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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21570 on: January 31, 2020, 05:32:37 AM »
UPS. They always deliver my shit late. I guran fucking tee my record player will be late. I've had packages come from them all damaged, moldy and destroyed. I think these fuckers do it on purpose too.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21571 on: January 31, 2020, 06:41:56 AM »
think im getting sick. just in time for the weekend. about to hit an emergen-c


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21572 on: January 31, 2020, 06:55:21 AM »
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join the Air Force.
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fuck off with this bullshit
Or don't do shit with your life and deliver Post Mates to support your meth habit, I don't really give a fuck tbh.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21573 on: January 31, 2020, 07:45:09 AM »
My buddy always wants to play skate, but neither of us have enough tricks that the other doesn't have so nobody ever wins. If we have to finish, it comes down to who has the most shuvit variations.
Sounds like you need to play by my rules. I'm down to play SKA.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21574 on: January 31, 2020, 09:56:03 AM »
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My buddy always wants to play skate, but neither of us have enough tricks that the other doesn't have so nobody ever wins. If we have to finish, it comes down to who has the most shuvit variations.
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Sounds like you need to play by my rules. I'm down to play SKA.

Yeah, it usually ends up being SK8 because ska fucking sucks.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21575 on: January 31, 2020, 10:17:16 AM »
Fucking garage door at the new place doesn't close all the way unless we close it manually. Had no way of knowing since they wouldn't turn the power on until we paid the deposit, first month's rent, and pet deposit. Now, no one is returning my calls.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21576 on: January 31, 2020, 10:19:46 AM »
UPS. They always deliver my shit late. I guran fucking tee my record player will be late. I've had packages come from them all damaged, moldy and destroyed. I think these fuckers do it on purpose too.
UPS be delivering packages as you're going to bed for the night. USPS will bring it before you took your morning shit.

When GTA 5 came out I called out of work because it was gonna get delivered that day and I wanted to play all day. UPS made the delivery 2 hours after my 10 hour workday (including lunchbreak) would have ended.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21577 on: January 31, 2020, 10:25:34 AM »
Fucking garage door at the new place doesn't close all the way unless we close it manually. Had no way of knowing since they wouldn't turn the power on until we paid the deposit, first month's rent, and pet deposit. Now, no one is returning my calls.
Might be a dumb question but have you fucked with electric garage doors before? I grew up with an old school swing open door so I learned how to fuck with these things later. Make sure the sensors are lined up and clean of dust/spiderwebs/whatever. At my dad's the sunlight hits the sensors in the morning so bright that you have to case a shadow over the them for the door to close. If it has that little red string/handle it can be opened or closed to lock it into the electric motor that runs along the track. Try closing the lever and opening the garage all the way and see if it clicks in place, that's usually the fix if you can hear the motor turn on but nothing moves.

If all else fails, yeah get someone to look at it. I knew a girl in High School and a faulty garage door motor burned down their whole fucking house in the middle of the night and destroyed 2 rare classic cars that were stored in the garage.

Edit: Realized you said it wont close all the way. Look at the tracks and see if anything is bent or if the wheels are fucked up. Sometimes a little lubricant on the track can help.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21578 on: January 31, 2020, 10:39:58 AM »
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Fucking garage door at the new place doesn't close all the way unless we close it manually. Had no way of knowing since they wouldn't turn the power on until we paid the deposit, first month's rent, and pet deposit. Now, no one is returning my calls.
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Might be a dumb question but have you fucked with electric garage doors before? I grew up with an old school swing open door so I learned how to fuck with these things later. Make sure the sensors are lined up and clean of dust/spiderwebs/whatever. At my dad's the sunlight hits the sensors in the morning so bright that you have to case a shadow over the them for the door to close. If it has that little red string/handle it can be opened or closed to lock it into the electric motor that runs along the track. Try closing the lever and opening the garage all the way and see if it clicks in place, that's usually the fix if you can hear the motor turn on but nothing moves.

If all else fails, yeah get someone to look at it. I knew a girl in High School and a faulty garage door motor burned down their whole fucking house in the middle of the night and destroyed 2 rare classic cars that were stored in the garage.

Edit: Realized you said it wont close all the way. Look at the tracks and see if anything is bent or if the wheels are fucked up. Sometimes a little lubricant on the track can help.
Shortly after posting this I checked my email and it said they had confirmed my maintenance claim and are working on it as we speak. I’m just fucking relieved.
I checked the tracks and they were pretty dry, but there weren’t any dents so I’m not sure what it could exactly be. Just glad it’s not in my hands and on the rental company.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21579 on: January 31, 2020, 08:37:23 PM »
My roommate just told me he's moving out...tomorrow. Can a brother get a month's notice? This foo is on the hook for his half of the rent Feb, goddamnit.

Anyone in San Diego looking for a spot?
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21580 on: January 31, 2020, 09:38:04 PM »
My roommate just told me he's moving out...tomorrow. Can a brother get a month's notice? This foo is on the hook for his half of the rent Feb, goddamnit.

