Roommate got this pressure cooker at Aldi last week and I got this roast chicken at closing for $4 around same time anyway I ate the legs wings and one and a half of the breasts and I left it in the fridge for a week and chucked it last night
Homie saw it like thirty minutes later in the bin but still in its bag and he came and got me like is this yours in the bin are you throwing it away
I’m like yeah fucking oath I explained it’s vintage and that it’s a bad idea but the cunt saved it from bin, straight back to the fridge last night and he’s just got home and it’s all going in the Aldi pressure cooker as I type