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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #390 on: January 22, 2026, 11:19:41 AM »
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #391 on: January 22, 2026, 11:20:48 AM »
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #392 on: January 22, 2026, 11:33:45 AM »
Hilarious that my google search modified the search to zero skateboards dane burman when just typing in zero skateboard
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #393 on: January 22, 2026, 11:40:29 AM »
Someone post the pics about Forrest.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #394 on: January 22, 2026, 11:47:45 AM »
whoa whoa whoa slow down... imma need some context. maybe this is just forrest demanding more boards from sinclair
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #395 on: January 22, 2026, 11:52:58 AM »
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"Yoo Slap fell off used to be so much more fun"

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i still cant believe the little dudes fucked her. heres a story. when some of my homies were done fucking her one day, my photo buddy, ill keep his name private, ate her nasty pussy. gotta be one of the nastiest things ever.
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Was Helen at least a hottie?
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two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat.
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Not sure that example works the way you think
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #396 on: January 22, 2026, 11:55:44 AM »
Quote from: GaryDahLegend on January 22, 2026, 11:47:45 AM
whoa whoa whoa slow down... imma need some context. maybe this is just forrest demanding more boards from sinclair
Sinclair doesn't have huge tits.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #397 on: January 22, 2026, 11:56:44 AM »
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #398 on: January 22, 2026, 12:03:10 PM »
Not sure if he blocked me or went private.
My anonymous IG has the same name as my SLAP name.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #399 on: January 22, 2026, 12:04:43 PM »
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #400 on: January 22, 2026, 01:14:56 PM »
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whoa whoa whoa slow down... imma need some context. maybe this is just forrest demanding more boards from sinclair
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Sinclair doesn't have huge tits.
Um…
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #401 on: January 22, 2026, 01:20:24 PM »
is it still okay to like Jon Allie?

man, i like his video parts
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #402 on: January 22, 2026, 01:29:06 PM »
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #403 on: January 22, 2026, 01:39:52 PM »
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #404 on: January 22, 2026, 01:41:52 PM »
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #405 on: January 22, 2026, 02:14:39 PM »
Quote from: letters on January 22, 2026, 09:12:41 AM
Remember when Dane had that public "obsession" to Doja Cat? Whatta fuck was that.

Nah, that was nice. Lets not mix things.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #406 on: January 22, 2026, 03:33:40 PM »
Quote from: ziggy on January 22, 2026, 01:20:24 PM
is it still okay to like Jon Allie?

man, i like his video parts

Allie is a legend and is on record that he didn't like Cole and didn't want him on Fallen
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #407 on: January 22, 2026, 03:47:48 PM »
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is it still okay to like Jon Allie?

man, i like his video parts
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Allie is a legend and is on record that he didn't like Cole and didn't want him on Fallen

So you're saying that Allie is an ally? I'll see myself out.
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Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #408 on: January 22, 2026, 03:48:49 PM »
Quote from: conan777 on January 22, 2026, 03:33:40 PM
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is it still okay to like Jon Allie?

man, i like his video parts
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Allie is a legend and is on record that he didn't like Cole and didn't want him on Fallen

If this is the cause, here’s my Walking Dead comparison.
Allie is Michonne and Cole is the Governor.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #409 on: January 22, 2026, 03:58:19 PM »
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Forrest Edwards is next.

https://www.instagram.com/stories/robertbrink/3815887343967159799?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=dzZhZTZhMGRyejJk
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https://www.instagram.com/stories/robertbrink/3815887343967159799?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=dzZhZTZhMGRyejJk
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His profile is private. Screenshot please?
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He is indeed on private but accepted my follow request the other day, doesn't hurt to try yourselves if you want.
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Thanks. What's the other story with Forrest Edwards?
The screenshot was posted and immediately deleted. Not sure it was mods or the poster.

Don’t have insta but it was a Forest DM to a girl replying to a skate clip (not sure the context) that said something along the lines of “you got big ass titties and I wanna play with those things”

I know Forest is dumb as fuck but not sure how he thought that was going to shake out well for him.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #410 on: January 22, 2026, 04:18:35 PM »
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Different time in the 80s and 90s... wouldn't be surprised if dudes were messing with minor skate bettys back in the day...
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They 100 percent were
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Didn't Mike Carrol go on record about such an incident? I remember reading it on here and being appalled by how fucked up it was.
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I think you might be thinking of teenage mike fucking an adult who hung around emb and gave him the clap. Kind of the complete opposite of what your saying.
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The Hurricane Helen stories make it sound like they were both underage, but who knows. It resurfaced on Slap a couple  years back.