Anyone in San Diego looking for a spot?
Sorry man. Who's your landlord? Try explaining the situation. I've been renting a place for a year and a half and today I had to ask to pay part of the rent and the rest 2 weeks late. Before I've asked like twice if I could pay it a day late because it fell on a holiday or something so they said sure since I'm a good tenant that they don't have any problems with.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21581 on: February 01, 2020, 05:03:13 AM »
I’m near the equator and have heat exhaustion cause I bmxed up some mountain to look at a golden Buddha guy with my gf. I was cross country skiing 2 weeks ago.     I might be here for close to a year and it’s landlocked. 
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21582 on: February 01, 2020, 01:00:25 PM »
^That sounds more like life goals than shit to be unstoked by. You're kinda killing it out there.
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Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21583 on: February 01, 2020, 01:03:45 PM »
^That sounds more like life goals, than shit to be unstoked by. You're kinda killing it out there.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21584 on: February 01, 2020, 06:32:53 PM »
Big ups and thanks.  It is good, in the end this might save me anyway ha.  I think I can get work here too thru my gfs contacts and after we’re here for a term my gf might be able to get stationed somewhere surfy like Indonesia even.  But I felt gross yesterday and maybe homesick. U guys are cool
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21585 on: February 02, 2020, 09:23:37 AM »
RIP Andy Gill.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21586 on: February 02, 2020, 10:00:28 AM »
I only see my mom and sister during big family gatherings, such as today for a superbowl party. I miss those two and 1:1 time with them.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21587 on: February 02, 2020, 11:37:44 AM »
I only see my mom and sister during big family gatherings, such as today for a superbowl party. I miss those two and 1:1 time with them.
enjoy your time today dude

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21588 on: February 02, 2020, 06:13:54 PM »
Went for a physical for a new job on Thursday, haven’t heard anything back and the waiting it not stoke

Edit: Heard back and didn’t get the role. 2nd time this company has turned me down after nailing the interview.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21589 on: February 03, 2020, 12:17:44 AM »
RIP Andy Gill.
i'm putting on damaged goods today at work for him and daniel shimizu.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21590 on: February 03, 2020, 06:05:54 AM »
Got a call from an old friend and told me how shit back home was crazy. All my old friends are off doing drugs and one picked up heroin. Really fucked with me a little bit even though he was a snake. Shits sad.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21591 on: February 03, 2020, 07:15:45 AM »
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I only see my mom and sister during big family gatherings, such as today for a superbowl party. I miss those two and 1:1 time with them.
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enjoy your time today dude

Thanks dood (assumption). Got to do some 1:1 with the family, good times.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21592 on: February 03, 2020, 07:45:48 AM »
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I only see my mom and sister during big family gatherings, such as today for a superbowl party. I miss those two and 1:1 time with them.
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enjoy your time today dude
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Thanks dood (assumption). Got to do some 1:1 with the family, good times.
correct assumption - this super monday is tough to get back to work

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21593 on: February 04, 2020, 03:23:59 PM »
Every time I go shopping for pants I have to take a shit. I'll feel fine, walk into a store, find the pants aisle, find my size, and then it hits me, I have to drop a deuce, can't try on pants and feel like I awkwardly have to escape the store. Admittedly this is kind of funny and I often laugh about this anxiety in my head.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21594 on: February 05, 2020, 06:06:02 AM »
Missing the red woods of the north. I can't wait to move back home.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21595 on: February 05, 2020, 07:06:58 AM »
Still being sick w this head cold/congestion and work piling up

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21596 on: February 05, 2020, 08:39:28 AM »
My old dog that my ex took ran away Saturday and hasn't been found, been wicked cold in Colorado and snowing where I am at too.  He was my first dog and I'm pretty shattered. 
Oh my bank account got hacked and I had to open all new accounts after my rent bounced, health insurance almost got cancelled and I couldn't buy food. 
Then I got dumped. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21597 on: February 06, 2020, 05:05:53 AM »

  Wtf r u even doin? Get ur shit together

 really need a cat to lecture u? Ur a grown ass bear look at them pecs

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21598 on: February 06, 2020, 05:09:36 AM »
My old dog that my ex took ran away Saturday and hasn't been found, been wicked cold in Colorado and snowing where I am at too.  He was my first dog and I'm pretty shattered. 
Oh my bank account got hacked and I had to open all new accounts after my rent bounced, health insurance almost got cancelled and I couldn't buy food. 
Then I got dumped.

goddamn, bro.

that's some fucked up stuff all happening at once. here's hope for better times ahead. sorry about your dog, good riddance to whoever dumped you.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21599 on: February 06, 2020, 05:47:47 AM »
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My old dog that my ex took ran away Saturday and hasn't been found, been wicked cold in Colorado and snowing where I am at too.  He was my first dog and I'm pretty shattered. 
Oh my bank account got hacked and I had to open all new accounts after my rent bounced, health insurance almost got cancelled and I couldn't buy food. 
Then I got dumped.
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goddamn, bro.

that's some fucked up stuff all happening at once. here's hope for better times ahead. sorry about your dog, good riddance to whoever dumped you.

Thanks dude. I am just kinda laughing at everything right now as I move forward.  I also found out I have Chlamydia to top everything off.  Luckily thats an easy fix.