things you are stoked on

[shit_for_brains]

I love being updated on the chapters of your life. you should vlog.

It's really riveting. He's like a cat that belongs to a really poor family just out walking around the neighborhood until he eventually wanders back into the garage they made permanent and slides under a filthy towel to sleep.

[swag nollies]

If I made a book, you all would buy it, fo sho. It just needs more weird sex so Im working on that part. Also stoked on this 50g's of caffeine I forgot I ordered, that was a sick decision. Stoked on weed too and tattoos, shitty tattoos, and more tonight.

[Jordick]

let's see them tattoos

[swag nollies]

let's see them tattoos

Here you want vlogs and tattoos this just happened I like making videos, I just covered and added lil shit the last book shit ima get on the side of stomach or thigh, ima pay though.
Pro Vlog

[slappies]

I found what was basically a brand new copy of Toy Machine Good & Evil on DVD at a used bookstore the other day, also found a big colorful book about the history of porn.

[mynameisnotjeff]

I found what was basically a brand new copy of Toy Machine Good & Evil on DVD at a used bookstore the other day, also found a big colorful book about the history of porn.

Pics or it didn't happen haha

Also, they missed an opportunity by not making it a pop up book

[MintySandwhich]

wait till the end... hahaha

[glutton.]

My friend has Thursday-Sunday off from residency, so we're about to get fucked up tonight and maybe tomorrow.

[Jordick]

wait till the end... hahaha

that was an adventure start to finish.

[slappies]

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I found what was basically a brand new copy of Toy Machine Good & Evil on DVD at a used bookstore the other day, also found a big colorful book about the history of porn.

[close]

Pics or it didn't happen haha

Also, they missed an opportunity by not making it a pop up book

It does sadly lack any pop-up element.

[shitdick22]

the new gif in my sig

[mynameisnotjeff]

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I found what was basically a brand new copy of Toy Machine Good & Evil on DVD at a used bookstore the other day, also found a big colorful book about the history of porn.

[close]

Pics or it didn't happen haha

Also, they missed an opportunity by not making it a pop up book

[close]

It does sadly lack any pop-up element.

Million dollar idea birthday/bachelor(ette) party card with a pop-up penis or boobs.
Still pretty hilarious, either way

Shitdick22: That's a sweet ass gif

[swag nollies]

Lied and said I was throwing up and had diarrhea to not go to work today. Going job hunting for new jobs instead that have bitches there, my boss is jewing me anyway, mine as well be paying me in shekels.

The diarrhea is true though, prolly from the coke and caffiene, Im boutta walk down town job hunting coked and benzed out, wit the weed in the pocket, umbrella too since its raining, Im hype, got more coke for the walk too yay.

And uh ya know... stoked on skateboarding always   Got some white chucks for free too, my bros baby mamma want my dick so she stays givin me shit. But I love thier kid, I wanna do some childcare shit for career, shocking I know, but Im like a kid so we be connecting on brain levels.

Going to Colorado too soon, near denver, atleast to visit homies and see if I can make it there. Fuck NC. Im tired of camo gravy biscuts and low key racist lifted trucks. If you dont got a lifted truck your nobody in this town.

[shark tits]

Lied and said I was throwing up and had diarrhea to not go to work today. Going job hunting for new jobs instead that have bitches there, my boss is jewing me anyway, mine as well be paying me in shekels.

The diarrhea is true though, prolly from the coke and caffiene, Im boutta walk down town job hunting coked and benzed out, wit the weed in the pocket, umbrella too since its raining, Im hype, got more coke for the walk too yay.

And uh ya know... stoked on skateboarding always   Got some white chucks for free too, my bros baby mamma want my dick so she stays givin me shit. But I love thier kid, I wanna do some childcare shit for career, shocking I know, but Im like a kid so we be connecting on brain levels.

Going to Colorado too soon, near denver, atleast to visit homies and see if I can make it there. Fuck NC. Im tired of camo gravy biscuts and low key racist lifted trucks. If you dont got a lifted truck your nobody in this town.

Ya really butters your bread w/ cream cheese but I've done some of my best babysitting under the influence of a confluence of poisons.
Only disaster was once the bigger bro pushed the little brother into a space heater. Looked like a Vans sole on his elbow.
Kind of a good hustle if you're a looser, on call babysitter for free rent.
Realized kids don't remember anything so no point talking to em but usedta play iron man w/ them, basically just fire stuffed animal hard enough to knock em over. Satisfying for me & makes kids rough & tumble

[swag nollies]

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Lied and said I was throwing up and had diarrhea to not go to work today. Going job hunting for new jobs instead that have bitches there, my boss is jewing me anyway, mine as well be paying me in shekels.

The diarrhea is true though, prolly from the coke and caffiene, Im boutta walk down town job hunting coked and benzed out, wit the weed in the pocket, umbrella too since its raining, Im hype, got more coke for the walk too yay.

