The "You wanna smoke some weed?" guy aka Mr.Towelie: Talks about weed 24/7 and always wants to get high no matter how fucked he/she is.
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you ever work in a kitchen by chance?
Not only do they act that way, but they do the fucking mr towlie voice, and have all the "you wanna get hiiiiigh" slogans as a mantras. This 17 year old dish washer asked me that, in that voice, and I said "goddd, you're a fucking parody of yourself" and he was just like "lol... whuhhhh?" and shrugged it off and went on line to take knife hits off the stove.
I don't know if I'd say I
hate those people, but...
they're just a stones throw from those people that just hang out downtown literally all day long every day, undisturbed by the police while they blaze, litter and loiter potentially nice parks, still wear jncos, 14 chains connected to wallet full of bus transfers and candy bar reciepts, those obnoxious fucking hats you win at the fair that's got pot leaves and aliens on them, and ICP jerseys, and from the pasty yellow skin typical of high levels of billirubin, you can tell they live primarily off cigarettes and Faygo
Goddamnit, I hate those people.
You don't work, you don't pay bills, you wear stupid fucking clown costumes year around like a jackoff, your passion in life is a shitty cheap soda brand, gahhhhhh, it must be rad to remain a child your whole fucking life.