Tyshawn shots fired at Mikey Alfred and Illegal Civ

[DaleSr]

you guys think we'll eventually see an old man Mikey Alfred running for president as Republican?

I can't see mikey getting more than 1k votes in a city council election

[IpathCats]

you guys think we'll eventually see an old man Mikey Alfred running for president as Republican?

No, that's Mikey Taylor.

[GrayCellGreen]

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you guys think we'll eventually see an old man Mikey Alfred running for president as Republican?

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No, that's Mikey Taylor.

I wouldn't discount the possibility of Mikey Alfred going down the same path. He has all of the same symptoms

[IpathCats]

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you guys think we'll eventually see an old man Mikey Alfred running for president as Republican?

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No, that's Mikey Taylor.

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I wouldn't discount the possibility of Mikey Alfred going down the same path. He has all of the same symptoms

Not all Mikey's are the same, you're being Mikeyist

[IpathCats]

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He’s deserves that 700k he took them to spots AND bought them food.

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i know we're all joking about this, but this is actual grooming behavior and really suspect.

What exactly do you suspect Alfredo Mike to be up to?

[h00man]

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you guys think we'll eventually see an old man Mikey Alfred running for president as Republican?

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No, that's Mikey Taylor.

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I wouldn't discount the possibility of Mikey Alfred going down the same path. He has all of the same symptoms

Mikey Taylor runs for president with Mikey Alfred as his VP?

[DanCorteseFromMTVSports]

Is it normal to ask $33 to get in the door at a premiere? Most premieres I have been to have been free. (Barring small premieres where the door pays for a case of beer or something.)

I know dude isn't having an open bar/buffet. That means $33 plus food/beverage. But hey...magic...i guess...

[beecee]

i'm so glad the ACTUAL filmer left. really is the icing on the cake.
mr director/producer is gonna have to pick up a camera again unless he can find a filmer for under 700k/week

[Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein]

Is it normal to ask $33 to get in the door at a premiere? Most premieres I have been to have been free. (Barring small premieres where the door pays for a case of beer or something.)
I know dude isn't having an open bar/buffet. That means $33 plus food/beverage. But hey...magic...i guess...

Open your eyes

[fineslime]

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He’s deserves that 700k he took them to spots AND bought them food.

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i know we're all joking about this, but this is actual grooming behavior and really suspect.

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What exactly do you suspect Alfredo Mike to be up to?

It IS possible to want to help and mentor other young men without it being grooming. The term, "grooming," has HEAVY sexual connotations attached to it and even though Mikey is Mikey, it's supremely fucked up to label someone as a groomer when you have absolutely no basis to do so. Maybe he was, "grooming," them to be a successful skateboarder.

Did Rick and Mike groom kids who they kept in flow purgatory? Has every other adult male who ran a board company and took kids on trips a predator?

Don't say that shit about someone.

[SatanicPanic]

This all seems like a weird grift but I guess it’s a sign of success that skateboarding is so big that random weirdos are trying to take our money

[Owen]

More like Hell Weak

[slapcurbsnotwomen]

Illegal civ presents “L week”

[$$LESH]

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Is it normal to ask $33 to get in the door at a premiere? Most premieres I have been to have been free. (Barring small premieres where the door pays for a case of beer or something.)
I know dude isn't having an open bar/buffet. That means $33 plus food/beverage. But hey...magic...i guess...

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Open your eyes

jesus was 33. his god complex is starting to make sense.

[InkkeACAB]

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He’s deserves that 700k he took them to spots AND bought them food.

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i know we're all joking about this, but this is actual grooming behavior and really suspect.

[close]

What exactly do you suspect Alfredo Mike to be up to?

[close]

It IS possible to want to help and mentor other young men without it being grooming. The term, "grooming," has HEAVY sexual connotations attached to it and even though Mikey is Mikey, it's supremely fucked up to label someone as a groomer when you have absolutely no basis to do so. Maybe he was, "grooming," them to be a successful skateboarder.

Did Rick and Mike groom kids who they kept in flow purgatory? Has every other adult male who ran a board company and took kids on trips a predator?

Don't say that shit about someone.

burgers n weed

[dannyprovolone]

33 x 700k = 420

[Mean salto]

33 x 700k = 420

700k÷420= 166.66`
166.66' x 2(how many brain cells Mikey has)=3333.33'

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He’s deserves that 700k he took them to spots AND bought them food.

