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Sorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch
Quote from: Acid Drop on February 13, 2023, 10:38:38 PMExpand QuoteSorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.[close]No joke, my father in law once did this with donuts back in the day. Compressed them down into basically bite size balls and then ate like 8 of them. He had a rough time when they started to expand out in his stomach
Sorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.[close]
Quote from: Magnolia on February 14, 2023, 05:20:06 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Acid Drop on February 13, 2023, 10:38:38 PMExpand QuoteSorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.[close]No joke, my father in law once did this with donuts back in the day. Compressed them down into basically bite size balls and then ate like 8 of them. He had a rough time when they started to expand out in his stomach[close]fucking legend. pound a whole ass dozen like nothin, then wait for the pain. what was his reasoning? just speed? was he timing himself?one could argue that the time spent compressing the donuts could just be used to eat them at regular size, avoiding the expansion pressure in his gut/intestines all together.
Quote from: Acid Drop on February 13, 2023, 10:38:38 PMExpand QuoteSorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.[close]No joke, my father in law once did this with donuts back in the day. Compressed them down into basically bite size balls and then ate like 8 of them. He had a rough time when they started to expand out in his stomach[close]
Quote from: IpathCats on February 14, 2023, 05:51:46 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Magnolia on February 14, 2023, 05:20:06 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Acid Drop on February 13, 2023, 10:38:38 PMExpand QuoteSorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.[close]No joke, my father in law once did this with donuts back in the day. Compressed them down into basically bite size balls and then ate like 8 of them. He had a rough time when they started to expand out in his stomach[close]fucking legend. pound a whole ass dozen like nothin, then wait for the pain. what was his reasoning? just speed? was he timing himself?one could argue that the time spent compressing the donuts could just be used to eat them at regular size, avoiding the expansion pressure in his gut/intestines all together.[close]He was in his work van on his way to a job and figured he'd save some time but not some calories
Quote from: Magnolia on February 14, 2023, 05:20:06 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Acid Drop on February 13, 2023, 10:38:38 PMExpand QuoteSorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.[close]No joke, my father in law once did this with donuts back in the day. Compressed them down into basically bite size balls and then ate like 8 of them. He had a rough time when they started to expand out in his stomach[close]fucking legend. pound a whole ass dozen like nothin, then wait for the pain. what was his reasoning? just speed? was he timing himself?one could argue that the time spent compressing the donuts could just be used to eat them at regular size, avoiding the expansion pressure in his gut/intestines all together.[close]
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slap don't pay, get to work. [close]
Quote from: work_lurker on February 13, 2023, 05:02:15 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Perforated Opinions on February 13, 2023, 04:56:35 PMExpand Quoteslap don't pay, get to work. [close]It pays if you lurk at work [close]username checks out.
Quote from: Perforated Opinions on February 13, 2023, 04:56:35 PMExpand Quoteslap don't pay, get to work. [close]It pays if you lurk at work [close]
Quote from: coldbrew on February 14, 2023, 08:18:51 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: work_lurker on February 13, 2023, 05:02:15 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Perforated Opinions on February 13, 2023, 04:56:35 PMExpand Quoteslap don't pay, get to work. [close]It pays if you lurk at work [close]username checks out.[close]yall should get together and drink @coldbrew at work while you lurk SLAP together. Then hold hands and kiss once because its valentines day.
Quote from: work_lurker on February 13, 2023, 05:02:15 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Perforated Opinions on February 13, 2023, 04:56:35 PMExpand Quoteslap don't pay, get to work. [close]It pays if you lurk at work [close]username checks out.[close]
Quote from: Acid Drop on February 13, 2023, 10:38:38 PMExpand QuoteSorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.[close]i do the same but with shittingi hold my shits in for 4 days to maximize my colon's absorbtion of vitamins and minerals. then i shit a single 5 pound x 1 foot long cylindrical shit brick
During sex to prevent myself from ejaculating I think about Osama Bin Laden running my dick through a sewing machine.
It’s because when you hold in your poop it puts pressure on your prostate, a lot of people get a little hornier before they take a dump totally natural
I can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.
Quote from: Acid Drop on February 15, 2023, 01:54:36 PMExpand QuoteI can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.[close]While pooping onto a paper towel in your bedroom, do you ever pause and wonder “Where did it all go wrong?”
I can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.[close]
Quote from: SneakySecrets on February 15, 2023, 02:43:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Acid Drop on February 15, 2023, 01:54:36 PMExpand QuoteI can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.[close]While pooping onto a paper towel in your bedroom, do you ever pause and wonder “Where did it all go wrong?”[close]I don't see anything wrong with it so no. I also don't use a toilet for pisses I just use some old bottles and empty them when they're topped. I think of myself as a good person for saving all that clean, drinking water that people flush away everyday like it's nothing.
Quote from: Acid Drop on February 15, 2023, 01:54:36 PMExpand QuoteI can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.[close]While pooping onto a paper towel in your bedroom, do you ever pause and wonder “Where did it all go wrong?”[close]
Quote from: SneakySecrets on February 15, 2023, 02:43:47 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Acid Drop on February 15, 2023, 01:54:36 PMExpand QuoteI can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.[close]While pooping onto a paper towel in your bedroom, do you ever pause and wonder “Where did it all go wrong?”[close]I used to live with 3 other people and we had one bathroom. One morning my roommate was taking a shower and I had to shit really bad. I was trying to get him out of the bathroom but he was being an asshole and not cooperating. I had to go so bad I started looking around for a reasonable place to relieve myself, and spotted and empty pizza box from the night before
I do not get chad muska at all, seems like a “you had to be there” thing. Sure he’s a nice guy but my god did his skating look like shit
Quote from: Sizzle on February 16, 2023, 10:10:34 AMExpand QuoteI do not get chad muska at all, seems like a “you had to be there” thing. Sure he’s a nice guy but my god did his skating look like shit[close]I ain't even mad, you probably did have to be there.
I do not get chad muska at all, seems like a “you had to be there” thing. Sure he’s a nice guy but my god did his skating look like shit[close]
Quote from: KC_Rookie on February 16, 2023, 10:43:35 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Sizzle on February 16, 2023, 10:10:34 AMExpand QuoteI do not get chad muska at all, seems like a “you had to be there” thing. Sure he’s a nice guy but my god did his skating look like shit[close]I ain't even mad, you probably did have to be there.[close]Pretty much. He was so larger than life and seemed to be having so much fun. Difficult to fully explain someone who wasn’t around in that era. I don’t think he had bad style tho- that’s just how people skated back then.
Quote from: Sizzle on February 16, 2023, 10:10:34 AMExpand QuoteI do not get chad muska at all, seems like a “you had to be there” thing. Sure he’s a nice guy but my god did his skating look like shit[close]I ain't even mad, you probably did have to be there.[close]
Quote from: KC_Rookie on February 16, 2023, 10:43:35 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Sizzle on February 16, 2023, 10:10:34 AMExpand QuoteI do not get chad muska at all, seems like a “you had to be there” thing. Sure he’s a nice guy but my god did his skating look like shit[close]I ain't even mad, you probably did have to be there.[close]During Prime Muska he was definitely pushing the envelope when it came to skating new spots. Him and Jamie opened up the gates for a lot of tricks at spots that would later become famous. Heath and Rowley too of course.
cross lock 50-50s? totally fine and acceptable, definitely not as offensive as a lot of people on here make them out to be