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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #150 on: January 20, 2023, 01:48:45 PM »
Truth be told, maybe 'incels' did kinda get the short end of the stick in the modern world. In the good old days all the strongest and fittest males were also the best soldiers and they were away at war for long periods of time, so the rest of the men didn't have to compete with them in the sexual market. Now we just have this peaceful bullshit and the chads get to do all the reproducing while the incels suffer
You’re a Florida native, aren’t you?

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #151 on: January 20, 2023, 01:56:27 PM »
Dude what

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #152 on: January 20, 2023, 02:03:10 PM »
Truth be told, maybe 'incels' did kinda get the short end of the stick in the modern world. In the good old days all the strongest and fittest males were also the best soldiers and they were away at war for long periods of time, so the rest of the men didn't have to compete with them in the sexual market. Now we just have this peaceful bullshit and the chads get to do all the reproducing while the incels suffer

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #153 on: January 20, 2023, 02:10:51 PM »
Truth be told, maybe 'incels' did kinda get the short end of the stick in the modern world. In the good old days all the strongest and fittest males were also the best soldiers and they were away at war for long periods of time, so the rest of the men didn't have to compete with them in the sexual market. Now we just have this peaceful bullshit and the chads get to do all the reproducing while the incels suffer

No excuse. Be like my man George McFly:

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #154 on: January 20, 2023, 02:39:19 PM »
Truth be told, maybe 'incels' did kinda get the short end of the stick in the modern world. In the good old days all the strongest and fittest males were also the best soldiers and they were away at war for long periods of time, so the rest of the men didn't have to compete with them in the sexual market. Now we just have this peaceful bullshit and the chads get to do all the reproducing while the incels suffer

But I thought modern life is war???

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« Reply #155 on: January 20, 2023, 03:51:41 PM »
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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #156 on: January 20, 2023, 03:59:11 PM »
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Truth be told, maybe 'incels' did kinda get the short end of the stick in the modern world. In the good old days all the strongest and fittest males were also the best soldiers and they were away at war for long periods of time, so the rest of the men didn't have to compete with them in the sexual market. Now we just have this peaceful bullshit and the chads get to do all the reproducing while the incels suffer
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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #157 on: January 20, 2023, 04:08:03 PM »
You’re a Florida native, aren’t you?

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #158 on: January 21, 2023, 04:07:47 AM »
i used to think it was really cool these guys who have sex with all these different girls
then i started going to the places they hang out at, seeing the way they act
slimey as hell, no thanks. not for me anyway.

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #159 on: January 21, 2023, 08:24:17 AM »
i'm surprised no one has brought up the idea of which guys. if you live in a huge city and she's been single for a while, probably stacked some numbers but who cares as long as it's not a bunch of guys you know. on the other hand if you work together or live in a smaller town and she's been with a ton of people you know, that seems awkward.


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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #160 on: January 27, 2023, 05:43:57 PM »
i used to think it was really cool these guys who have sex with all these different girls
then i started going to the places they hang out at, seeing the way they act
slimey as hell, no thanks. not for me anyway.

Lmao. “i used to think it was really cool these guys who have sex with all these different girls.” Huh, jealous much? Wow, how did you ever bag a wife bro? She must have been desperate.

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #161 on: January 27, 2023, 06:39:09 PM »
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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #162 on: January 27, 2023, 07:52:18 PM »
i used to think it was really cool these guys who have sex with all these different girls
then i started going to the places they hang out at, seeing the way they act
slimey as hell, no thanks. not for me anyway.

I agree
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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #163 on: January 29, 2023, 08:12:04 AM »
I wouldn't want my gf to know the sheer magnitute of my whoreness

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #164 on: January 30, 2023, 01:57:24 PM »
i brought this up to my partner and she asked me how many.. i told her i am in my 40s and then she replied shes around the same.
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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #165 on: January 30, 2023, 04:43:21 PM »
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Unsurprised by the amount of prude, misogynist, man babies in this thread shitting their itty bitty diapers about the idea of women being normal human beings and having sex with whomever/whenever. None of this shit matters and if you think it does (that includes people advocating being better off not even knowing) you have a lot of self reflecting and work to do. Straight pitiful. Your money grubbing boss is fucking you harder and deeper on the daily which is infinitely more disgusting than whatever you’re projecting onto women, you know, just having sex with people.
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you seem more upset than almost anyone else in this thread. it's ok to have an opinion, even if it's different than yours. what if i'm self employed, am i jerking off harder and harder like mike v? who was projecting anything onto women? it's ok to want your partner to historically, have had less partners. all over the world, virginity is prized or at the least, promiscuity isn't promoted.

