Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[Pigeon]

con: realized I gained weight after shaving my pubes
pro: going to eat healthier & cut out alcohol,
       exercise more,
       skate more,
       jerking off feels better now

Hopefully, I don't have diarrhea as frequently. I'm pretty sure it's from eating junk food and drinking beer.

[johnes]

Got a call about a job and they asked me to go for a urine test, so I was fully confident that'd I'd pass with my wife's pee, so I had her pee in a bag and I tapped it to my leg and went for the test. I was assuming the heat from my leg and driving in a car without working ac would keep it warm enough, but when I gave them the cup they put the strip on there and immediately knew it wasn't hot enough and asked for another sample. I walked out of there with piss stain on my pants from what dropped from the bag after I was done. I find the whole situation pretty lolz more than anything else. Def a learning experience haha

[shark tits]

none of my exes are talking to me and this traveling bird i know was in the area but didn't stop by. alas.
stoked that i been taking it out on the coping like that character in a gonz short story. his gf left so he was doing smith to tailslides and trying to do em bs. think it was the story w/ the quote 'lavar sw flip 5-0'd up hubba and popped out clean. the little fucker got big and he's bad!'
for me it's basic ledge tricks but it feels good to slam a bunch and finally ride away an 18 inch back 5-0 like that hemingway story where dude's fish is all ate up when he gets it to shore. also, stoked i can sw 50-50 a ledge, not stoked i can't come out switch. turd world problems.

[20matar]

none of my exes are talking to me and this traveling bird i know was in the area but didn't stop by. alas.
stoked that i been taking it out on the coping like that character in a gonz short story. his gf left so he was doing smith to tailslides and trying to do em bs. think it was the story w/ the quote 'lavar sw flip 5-0'd up hubba and popped out clean. the little fucker got big and he's bad!'
for me it's basic ledge tricks but it feels good to slam a bunch and finally ride away an 18 inch back 5-0 like that hemingway story where dude's fish is all ate up when he gets it to shore. also, stoked i can sw 50-50 a ledge, not stoked i can't come out switch. turd world problems.

Show me this story Sharcc Tits. I'm dying to read a Gonz short story. I didn't even know he wrote!

[shark tits]

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none of my exes are talking to me and this traveling bird i know was in the area but didn't stop by. alas.
stoked that i been taking it out on the coping like that character in a gonz short story. his gf left so he was doing smith to tailslides and trying to do em bs. think it was the story w/ the quote 'lavar sw flip 5-0'd up hubba and popped out clean. the little fucker got big and he's bad!'
for me it's basic ledge tricks but it feels good to slam a bunch and finally ride away an 18 inch back 5-0 like that hemingway story where dude's fish is all ate up when he gets it to shore. also, stoked i can sw 50-50 a ledge, not stoked i can't come out switch. turd world problems.

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Show me this story Sharcc Tits. I'm dying to read a Gonz short story. I didn't even know he wrote!

yeah, when i was in juvie i had a thrasher script and he'd write stories about turd burglars, dude detoxing off his gf and getting a blowjob in a movie theater and just flipped out. theres' another w/ a comic that says 'i don't get it, some work so hard and others don't seem to work at all' and the other blob says 'don't worry, in the end nature will crippal us all'.
gonz spells like a 4th grade person on weed but some of his stories are genius [others not so much].
it was just a thing in thrasher, not a monthly column but whenever he felt like it.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Had to take my first outdoor shit in probably 10 years behind a dumpster, I was all out of options. It went well enough.

[mynameisnotjeff]

-/+Finally broke it off with this girl after she drunkenly let me know we were going nowhere (both good/bad)
+Had my 1st one night stand
-She didn't want to let me leave
-Tried to have morning sex but, I thought about the girl and got too upset to pull through
+Gave great head

[brycickle]

Had to take my first outdoor shit in probably 10 years behind a dumpster, I was all out of options. It went well enough.

Cement or not, you buried it right? Surface shitters are the worst!

