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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16170 on: October 30, 2015, 12:57:38 AM »
ankle badly rolled this morning, now i have a pumpkin instead, I blame the kostons 2 i was wearing, fucking golf shoes !

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16171 on: October 30, 2015, 10:15:01 PM »
IT ALL FUN AND GAMES WHEN IT HAPPENS TO GEORGE BUT SUCKS WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16172 on: October 31, 2015, 10:59:02 AM »
my knee hurts since 2 days. sometimes its fine, but then it hurts that i cant even walk straight. shit sucks. wanted to skate tomorrow

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16173 on: October 31, 2015, 12:35:55 PM »
My fuckin' belt buckle broke after I landed one of my signature huge bonelesses cuz i'm a fatass. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16174 on: November 01, 2015, 09:48:59 PM »
Today marks the one year anniversaryo f meeting the women I fell in love with only to have my heart broken by her. Been depressed the past couple days leading up to this day because I've been remembering all the times we had. Been drinking a lot more to ease the pain too. So hate all you want Slap.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16175 on: November 02, 2015, 01:15:22 PM »
Today marks the one year anniversaryo f meeting the women I fell in love with only to have my heart broken by her. Been depressed the past couple days leading up to this day because I've been remembering all the times we had. Been drinking a lot more to ease the pain too. So hate all you want Slap.
No hate here lamf, that fucking sucks man. Seriously shitty feeling. Just remember that every year it will hurt less and less, and some day you'll find someone you love even more and who loves you back the same amount. Try not to drink too much, it might feel like it helps in the short term but you'll end up doing more harm than good. Hopefully the bad feelings pass soon, and stay safe.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16176 on: November 02, 2015, 05:32:40 PM »
Broke a board out of frustration for the first time in months today. Slammed all over the skatepark and nearly smacked my dome within the first 15 minutes of being there.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16177 on: November 02, 2015, 06:00:55 PM »
Broke a board out of frustration for the first time in months today. Slammed all over the skatepark and nearly smacked my dome within the first 15 minutes of being there.
The last time something like that happened to me, I stomped my less than a month old board so hard I bruised my heels.  I couldn't skate for two weeks.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16178 on: November 03, 2015, 05:49:22 AM »
I get that yall fellas are pretty much on some "other shit" so yes, I will be focusin my account.

Also, doesn't look like I'm getting the chance to write a book from a jail cell in this lifetime.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16179 on: November 03, 2015, 09:13:56 AM »
Here's one. Currently getting massively cold shouldered by the only girl ive ever really had legit feelings for. She has some old(almost 40) lame idiot as a boyfriend for financial reasons I'm sure(borderline sugar daddy scenerio it seems as she thinks he's an idiot and dreads going to see him), we recently re-united chilled a couple times and there was definitely some vibes goin, now just nothing, with no explanation. I never said it but it was obvious I was steal her for myself but I guess that's not working out. fuckin lame and definetly not stoked gotta just let it go, but sad because we were having a really good time together now things just seem a bit empty and bleak

edit: just to make it a bit lamer, she was wearing of my fav chillin shirts I gave to her to crash in and she doused it with her perfume, washed it like 3 times now without wearing it tryna get rid of the smell(which now mocks me) now its just on my bed with the rest of my clean yet to be put away laundry mocking me again...
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16180 on: November 03, 2015, 10:42:36 AM »
Here's one. Currently getting massively cold shouldered by the only girl ive ever really had legit feelings for. She has some old(almost 40) lame idiot as a boyfriend for financial reasons I'm sure(borderline sugar daddy scenerio it seems as she thinks he's an idiot and dreads going to see him), we recently re-united chilled a couple times and there was definitely some vibes goin, now just nothing, with no explanation. I never said it but it was obvious I was steal her for myself but I guess that's not working out. fuckin lame and definetly not stoked gotta just let it go, but sad because we were having a really good time together now things just seem a bit empty and bleak

edit: just to make it a bit lamer, she was wearing of my fav chillin shirts I gave to her to crash in and she doused it with her perfume, washed it like 3 times now without wearing it tryna get rid of the smell(which now mocks me) now its just on my bed with the rest of my clean yet to be put away laundry mocking me again...


put it on and throw a sweat shirt on over it and go skate. you should be able to stink up whatever smell she left on it.


bummed that rusty focused. regardless of his sudden change in attitude around here, i still looked at him as a nice guy. he sent me a hand made pin for free once that ive got on my backpack.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16181 on: November 03, 2015, 11:50:53 AM »

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16182 on: November 03, 2015, 12:46:56 PM »
All summer long I couldn't skate bcause I sprained two ligaments in my knee. I've been getting back into it over the past week or two. I went to the park today. as I was mid-rock on a quarter, some little kid on the deck was practicing kickflips and his board shot into mine as I was on the coping, I ate shit and broke my wrist.