If you are reading this, I’ll let you in on a little secret.

The reason virginity is prized all over the world is because….

SEXISM SND MALE PRIVILEGE IS THE HISTORICAL NORM for most cultures.
It values women as objects, pure and defiled, and doesn’t apply the same standards to men.

It takes away any consideration of the woman’s own desires, motivations, self-determination.

And realistically, the only reason someone would want to be with a virgin, is because that virgin has no previous experience TO JUDGE YOUR SORRY ASS WITH. You don’t want an equal partner, you want someone to control, educate, and manipulate. A power trip. You don’t want a real person, an image of some sorry outdated male fantasy.

If you actually enjoy sex, you would actually look for someone who has experience, who might even be able to teach you something. Someone comfortable enough with their own body and who knows their way around a guy. And that person will not be a virgin.

The whole ‘wanting a virgin’ idea is an outgrowth of treating women like property.

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #166 on: January 30, 2023, 06:11:05 PM »
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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #167 on: January 30, 2023, 06:42:46 PM »
1/2
just the tip

I came in here, thinking this was going to be about sperm count.

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #168 on: January 30, 2023, 09:13:48 PM »
Are we talking before or after the relationship began?

Seriously though I think all ideas or standards here are fine as long as people are open about them and hold themselves to the same standards they hold their partner to.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2023, 09:32:49 PM by RoaryMcTwang »

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #169 on: February 01, 2023, 11:22:46 AM »
I never ask this. I had a girl flip out on me about my count (this is like 25 years ago) so I never do. Tried to make me feel like a bad person for getting bucc prior to her. Avoid topic at all costs. Now my wife however is pretty funny because we have ran into exes of mine while out and she’ll ask stuff like “was she good or nah?” And we’ll laugh or I’ll just say “preferred missionary “ and we laugh. I’ve never asked my wife and she’s never asked me. Shit is in the past. I also don’t know what my number is because I stopped keeping track at like 18 because it doesn’t matter at all, in my opinion. Once that time together is over, let it be over

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #170 on: February 01, 2023, 03:59:36 PM »
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Polls are in. 34% of thread viewers hate jizz. Confirmed.
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Jizz is the spice of life tho.
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It's also the only way to pass a drug test.

When they ask you to piss in a cup, just rub one out into that thing and had it back to them while looking them dead in the eye.

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #171 on: February 02, 2023, 06:13:13 AM »
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Unsurprised by the amount of prude, misogynist, man babies in this thread shitting their itty bitty diapers about the idea of women being normal human beings and having sex with whomever/whenever. None of this shit matters and if you think it does (that includes people advocating being better off not even knowing) you have a lot of self reflecting and work to do. Straight pitiful. Your money grubbing boss is fucking you harder and deeper on the daily which is infinitely more disgusting than whatever you’re projecting onto women, you know, just having sex with people.
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you seem more upset than almost anyone else in this thread. it's ok to have an opinion, even if it's different than yours. what if i'm self employed, am i jerking off harder and harder like mike v? who was projecting anything onto women? it's ok to want your partner to historically, have had less partners. all over the world, virginity is prized or at the least, promiscuity isn't promoted.
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If you are reading this, I’ll let you in on a little secret.

The reason virginity is prized all over the world is because….

SEXISM SND MALE PRIVILEGE IS THE HISTORICAL NORM for most cultures.
It values women as objects, pure and defiled, and doesn’t apply the same standards to men.

It takes away any consideration of the woman’s own desires, motivations, self-determination.

And realistically, the only reason someone would want to be with a virgin, is because that virgin has no previous experience TO JUDGE YOUR SORRY ASS WITH. You don’t want an equal partner, you want someone to control, educate, and manipulate. A power trip. You don’t want a real person, an image of some sorry outdated male fantasy.