[Pigeon]

I haven't smoked weed in three weeks, but I've been drinking/eating more.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

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Had to take my first outdoor shit in probably 10 years behind a dumpster, I was all out of options. It went well enough.

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Cement or not, you buried it right? Surface shitters are the worst!

well now i feel terrible

[shit_for_brains]

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Had to take my first outdoor shit in probably 10 years behind a dumpster, I was all out of options. It went well enough.

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Cement or not, you buried it right? Surface shitters are the worst!

[close]

well now i feel terrible

If you don't bury or consume it you're just letting predators know you're in the area. Be responsible.



I am not stoked on the largest Atlantic hurricane in recorded history heading towards me, but I am prepared because I already have a ton of prayers.

[JB]

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Had to take my first outdoor shit in probably 10 years behind a dumpster, I was all out of options. It went well enough.

[close]

Cement or not, you buried it right? Surface shitters are the worst!

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well now i feel terrible

[close]

If you don't bury or consume it you're just letting predators know you're in the area. Be responsible.



I am not stoked on the largest Atlantic hurricane in recorded history heading towards me, but I am prepared because I already have a ton of prayers.

we pray for little schmatty. little schmatty prays for SFB.

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

I've hung out with this lady twice but still no ass. so far all i've gotten was a really awkward kiss. i stood up all night with her drinking md 20/20 and bullshitting. she seems cool but i don't think it's going anywhere.

[calvinsdream]

I've hung out with this lady twice but still no ass. so far all i've gotten was a really awkward kiss. i stood up all night with her drinking md 20/20 and bullshitting. she seems cool but i don't think it's going anywhere.

What flavor of maddog was it

[lampshade]

I've been working on this awesome project with Google at the State Department in DC.  It pays well and the cloud stuff is really interesting to learn.  What pisses me off is this place is full of "Diplomats" but I haven't seen Killa Cam or Julez once.  Maybe they took the week off for Labor Day or something. 

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

Some old army buddies were in town, went to some food trucks and karaoke, broke my sobriety. It wasn't firm, I planned on drinking again. Held it tonmederation, rappednsome cypress hill and sang Danzig.

Not stoked on waking up several hours later feeling guilty as fuck, holy shit.

[calvinsdream]

I've been working on this awesome project with Google at the State Department in DC.  It pays well and the cloud stuff is really interesting to learn.  What pisses me off is this place is full of "Diplomats" but I haven't seen Killa Cam or Julez once.  Maybe they took the week off for Labor Day or something. 

not even JR the writer or Duke tha god?

[JB]

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I've been working on this awesome project with Google at the State Department in DC.  It pays well and the cloud stuff is really interesting to learn.  What pisses me off is this place is full of "Diplomats" but I haven't seen Killa Cam or Julez once.  Maybe they took the week off for Labor Day or something. 

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not even JR the writer or Duke tha god?

you check the kitchen? Juelz probably up there with that pyrex vision.

[delaware county]

Just started dating somebody officially for the first time in years


not stoked on the fact white nationalist/nazi/kkk people just got approved to get a permit to "protest" a block away from the tattoo shop I work at in 8 days. Charlottesville was such a tragedy, now it seems my city is at stake

[lampshade]

Some old army buddies were in town, went to some food trucks and karaoke, broke my sobriety. It wasn't firm, I planned on drinking again. Held it tonmederation, rappednsome cypress hill and sang Danzig.

Not stoked on waking up several hours later feeling guilty as fuck, holy shit.

Don't worry man, it happens, just don't let it continue.  That's the difference between a lapse and a relapse.  It was fun to party with your old friends, but remember how good you felt sober.

[lampshade]

Just started dating somebody officially for the first time in years


not stoked on the fact white nationalist/nazi/kkk people just got approved to get a permit to "protest" a block away from the tattoo shop I work at in 8 days. Charlottesville was such a tragedy, now it seems my city is at stake

Man, I got just the opposite.  I was walking to the metro in DC on Wednesday on 23rd Street and saw a ton of cop cars blocking off the road, like 8-10 cop cars.  My first thought was, "Someone got shot."  Next thing I hear is about 500 people marching down a main DC street doing a call and repeat, "Black lives matter" then "Here."  It was really loud with drums and mics.  It was a cool thing to see on the way home from work. 