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i know we're all joking about this, but this is actual grooming behavior and really suspect.

[close]

What exactly do you suspect Alfredo Mike to be up to?

[close]

It IS possible to want to help and mentor other young men without it being grooming. The term, "grooming," has HEAVY sexual connotations attached to it and even though Mikey is Mikey, it's supremely fucked up to label someone as a groomer when you have absolutely no basis to do so. Maybe he was, "grooming," them to be a successful skateboarder.

Did Rick and Mike groom kids who they kept in flow purgatory? Has every other adult male who ran a board company and took kids on trips a predator?

Don't say that shit about someone.

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burgers n weed

I've skated pretty good after burgers and weed as an underage kid, but my mom gave them to me...

Point taken.

[Big Skatefase]

Taylor/Alfred 2024

[versacekid420]

i know nak isn’t liked around here but his story saying “700k? 800k? free dem boys” and “get them jay-z lawyer” is funny as fuck

[$$LESH]

Taylor/Alfred 2024

and taylor silverman for secretary of defense

[Sketch Hitchcock]

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Taylor/Alfred 2024

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and taylor silverman for secretary of defense

Mikey Alfred for President.  Taylor Silverman for VP.  Mikey Taylor for Secretariat of State

[$$LESH]

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Taylor/Alfred 2024

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and taylor silverman for secretary of defense

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Mikey Alfred for President.  Taylor Silverman for VP.  Mikey Taylor for Secretariat of State

😭😭😭😭

[Candied cigarettes]

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Taylor/Alfred 2024

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and taylor silverman for secretary of defense

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Mikey Alfred for President.  Taylor Silverman for VP.  Mikey Taylor for Secretariat of State

Well fucking done

[jakeumms]

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He’s deserves that 700k he took them to spots AND bought them food.

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i know we're all joking about this, but this is actual grooming behavior and really suspect.

[close]

What exactly do you suspect Alfredo Mike to be up to?

[close]

It IS possible to want to help and mentor other young men without it being grooming. The term, "grooming," has HEAVY sexual connotations attached to it and even though Mikey is Mikey, it's supremely fucked up to label someone as a groomer when you have absolutely no basis to do so. Maybe he was, "grooming," them to be a successful skateboarder.

Did Rick and Mike groom kids who they kept in flow purgatory? Has every other adult male who ran a board company and took kids on trips a predator?

Don't say that shit about someone.

Word the GQP loves that term and throws it around at educators like it's nothing. The term is getting mainstreamed the same way cuckold was.

[sus]

imagine having an ego like his with this level of artistic ability

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

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He’s deserves that 700k he took them to spots AND bought them food.

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i know we're all joking about this, but this is actual grooming behavior and really suspect.

[close]

What exactly do you suspect Alfredo Mike to be up to?

[close]

It IS possible to want to help and mentor other young men without it being grooming. The term, "grooming," has HEAVY sexual connotations attached to it and even though Mikey is Mikey, it's supremely fucked up to label someone as a groomer when you have absolutely no basis to do so. Maybe he was, "grooming," them to be a successful skateboarder.

Did Rick and Mike groom kids who they kept in flow purgatory? Has every other adult male who ran a board company and took kids on trips a predator?

Don't say that shit about someone.

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Word the GQP loves that term and throws it around at educators like it's nothing. The term is getting mainstreamed the same way cuckold was.

i wonder if actual cuckolds are pissed the same way skaters were when thrasher shirts were everywhere

[lilyung]

Ah I see now is this the guy behind the "Wanna Be A Baker?" vid?

Quintessential skateboarding on MTV vibe in that intro. Watched that knew exactly what was going to happen (skimmed to verify).

This Jenkem meme captured the era well:

[GAY]

imagine having an ego like his with this level of artistic ability

Honestly this is better than anything Neckface has done.

[R3dBullRox420]

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Sounds like a jenkem article

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Gifted Hater if you’re reading this, hit the dm and I’ll cover your ticket.

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yo alfredo gon have the shooters on deck. it’s gon have to be a stealth mission sorry

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I will fly to LA and if Mikey can produce 1 single shooter with a real loaded gun I’ll pay his $100k a day fee. No chance he runs in any circles with real shooters.

I mean Baby Stone Gorillas are headlining it... I don't think they'd show up to perform on to that side of town without goons

In this vid they link up with Earl Swavey (RIP) and bloods


Mikey's cousin, that he alluded to in that video and in that IG story, was from Mad Swan Bloods