If you actually enjoy sex, you would actually look for someone who has experience, who might even be able to teach you something. Someone comfortable enough with their own body and who knows their way around a guy. And that person will not be a virgin.

The whole ‘wanting a virgin’ idea is an outgrowth of treating women like property.
well put. Thank you.

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #172 on: February 02, 2023, 02:19:05 PM »
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Polls are in. 34% of thread viewers hate jizz. Confirmed.
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Jizz is the spice of life tho.
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It's also the only way to pass a drug test.
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When they ask you to piss in a cup, just rub one out into that thing and had it back to them while looking them dead in the eye.

you know the vibes

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #173 on: February 03, 2023, 08:31:21 AM »
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Unsurprised by the amount of prude, misogynist, man babies in this thread shitting their itty bitty diapers about the idea of women being normal human beings and having sex with whomever/whenever. None of this shit matters and if you think it does (that includes people advocating being better off not even knowing) you have a lot of self reflecting and work to do. Straight pitiful. Your money grubbing boss is fucking you harder and deeper on the daily which is infinitely more disgusting than whatever you’re projecting onto women, you know, just having sex with people.
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you seem more upset than almost anyone else in this thread. it's ok to have an opinion, even if it's different than yours. what if i'm self employed, am i jerking off harder and harder like mike v? who was projecting anything onto women? it's ok to want your partner to historically, have had less partners. all over the world, virginity is prized or at the least, promiscuity isn't promoted.
[close]

If you are reading this, I’ll let you in on a little secret.

The reason virginity is prized all over the world is because….

SEXISM SND MALE PRIVILEGE IS THE HISTORICAL NORM for most cultures.
It values women as objects, pure and defiled, and doesn’t apply the same standards to men.

It takes away any consideration of the woman’s own desires, motivations, self-determination.

And realistically, the only reason someone would want to be with a virgin, is because that virgin has no previous experience TO JUDGE YOUR SORRY ASS WITH. You don’t want an equal partner, you want someone to control, educate, and manipulate. A power trip. You don’t want a real person, an image of some sorry outdated male fantasy.

If you actually enjoy sex, you would actually look for someone who has experience, who might even be able to teach you something. Someone comfortable enough with their own body and who knows their way around a guy. And that person will not be a virgin.

The whole ‘wanting a virgin’ idea is an outgrowth of treating women like property.
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well put. Thank you.

Some people value different things. We can’t go around devaluing someone’s convictions just because they don’t match ours.

I doubt anyone would say any of what’s been said above to a devout Muslim or an Amish person.
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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #174 on: February 03, 2023, 12:36:48 PM »
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Unsurprised by the amount of prude, misogynist, man babies in this thread shitting their itty bitty diapers about the idea of women being normal human beings and having sex with whomever/whenever. None of this shit matters and if you think it does (that includes people advocating being better off not even knowing) you have a lot of self reflecting and work to do. Straight pitiful. Your money grubbing boss is fucking you harder and deeper on the daily which is infinitely more disgusting than whatever you’re projecting onto women, you know, just having sex with people.
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you seem more upset than almost anyone else in this thread. it's ok to have an opinion, even if it's different than yours. what if i'm self employed, am i jerking off harder and harder like mike v? who was projecting anything onto women? it's ok to want your partner to historically, have had less partners. all over the world, virginity is prized or at the least, promiscuity isn't promoted.
[close]

If you are reading this, I’ll let you in on a little secret.

The reason virginity is prized all over the world is because….

SEXISM SND MALE PRIVILEGE IS THE HISTORICAL NORM for most cultures.
It values women as objects, pure and defiled, and doesn’t apply the same standards to men.

It takes away any consideration of the woman’s own desires, motivations, self-determination.

And realistically, the only reason someone would want to be with a virgin, is because that virgin has no previous experience TO JUDGE YOUR SORRY ASS WITH. You don’t want an equal partner, you want someone to control, educate, and manipulate. A power trip. You don’t want a real person, an image of some sorry outdated male fantasy.

