I was teaching a drivers improvement course yesterday. Five minutes before start time, this frail looking old dude walks in and trips over one of those plastic runners used to keep people from tripping over a cord that goes across a walkway. He then sets his coffee down to sign in and spills it all over the table. Without missing a beat, he uses his hand and forearm to sweep it all onto the carpet. He then signs in and sits down in the only empty seat, middle of a row. About eight seconds pass, and everyone around him is gagging. He ripped ass.
He slept the whole class, which was 2.5 hours.I’m pretty sure he farted a few more times…people were moving seats away from him.
He isn’t getting a certificate because I didn’t wake him up for the test, but damn, what a shitshow. Literally. I still laugh now as I type this. He may still be there sleeping. He was snoring when I left so I know he was alive at least.