[Dirtymac]

Going to see Stephen King's "IT" tonight for the opening night. Stoked cause I've read nothing but awesome reviews.

Not stoked on the fact that I took the time to re read the entire "Dark Tower" series in anticipation of that adaptation and it sucked balls. Guess I should've just re read "IT"...

[brycickle]

Going to see Stephen King's "IT" tonight for the opening night. Stoked cause I've read nothing but awesome reviews.

Not stoked on the fact that I took the time to re read the entire "Dark Tower" series in anticipation of that adaptation and it sucked balls. Guess I should've just re read "IT"...

I did that, and it completely took me out of what should have been a fun movie going experience.

[delaware county]

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Just started dating somebody officially for the first time in years


not stoked on the fact white nationalist/nazi/kkk people just got approved to get a permit to "protest" a block away from the tattoo shop I work at in 8 days. Charlottesville was such a tragedy, now it seems my city is at stake

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Man, I got just the opposite.  I was walking to the metro in DC on Wednesday on 23rd Street and saw a ton of cop cars blocking off the road, like 8-10 cop cars.  My first thought was, "Someone got shot."  Next thing I hear is about 500 people marching down a main DC street doing a call and repeat, "Black lives matter" then "Here."  It was really loud with drums and mics.  It was a cool thing to see on the way home from work. 

The unite the right dudes just lost the permit, apparently it's still happening here though. It'll just be disguised as a "save the monuments" thing which is a bummer. So many protests have been so violent lately. DC always seems to be tense whenever I'm up there skating. I'm glad the good guys are out there standing up to these idiots without masks and shields. Stay safe!

[shark tits]

so i grew beets for some unknown reason. must've looked neat at the nursery or my quest for novelty. for anyways, they grew well so i got my mom to look up a borscht stew like my hero raskolnikov usedta eat.
so, stoked on growing beets but not stoked on eating beets.

[coupedepill]

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I've hung out with this lady twice but still no ass. so far all i've gotten was a really awkward kiss. i stood up all night with her drinking md 20/20 and bullshitting. she seems cool but i don't think it's going anywhere.

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What flavor of maddog was it

Blue barber comb gel?

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

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I've hung out with this lady twice but still no ass. so far all i've gotten was a really awkward kiss. i stood up all night with her drinking md 20/20 and bullshitting. she seems cool but i don't think it's going anywhere.

[close]

What flavor of maddog was it

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Blue barber comb gel?

md 20/20 is most likely watered down barbicide, it was orange, that's all i recall. still amazed i didn't get any with the md invovled. the last time i drank md with lady she gave up the anal

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

so i grew beets for some unknown reason. must've looked neat at the nursery or my quest for novelty. for anyways, they grew well so i got my mom to look up a borscht stew like my hero raskolnikov usedta eat.
so, stoked on growing beets but not stoked on eating beets.

beetroot hummus though son
I honestly wish I lived near you just so I could come and collect all this food you grow that you don't want

[shark tits]

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so i grew beets for some unknown reason. must've looked neat at the nursery or my quest for novelty. for anyways, they grew well so i got my mom to look up a borscht stew like my hero raskolnikov usedta eat.
so, stoked on growing beets but not stoked on eating beets.

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beetroot hummus though son
I honestly wish I lived near you just so I could come and collect all this food you grow that you don't want

oh, i eat it i just complain. if i ever do beets agian i'm gonna harvest the greens. maybe as a trade crop but i've got that 'kids are starving in china' attitude from being homeless so i eat everything.
that said, i do get a surplus and i would totally break bread. 

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

wait you didn't harvest the greens either? fry them shits up with some garlic and it's amazing
also, juice your beets son. Even just beetroot and watermelon is amazing.