2023 unpopular opinion thread

[switchfakie]

Sorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.

i do the same but with shitting

i hold my shits in for 4 days to maximize my colon's absorbtion of vitamins and minerals.

then i shit a single 5 pound x 1 foot long cylindrical shit brick

[Acid Drop]

  Excrement is full of toxins. You have to release as soon as you need to. 

[Magnolia]

Sorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.

No joke, my father in law once did this with donuts back in the day. Compressed them down into basically bite size balls and then ate like 8 of them. He had a rough time when they started to expand out in his stomach

[veritas]

Kader is a better fit on Violet

[IpathCats]

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Sorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.

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No joke, my father in law once did this with donuts back in the day. Compressed them down into basically bite size balls and then ate like 8 of them. He had a rough time when they started to expand out in his stomach

fucking legend. pound a whole ass dozen like nothin, then wait for the pain.

what was his reasoning? just speed? was he timing himself?

one could argue that the time spent compressing the donuts could just be used to eat them at regular size, avoiding the expansion pressure in his gut/intestines all together.

[Magnolia]

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Sorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.

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No joke, my father in law once did this with donuts back in the day. Compressed them down into basically bite size balls and then ate like 8 of them. He had a rough time when they started to expand out in his stomach

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fucking legend. pound a whole ass dozen like nothin, then wait for the pain.

what was his reasoning? just speed? was he timing himself?

one could argue that the time spent compressing the donuts could just be used to eat them at regular size, avoiding the expansion pressure in his gut/intestines all together.

He was in his work van on his way to a job and figured he'd save some time but not some calories

[IpathCats]

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Sorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.

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No joke, my father in law once did this with donuts back in the day. Compressed them down into basically bite size balls and then ate like 8 of them. He had a rough time when they started to expand out in his stomach

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fucking legend. pound a whole ass dozen like nothin, then wait for the pain.

what was his reasoning? just speed? was he timing himself?

one could argue that the time spent compressing the donuts could just be used to eat them at regular size, avoiding the expansion pressure in his gut/intestines all together.

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He was in his work van on his way to a job and figured he'd save some time but not some calories

Yea, but did he really save time? lol.

Did he speed smash those poor donies, before chucking them down the ol chute?

As a donut enthusiast, this pains me to think about.

[coldbrew]

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slap don't pay, get to work. 

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It pays if you lurk at work 

username checks out.

[IpathCats]

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slap don't pay, get to work. 

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It pays if you lurk at work 

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username checks out.

yall should get together and drink @coldbrew at work while you lurk SLAP together. Then hold hands and kiss once because its valentines day.

[coldbrew]

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slap don't pay, get to work. 

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It pays if you lurk at work 

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username checks out.

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yall should get together and drink @coldbrew at work while you lurk SLAP together. Then hold hands and kiss once because its valentines day.

Sounds adorable. I’m in.

[SneakySecrets]

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Sorry I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told. That's why I am compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar. Hurrmph.....mmm.....Hospital please.

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i do the same but with shitting

i hold my shits in for 4 days to maximize my colon's absorbtion of vitamins and minerals.

then i shit a single 5 pound x 1 foot long cylindrical shit brick

I’ve heard of people that find it sexually arousing to hold in their poop as long as they can.  Not saying you’re one of them, but I’m not not saying it either.

[Billy Bitchcakes]

Dunno if I'd call it sexual but I do take great pleasure in holding in a shit. IDK maybe that's something I shouldn't be saying out loud

[Sizzle]

It’s because when you hold in your poop it puts pressure on your prostate, a lot of people get a little hornier before they take a dump totally natural

[GAY]

It’s because when you hold in your poop it puts pressure on your prostate, a lot of people get a little hornier before they take a dump totally natural

Finally I understand why I hold it until I'm literally panicked and taking tiny little steps in the hopes of finding a restroom...but with a boner, of course.

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I can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.

[SneakySecrets]

I can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.

While pooping onto a paper towel in your bedroom, do you ever pause and wonder “Where did it all go wrong?”

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I can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.

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While pooping onto a paper towel in your bedroom, do you ever pause and wonder “Where did it all go wrong?”

I don't see anything wrong with it so no. I also don't use a toilet for pisses I just use some old bottles and empty them when they're topped. I think of myself as a good person for saving all that clean, drinking water that people flush away everyday like it's nothing.

