will start slimming back to a "normal fit"

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #230 on: January 04, 2022, 09:59:11 AM »
men wearing crop tops needs to be a thing

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #231 on: January 04, 2022, 12:28:27 PM »
men wearing crop tops needs to be a thing

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #232 on: January 04, 2022, 12:29:00 PM »
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Clear green plastic poker visors
Neatly trimmed tech beards
Portuguese war helmets
Powdered wigs, heavy makeup
One big dreadlock
Swamp Crotch
Dutch wooden clogs
Deadbeat Dads
Ventriloquism
Big Johnson tees
Sex Wax curb lube
Pig Latin rap music
Diaper Rash
Gas Mask bongs
Polka, Mariachi, tubas
Turtleneck sweaters
Shoulder monkeys
Calvin pissing on Russian hookers
Trump 2024 merchandise
Kick Me signs on the back
Pajama rompers with bum flaps
Barbed wire ankle tattoos
Salad bar sneeze guards
Chinese finger traps
Bermuda shorts with combat boots
Chain wallets with bondage pants
Stepping in bubble gum
Neck bandanas a la Howdy Doody
Piggy back riding homeless people
Cons brings back the Chany's with Helium
Guy from the Vans video with 1/2 neon pink/lime hair
Rubber skateboard decks with suede griptape
Picking up change off the ground
Being a no-account good-for-nothing
Writing ridiculous trend lists
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Cloacas
Cloacas
Eggs
Cloacas
Poop
Pee
Cloacas
Bird Farts
Cloacas
Cloacas
Poop and pee and eggs
Cloacas
Acid-washed jeans
Cloacas
Wallet Chains
Cloacas
Pleated pants with braided belts
Bird semen
Pizza-or-burrito-related tee shirts
Cloacas

You might be onto something, 4th day and I’ve already heard my gf say cloaca like 10 times

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #233 on: January 04, 2022, 12:41:10 PM »
Clear deck, clear grip, clear trucks, clear pants
Blodney runnin that shit

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #234 on: January 04, 2022, 01:39:47 PM »
Shoutout to birds. Do they fart tho?

I'll DM one on insta like a Rooster and find out

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #235 on: January 04, 2022, 03:12:21 PM »
men wearing crop tops needs to be a thing
The airflow you get while Skating in a crop top is everything

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #236 on: January 04, 2022, 03:18:01 PM »
Smith Grinds

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #237 on: January 04, 2022, 09:24:40 PM »


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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #238 on: January 05, 2022, 02:48:54 AM »
Full on ska-offspring-smashmouth-guy fieri-ish outfits worn non ironically.

To match the 90s comeback sls etc will only pay the same prize money that was on offer in the 90s. Rather than build courses they will just make low hubbas and rails on pre existing stair sets and have a completely flavorless version of bust or bail.

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Re: Trendwatch 2022
« Reply #239 on: January 05, 2022, 07:02:14 AM »
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The airflow you get while Skating in a crop top is everything
no mo swampy pits