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=10329.0

It came up in his epicly later'd: https://youtu.be/C_m5BiivSAg?si=40xw_HzaWCgS4t9r&t=350
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Wish Kelch still played on slap
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Hoooly shit. I only knew the interview, not the Slap thread. Five posts in that thread is already fucking monstrous. I don't really understand how we are laughing this off in nostalgia but going all pitchfork on Jamie and Burman. Please explain how this Hurricane Helen thread makes you wish Kelch still played on Slap? His first post makes me wanna punch him to a pulp.

I just like Kelch, that thread is fucked for sure, but I feel like Henry deserves the punch way more than Kelch, but do whatever you want though tuff guy
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #411 on: January 22, 2026, 04:32:43 PM »
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Forrest Edwards is next.

https://www.instagram.com/stories/robertbrink/3815887343967159799?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=dzZhZTZhMGRyejJk
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https://www.instagram.com/stories/robertbrink/3815887343967159799?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=dzZhZTZhMGRyejJk
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His profile is private. Screenshot please?
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He is indeed on private but accepted my follow request the other day, doesn't hurt to try yourselves if you want.
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Thanks. What's the other story with Forrest Edwards?
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The screenshot was posted and immediately deleted. Not sure it was mods or the poster.

Don’t have insta but it was a Forest DM to a girl replying to a skate clip (not sure the context) that said something along the lines of “you got big ass titties and I wanna play with those things”

I know Forest is dumb as fuck but not sure how he thought that was going to shake out well for him.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #412 on: January 22, 2026, 04:35:04 PM »
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Forrest Edwards is next.

https://www.instagram.com/stories/robertbrink/3815887343967159799?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=dzZhZTZhMGRyejJk
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https://www.instagram.com/stories/robertbrink/3815887343967159799?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=dzZhZTZhMGRyejJk
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His profile is private. Screenshot please?
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He is indeed on private but accepted my follow request the other day, doesn't hurt to try yourselves if you want.
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Thanks. What's the other story with Forrest Edwards?
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The screenshot was posted and immediately deleted. Not sure it was mods or the poster.

Don’t have insta but it was a Forest DM to a girl replying to a skate clip (not sure the context) that said something along the lines of “you got big ass titties and I wanna play with those things”

I know Forest is dumb as fuck but not sure how he thought that was going to shake out well for him.
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Forest says: "Babe alert! Your tits are huge Im gonna to  have wit them."
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #413 on: January 22, 2026, 04:51:47 PM »
Sure it's been said already but chiming in to say I never thought Rob "You don't know the whole story" Brinkk would be the one to put these creeps on blast but I'm backing it
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #414 on: January 22, 2026, 05:11:53 PM »
Forest has mid-50s white guy in Instagram comments of a sponsored post that features an attractive woman rizz
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #415 on: January 22, 2026, 05:47:55 PM »
Quote from: kinjjibo on January 22, 2026, 05:11:53 PM
Forest has mid-50s white guy in Instagram comments of a sponsored post that features an attractive woman rizz

that's spot on holy shit or like mid 50's reply guy on twitter
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #416 on: January 22, 2026, 05:55:14 PM »
Quote from: dumptruck12 on January 21, 2026, 02:51:06 PM
I wonder if Dane Burman likes apples, because I like apples, and that wouldn’t be cool if I liked the same fruit as a sexual creep, should I throw all my apples out? Ahh god!

Not a good comparison. If apples had Apple Industry leaders and colleagues who are ok with pedo and predator behavior or they are predators themselves, then you should expose and boycott those Apple Industry leaders or colleagues and they should pay for their actions. Hating all apples makes no sense.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #417 on: January 22, 2026, 06:15:44 PM »
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Forrest Edwards is next.

https://www.instagram.com/stories/robertbrink/3815887343967159799?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=dzZhZTZhMGRyejJk
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https://www.instagram.com/stories/robertbrink/3815887343967159799?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=dzZhZTZhMGRyejJk
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His profile is private. Screenshot please?
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He is indeed on private but accepted my follow request the other day, doesn't hurt to try yourselves if you want.
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Thanks. What's the other story with Forrest Edwards?
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The screenshot was posted and immediately deleted. Not sure it was mods or the poster.

Don’t have insta but it was a Forest DM to a girl replying to a skate clip (not sure the context) that said something along the lines of “you got big ass titties and I wanna play with those things”

I know Forest is dumb as fuck but not sure how he thought that was going to shake out well for him.
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This isn’t really a kick him off offense, more just a “shut the fuck up”. Crazy thing is, that had to have worked at least once for him to shoot his shot that way.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #418 on: January 22, 2026, 06:30:37 PM »
Where Forest fucked up was he shoulda called them melons, then he coulda just been like “What? Reynolds eats fruits”.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #419 on: January 22, 2026, 08:27:26 PM »
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Can almost guarantee Dane will still be on all the Zero seshes, even if he’s no longer on the team.
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Cole still is so I'm sure Dane the pedo will still be welcome too

If Dane isn't back in the TM role by EOY I'll be shocked
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