[Tear Up a Trick]

All those forgettable Powell videos from the 90s (CTF, Hot Batch, Chaos, Play, etc) are absolutely terrific skateboarding videos

[SneakySecrets]

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I can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.

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While pooping onto a paper towel in your bedroom, do you ever pause and wonder “Where did it all go wrong?”

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I don't see anything wrong with it so no. I also don't use a toilet for pisses I just use some old bottles and empty them when they're topped. I think of myself as a good person for saving all that clean, drinking water that people flush away everyday like it's nothing.

Ok, Im sold.  I take back what I said, you’re a great man.

[HeavyAndExpensive]

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I can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.

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While pooping onto a paper towel in your bedroom, do you ever pause and wonder “Where did it all go wrong?”

I used to live with 3 other people and we had one bathroom. One morning my roommate was taking a shower and I had to shit really bad. I was trying to get him out of the bathroom but he was being an asshole and not cooperating. I had to go so bad I started looking around for a reasonable place to relieve myself, and spotted and empty pizza box from the night before

[SatanicPanic]

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I can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.

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While pooping onto a paper towel in your bedroom, do you ever pause and wonder “Where did it all go wrong?”

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I used to live with 3 other people and we had one bathroom. One morning my roommate was taking a shower and I had to shit really bad. I was trying to get him out of the bathroom but he was being an asshole and not cooperating. I had to go so bad I started looking around for a reasonable place to relieve myself, and spotted and empty pizza box from the night before

Dude Round Table is gonna be pissed you told everyone  how they make their pizzas

[Stu Pickles]

i once held in a shit for 5 days and weighed myself before and after. i shit you not i lost 11 pounds in 30 minutes. one of the most satisfying things ive ever done in my life

[Sizzle]

My friend, take it from me, you do not want to bring up bottlepissing here

I do not get chad muska at all, seems like a “you had to be there” thing. Sure he’s a nice guy but my god did his skating look like shit

[BurgerCop]

I do not get chad muska at all, seems like a “you had to be there” thing. Sure he’s a nice guy but my god did his skating look like shit

I ain't even mad, you probably did have to be there.

[SatanicPanic]

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I do not get chad muska at all, seems like a “you had to be there” thing. Sure he’s a nice guy but my god did his skating look like shit

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I ain't even mad, you probably did have to be there.

Pretty much. He was so larger than life and seemed to be having so much fun. Difficult to fully explain someone who wasn’t around in that era.

I don’t think he had bad style tho- that’s just how people skated back then.

[Mean salto]

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I do not get chad muska at all, seems like a “you had to be there” thing. Sure he’s a nice guy but my god did his skating look like shit

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I ain't even mad, you probably did have to be there.

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Pretty much. He was so larger than life and seemed to be having so much fun. Difficult to fully explain someone who wasn’t around in that era.

I don’t think he had bad style tho- that’s just how people skated back then.

Muskas good because he has so many phases to choose from. Personally I like guilty circa 902 Muska. I guess some people must of liked earlier the tighter sweatpants pulled up to knees version if es is bringing back that horrible shoe.

[Southernmost]

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I do not get chad muska at all, seems like a “you had to be there” thing. Sure he’s a nice guy but my god did his skating look like shit

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I ain't even mad, you probably did have to be there.

During Prime Muska he was definitely pushing the envelope when it came to skating new spots. Him and Jamie opened up the gates for a lot of tricks at spots that would later become famous. Heath and Rowley too of course.

[j....soy.....]

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I do not get chad muska at all, seems like a “you had to be there” thing. Sure he’s a nice guy but my god did his skating look like shit

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I ain't even mad, you probably did have to be there.

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During Prime Muska he was definitely pushing the envelope when it came to skating new spots. Him and Jamie opened up the gates for a lot of tricks at spots that would later become famous. Heath and Rowley too of course.

It’s the fast unexpected rise of someone who stands out is what people don’t see now……

[Southernmost]

cross lock 50-50s? totally fine and acceptable, definitely not as offensive as a lot of people on here make them out to be

I’m not entirely against them but I’d say there’s some that look much better than others. I don’t have any examples in mind but you know the ones that almost look like feebles or the board wants to wrap around the rail. I’ll be honest they do feel great when you crosslock frontside or backside but I prefer to do a heel lock or stand up balanced on a round rail. But I’m just skating a 6’ long low flat rail not a 24 stair.

[switchfakie]

cross lock 50-50s? totally fine and acceptable, definitely not as offensive as a lot of people on here make them out to be

this is a popular opinion