And uh ya know... stoked on skateboarding always  Got some white chucks for free too, my bros baby mamma want my dick so she stays givin me shit. But I love thier kid, I wanna do some childcare shit for career, shocking I know, but Im like a kid so we be connecting on brain levels.

Going to Colorado too soon, near denver, atleast to visit homies and see if I can make it there. Fuck NC. Im tired of camo gravy biscuts and low key racist lifted trucks. If you dont got a lifted truck your nobody in this town.

[close]

Ya really butters your bread w/ cream cheese but I've done some of my best babysitting under the influence of a confluence of poisons.
Only disaster was once the bigger bro pushed the little brother into a space heater. Looked like a Vans sole on his elbow.
Kind of a good hustle if you're a looser, on call babysitter for free rent.
Realized kids don't remember anything so no point talking to em but usedta play iron man w/ them, basically just fire stuffed animal hard enough to knock em over. Satisfying for me & makes kids rough & tumble

I really wanna teach middle school, like 6th grade. That one class where you just talk about life and real shit instead of work. I had this one teacher Mr.G, polish dude who if you answered the special question wrong, he'd chuck a straight whole roll of mentos at you, and if you didnt catch it you had to give it back, had mad candy, really tought you things. I tried to write him a anonymous thank you letter with a 5 strip of acid, cause he seems like that, but he retired and I cant find him anywhere... I want to be that dude.

And yeah whipped the bike yayed up applied everywhere talkin a storm. Girl said write my number down just in case one place, I said you can call it anyway, she looked down.

[Big Sweatpants]

Lied and said I was throwing up and had diarrhea to not go to work today. Going job hunting for new jobs instead that have bitches there, my boss is jewing me anyway, mine as well be paying me in shekels.

The diarrhea is true though, prolly from the coke and caffiene, Im boutta walk down town job hunting coked and benzed out, wit the weed in the pocket, umbrella too since its raining, Im hype, got more coke for the walk too yay.

And uh ya know... stoked on skateboarding always   Got some white chucks for free too, my bros baby mamma want my dick so she stays givin me shit. But I love thier kid, I wanna do some childcare shit for career, shocking I know, but Im like a kid so we be connecting on brain levels.

Going to Colorado too soon, near denver, atleast to visit homies and see if I can make it there. Fuck NC. Im tired of camo gravy biscuts and low key racist lifted trucks. If you dont got a lifted truck your nobody in this town.

How'd you find your coke dealer, bud?

[swag nollies]

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Lied and said I was throwing up and had diarrhea to not go to work today. Going job hunting for new jobs instead that have bitches there, my boss is jewing me anyway, mine as well be paying me in shekels.

The diarrhea is true though, prolly from the coke and caffiene, Im boutta walk down town job hunting coked and benzed out, wit the weed in the pocket, umbrella too since its raining, Im hype, got more coke for the walk too yay.

And uh ya know... stoked on skateboarding always   Got some white chucks for free too, my bros baby mamma want my dick so she stays givin me shit. But I love thier kid, I wanna do some childcare shit for career, shocking I know, but Im like a kid so we be connecting on brain levels.

Going to Colorado too soon, near denver, atleast to visit homies and see if I can make it there. Fuck NC. Im tired of camo gravy biscuts and low key racist lifted trucks. If you dont got a lifted truck your nobody in this town.

[close]

How'd you find your coke dealer, bud?

Honestly Im actually a cop and just steal it from evidence

[childhood]

Thought I was gonna be weedless today, cause I've got no energy/just don't feel like going to Chinatown.
However I just found a decent sized nug on my bed, that fell I guess, so I'm good for the day.

I don't smoke nearly as much as I used to, so having no pot isn't the crisis it used to be, but I still got pretty stoked.

[idealhandmades]

the new gif in my sig

Evan's the shit! the only thing better than his skate-animations, is his actual skating.
and maybe his fingerboarding.

[CHONGO]

moved to Hawaii
got some new vhs vids
still don't have a job.

[childhood]

Just discovered that Fabo Les has a twitter account

[the snake]

landed my firsts flip sads yesterday, at 39yo...stokeeeed

[smellsdead]

email saying spirit quest has been shipped

[Rusty Shackleford]

blakes new randy marsh deck

[childhood]

I think I'm gonna get into the Lego reselling game.
Last few days I've been doing a bunch of research into the best ways to work it, and just found a big, cheap lot on Craig's List nearby.

[CHONGO]

email saying spirit quest has been shipped

true that

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Went to a focus group on national issues and bullshitted my way into $325

[Jordick]

I think I'm gonna get into the Lego reselling game.
Last few days I've been doing a bunch of research into the best ways to work it, and just found a big, cheap lot on Craig's List nearby.

http://www.bricklink.com/v2/main.page
Don't know if you've checked this out before but my brother showed me this site and it seems pretty legit. Lego hustling seems like a good way to go.

[doublesteveburger]

Found a bottle of dog drugs.

[the snake]

Found a bottle of dog drugs.

haha