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monk hair + dress up like a kung fu skate monk
About 10 years ago, there was a fully blown skateboarding monk who would be spotted regularly at parks around the city I live in.
He lived in a monastery about an hour out of town and would come to the city to skate - in his full length robe, which would sometimes get tangled around his shoes and shit.
He was a British guy, mid 30s, really nice dude and actually ripped. He had good three flips and pressure flips.
One time, my friend did a neat trick and the monk dude was so impressed, he gave him some kind of little religious medallion.
Couldn't find it just now, but the local newspaper wrote a story about him at the time.
Story goes that in his younger days, he was a sponsored skater in the UK. Then he found God and the rest is history.
I hope he's still skating.