But the video isn't over... to be continued..
If he didn't clear it the make is in the second half of the video and they was just making 100 that people are talking about him. And we are.
🤯 So true.
Now that I think of it, it seems so obvious. But went right over my head.
*2nd UNIT*
[ INT - THRAHSER HQ - DOG PATCH DISTRICT, SF ]
BURNETT publishes new issue with THE GENERAL swollying a picnic table.
*This chapter acts as an ambiguous foreshadowing sequence*
*1st UNIT*
[ EXT. - GARDNER SCHOOL - DAY 1 ]
Playback: Eerie score plays.
THE GENERAL, 23, charges into the field, swerves and then...
THE GENERAL swerves...
*Cue: rifle foley
*switch to slow mo, 50% speed*
and is pitched off his board slams
[ EXT - SKATESPOTS MONTAGE ]
A bunch of sick ass tricks including the swollie over that new rail to nosegrind with a minor bonk dismounting
[ EXT - GARDNER SCHOOL - DAY 2 ]
Playback: some cool ass song by the Lox
THE GENERAL, charges swongo towards PICNIC TABLE and pops a swollie. SPEED RAMP DOWN to 50% SPEED as THE GENERAL flies over the table. A near make but drifts slightly over the perpendicular corner.
The frame zooms in and the instrumental fades
*Use subtle Constant Gain*
CUT TO:
[ EXT - DAY (that loading dock over driveway in that industrial looking ass area), NEW YORK ]
THE GENERAL and his aircraft are towed into frame by SOLDIER and he backside flips up that shit, got damn.
BACKGROUND screams in jubilation
SOLDIER indicates successful launch by honking his Aircraft Tow
CUT TO:
[ EXT - OFFICE BUILDING - MANHATTAN NEW YORK ]
Cue SIREN foley
THE GENERAL approaches a ledge unprepared for launch and quickly aborts sending his board off the edge.
Camera pan folling the trajectory FREEZE FRAME before showing where it lands
Cue: trombone SFX
"TO BE CONTINUED"
ROLL CREDITS
*Note to Editor* See A-team and other old action-comedy series for inspo
[ EXT - DUSK - GARDNER SCHOOL, LA - DAY 3 ]
ATIBA JEFFERSON captures THE GENERAL boosty ass swollie over the full PICNIC TABLE securing the a Thrasher cover.
Set notes: Speed lights illuminate the foreground action with perfect fill and shadow.
Background staging - clouds at twilight halfway look like a beautiful sunset and perfect for a cover shot because who doesn't like sunsets type shit. The clouds also appear as plumes of smoke indication the battle is over and shit has in fact shut down.
* See Rorschach Test for inspo *
3RD UNIT
[ INTERWEBS, SLAPMAGAZINE.COM ]
Cue Halloween music:
USERS go back and forth discussing the swollie (understandably), while FEDS and CRYBABIES complain about swollie over top nosegrind.
USERS share some good takes, some half baked takes, and many drunken takes. After all angles have been discussed, USERS are still here.
*Music speeds up with spooky interstitial violin trills*
HEROES with 1000+ rep, OBLIVION KOOKS, and KEYBOARD WARRIORS continue reiterating the same points across several threads for way too many pages. As the squander through this redundant echo chamber they all begin to appear as one, and start showing zombie like traits
Suddenly
UNCLE FLEA enters the chat:
" But the video isn't over... to be continued.. If he didn't clear it the make is in the second half of the video and they was just making 100 that people are talking about him. And we are."
IMEDIATELY A BEAM OF LIGHT AWAKENS ALL USERS FROM THEIR STUPOR.
Eyes and chakras open. Everyone can see again and learns that not every story is told chronologically and don't jump to conclusions
Smartest thing anybody said in here. I can believe that
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