If you actually enjoy sex, you would actually look for someone who has experience, who might even be able to teach you something. Someone comfortable enough with their own body and who knows their way around a guy. And that person will not be a virgin.

The whole ‘wanting a virgin’ idea is an outgrowth of treating women like property.
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well put. Thank you.
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Some people value different things. We can’t go around devaluing someone’s convictions just because they don’t match ours.

I doubt anyone would say any of what’s been said above to a devout Muslim or an Amish person.

I would modify the tone, depending on the context. But yes, I would say the same thing.
Treating half the population, actual human beings as inferior/possessions IS morally wrong.

There are people within those communities that feel the same way as well, it’s not that homogeneous. I will definitely talk to people about it. Because it causes real harm.

Just like I ‘talked’ to the guy trying to rape a woman outside my front door in Japan years ago.

Fuck his ‘culture’.
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« Reply #175 on: February 03, 2023, 01:52:35 PM »
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Being brainwashed by a misogynist religion doesn’t mean you aren’t a misogynist

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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #176 on: February 03, 2023, 02:34:32 PM »
In the good old days all the strongest and fittest males were also the best soldiers and they were away at war for long periods of time



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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #177 on: February 03, 2023, 02:35:51 PM »
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In the good old days all the strongest and fittest males were also the best soldiers and they were away at war for long periods of time
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Yo, Barbarians at the Gate is one skate video that would not hold up to today’s standards.
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« Reply #178 on: February 03, 2023, 04:42:11 PM »
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Unsurprised by the amount of prude, misogynist, man babies in this thread shitting their itty bitty diapers about the idea of women being normal human beings and having sex with whomever/whenever. None of this shit matters and if you think it does (that includes people advocating being better off not even knowing) you have a lot of self reflecting and work to do. Straight pitiful. Your money grubbing boss is fucking you harder and deeper on the daily which is infinitely more disgusting than whatever you’re projecting onto women, you know, just having sex with people.
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you seem more upset than almost anyone else in this thread. it's ok to have an opinion, even if it's different than yours. what if i'm self employed, am i jerking off harder and harder like mike v? who was projecting anything onto women? it's ok to want your partner to historically, have had less partners. all over the world, virginity is prized or at the least, promiscuity isn't promoted.
[close]

If you are reading this, I’ll let you in on a little secret.

The reason virginity is prized all over the world is because….

SEXISM SND MALE PRIVILEGE IS THE HISTORICAL NORM for most cultures.
It values women as objects, pure and defiled, and doesn’t apply the same standards to men.

It takes away any consideration of the woman’s own desires, motivations, self-determination.

And realistically, the only reason someone would want to be with a virgin, is because that virgin has no previous experience TO JUDGE YOUR SORRY ASS WITH. You don’t want an equal partner, you want someone to control, educate, and manipulate. A power trip. You don’t want a real person, an image of some sorry outdated male fantasy.

If you actually enjoy sex, you would actually look for someone who has experience, who might even be able to teach you something. Someone comfortable enough with their own body and who knows their way around a guy. And that person will not be a virgin.

The whole ‘wanting a virgin’ idea is an outgrowth of treating women like property.
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well put. Thank you.
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Some people value different things. We can’t go around devaluing someone’s convictions just because they don’t match ours.

I doubt anyone would say any of what’s been said above to a devout Muslim or an Amish person.
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I would modify the tone, depending on the context. But yes, I would say the same thing.
Treating half the population, actual human beings as inferior/possessions IS morally wrong.

There are people within those communities that feel the same way as well, it’s not that homogeneous. I will definitely talk to people about it. Because it causes real harm.

Just like I ‘talked’ to the guy trying to rape a woman outside my front door in Japan years ago.

Fuck his ‘culture’.

It’s ultimately up to the individual. It’s each person’s own call what they do with their own bodies who they pair with.
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Re: knowing your partner's body count
« Reply #179 on: February 03, 2023, 06:38:57 PM »
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In the good old days all the strongest and fittest males were also the best soldiers and they were away at war for long periods of time
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Yo, Barbarians at the Gate is one skate video that would not hold up to today’s standards.

Yeah, but it’s a truer representation of life in the mid 90’s than Mid 90’s was.