I can't deal with this shit, let alone the bills.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16183 on: November 03, 2015, 04:28:02 PM »
Family put our dog to sleep today, maybe a half hour ago, stuck at work all day so coming home is gonna be rough

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16184 on: November 03, 2015, 04:51:02 PM »
not stoked on everyone's problems here and rusty quitting. he was the first person i met offa slap. we'll still keep in touch but i like talking on slap more than fb.
not stoked that my schizo brother is raising hell my buddy upstairs, aka my mother's tenant. her response is 'THEY BOTH' need to chill or whatever and i'm like 'how many people can he have problems w/ before you accept that it's him?
my therapist had me all ready to sign up for housing and just leave her and this 100 yr old 3 decker to rot w/ out me and the neighbor charge $40 to mow the lawn bi-monthly and anyone around gouge and he not market the place for what its worth or get solid people in [i'm responsible for the 2 floors that aren't my brother or me and my mother.
"loyalty is his only vice"
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even worse, her wetbrain response spirals into 'from now on i'll only rent to women, men are too dumb' to which i reminded her of the fat female squatter we got stuck w/ for 3 months last summer, my schizo sister who usedta smoke in bed and puke in an adjacent pizza box til she halfassed attempted suicide jumping off the front porch twice. [broken leg].
my great aunt took the plunge while i was doing time in juvie, it's not a quick death. 3 days in the hospital waiting for your ruptured organs to officially punch the clock. trust me, take drugs kids.
and the whole thing is so fucking dumb, reductivist from someone i once considered an intelligent woman to throw at a male who's brought nothing but good tenants of both sexes.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16185 on: November 03, 2015, 11:15:59 PM »
Based on the elections held in SF, looks like we're gonna get a lot more developments/condos and more tech nerd cock gobbling from the Mayor. Waiting for my eviction...

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16186 on: November 04, 2015, 08:57:19 AM »
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bummed that rusty focused
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16187 on: November 04, 2015, 06:01:51 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16188 on: November 04, 2015, 06:55:27 PM »
Family put our dog to sleep today, maybe a half hour ago, stuck at work all day so coming home is gonna be rough
Sorry to hear that.  Keep your head up.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16189 on: November 06, 2015, 12:53:16 PM »
every time i go to this one library near me there's a giant disgusting loogie in the water fountain.
i swear it's fresh too, it'll be in a slightly different place n shit. it's one of those fountains that has lost pressure soi have to lean my head right in close to this giant gross ass loogie all the time. judging from its viscosity there is no way whoever is in possession of the throat that produces these fuckin things is going to be around much longer so i guess itll sort itself out.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16190 on: November 06, 2015, 01:00:17 PM »
every time i go to this one library near me there's a giant disgusting loogie in the water fountain.
i swear it's fresh too, it'll be in a slightly different place n shit. it's one of those fountains that has lost pressure soi have to lean my head right in close to this giant gross ass loogie all the time. judging from its viscosity there is no way whoever is in possession of the throat that produces these fuckin things is going to be around much longer so i guess itll sort itself out.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16191 on: November 06, 2015, 01:09:19 PM »
eh i usually end up there when im not planning on it, otherwise yeah.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16192 on: November 08, 2015, 12:19:00 AM »
been having this fucked up phlegm shit, coughing up loogies in the library water fountain like crazy
would you rather read an abudabi post or have a screwdriver shoved up your ass?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16193 on: November 08, 2015, 12:22:52 AM »
Wisdom teeth are coming in, shit has my breath kicking

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16194 on: November 08, 2015, 04:53:07 PM »
my stereo receiver crapped out on me today and i really dont want to fork out the money for a new one. super bummed.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16195 on: November 11, 2015, 12:31:43 AM »
Cracked my right clavicle and got four stiches to the chin.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16196 on: November 11, 2015, 06:06:09 AM »
Smoked my head off the ground fuckin again.  Downhill fuckin fucker passes me and then blocks off the bottom of the hill.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16197 on: November 11, 2015, 07:38:58 AM »
There has been a possom wrecking havoc on my chickens. It snatched one last tuesday and nearly ripped her tail off before I got outside and it split, that one is now in recovery in my guest bedroom. I had the sickest day of skating in a long while yesterday, beers, free food, the whole nine. I came home to the same possom chowing down on another bird, this time she was already dead by the time I got home. I posted up with my gurkha and esee for about 45 minutes and waited for the perpetrator to come back out and finish the meal. I chased it into a pallet along the wall, pinned it with the gurkha through it's lower hips and then put my esee through it's eye socket and put another hole right behind it's shoulder, hoping to hit a lung. I woke up today and couldn't find a carcass even though I know I did the work to put it out and found enough blood to know it didn't make it. I lost a chicken, which my girlfriend raised from an egg, and had to take an animal out in way less humane than I would have liked.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16198 on: November 11, 2015, 02:08:58 PM »
I came across a little shit on youtube he said he "didn't like the Gonz at all"

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16199 on: November 12, 2015, 02:54:46 PM »
just got off the phone w/ rusty's mom and i guess he passed away. they're having a celebration of his life on Saturday i'm gonna try to get up to new hampshire/vermont for. he just kicked it w/ me, gave me a tattoo gun a wk ago. i'm gonna miss that mad scientist.
i hope ya'll will forgive his negative posts, dude was schizo but truly heart of gold. don't know too much else to say, RIP rusty berrings!