ChildoftheGhetto Interview

[ChildoftheGhetto]

Would you drink beer with me and watch that moto cross dude die and laugh about it?

Hell no. You're crazy like you literally need to be locked up somewhere.

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Being a sociopath yourself, with which of the following sociopaths would you most closely identify yourself?

Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Kaiser Wilhelm, Ganghus Khan, Joseph Stalin.

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What in the hell, I'm not a fucking sociopath. I love people and people(cool people and pretty girls) love me.

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In that case, do you prefer the term narcissist?

I'm neither of those things.

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Could you beat Matze in a game of no-comply skate? Or is that an utterly ridiculous idea?

If you gave me an hour to learn some more no complies i would kill him.

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remember, i'm from germany. i gonna look shitty on my skateboard but it's a game of skate so i gonna win.

actually. whose question was that? did somebody ever seen me doing some or is that a legend i tried to bring up all over the years?

I don't know Biggums mcgee asked all the initial questions.

can you link me to your youtube account? i remember watching a clip of you with some lines, really sick nollie heel noses going down. i wanna see more.

http://www.youtube.com/user/killajaffejo

Are you ashamed of your poor output during FootyGate08 and how do you feel about the up coming FootyGate09?

I would never do something I'm ashamed of. Full part in slap pals 3.

Dear, COTG have you ever seen a totem pole? if so what are your thoughts on native culture, also have you ever been to an indian reserve do you think its anything like the ghetto?
Also, in 3 words decribe the emotions your body goes through when you eat a peice of good fried chicken?

No, I really don't care, The Indian reserve can't be anything like the ghetto, They don't have rival gangs. I don't know about feelings when i eat chicken. It's just food, man.

if you didnt skate, what would you do with your time?

I would probably be playing for a division 2 college basketball team right now.

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He's whatever, he's good, but he's too hyped on faggotry to ever put out a watchable part.

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That quote is like one of at least three or four statements that you've made in this thread alone that could be construed as being homophobic.

You make these kind of statements while at the same time mentioning some of the blatant racist comments that people make on this message board. Is this at all hypocritical of you? 

No, faggot.

Does skateboarding have an age limit?

nah, but old people need to stay in their places though.

why do you keep claiming the ghetto when you're from WA? 

why don't you have the balls to say half the shit you talk to anyones face?

if you're not a pussy, why don't you post a nice big picture of yourself?

if/when are you coming out to NYC to get any footage? 

why does it seem like you make every video part into some sort of contest?

why are you so angry(or at least come across that way) all the time? 

I'm not from washington. If someone ever confronted me I would say the exact same shit. I've already posted footage. I don't ever plan on going to new york. I don't make video parts into contest, I just have standards.  I don't know I never get angry though.

Who would you pick?
Balbasaur, Charmander or squirtle?

I always wanted to pick charmander, but it's impossible to get past brock with him. Bulbasaur for strategy purposes only.

What do you think of Cons, Nike and Adidas?

Nike is tight, I've been wearing nikes my whole life so i don't have problem with them. Cons and adidas are cool too, but in 2nd place to nike.

[City of Drunken Totems]

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Who would you pick?
Balbasaur, Charmander or squirtle?

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I always wanted to pick charmander, but it's impossible to get past brock with him. Bulbasaur for strategy purposes only

I never thought of it that way...  are you some kind of pokemon guru?

[Gest]

i like faster! but hes definately being a foolish.. i mean, i cant be the only person seeing the irony in calling out cotg for hating anonymously

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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Who would you pick?
Balbasaur, Charmander or squirtle?

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I always wanted to pick charmander, but it's impossible to get past brock with him. Bulbasaur for strategy purposes only

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I never thought of it that way...  are you some kind of pokemon guru?

Years 10-13 i was. I stopped keeping up with them when i got in high school

[jalopy james]

COTG, you once told me that everen stallion was mob as fuck.
what exactly did you mean by that?

[Clerks II]

Okay...Round 2...


Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

Do you believe in life on other planets? Aliens visiting us and such?

What kind of toys did you play with when you were a little kid?

Do you know how to swim?

Do you like authentic Chinese cuisine or American Chinese food?

Do you only listen to rap? What other types of genres do you listen to (examples)?

Favorite actor?

What do you think of Drama on Rob's Fantasy Factory?

What kind of computer do use?

Last trick learned?

First set-up?

First kiss?

Last kiss?

Favorite comedian?

How many more questions can you take?

If you could go on one trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?

And finally what do you think of Jason Lee's transition into acting, such as the movies Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and even Clerks 1 &2?

[Tarquin]

what do you think of people skating transition? Do you enjoy skating it? Can you skate it? Who is your favourite (or least lame in your opinion) transition skater?

[tonycoxhox]

would you ever use a rubber fake pussy as something to assist a jack of sesh?

 would you have a jack of sesh with your homies if you got a million dollas from it?

 what to you cum into when you jack off? tissue?

 do you think paul (your dad) jacks off?

 has your mother ever caught you stroking your third leg?

 would you drink a cup of skater sperm if it was scientifically proven that it was healthy and makes your ollies way higher?

 what does your penis smell like after a hard day of skating?

 do you hate the fact that you came out of a penis, and then out of a vagina, and that you were crying while you came out of the vagina? 

[ive sucked bigger dicks t]

^ you try to incredibly hard. good job

[biggums mcgee]

I'm really glad you guys are running with my idea

[ChildoftheGhetto]

COTG, you once told me that everen stallion was mob as fuck.
what exactly did you mean by that?

He doesn't flick on his flip tricks.

Okay...Round 2...


Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

Do you believe in life on other planets? Aliens visiting us and such?

What kind of toys did you play with when you were a little kid?

Do you know how to swim?

Do you like authentic Chinese cuisine or American Chinese food?

Do you only listen to rap? What other types of genres do you listen to (examples)?

Favorite actor?

What do you think of Drama on Rob's Fantasy Factory?

What kind of computer do use?

Last trick learned?

First set-up?

First kiss?

Last kiss?

Favorite comedian?

How many more questions can you take?

If you could go on one trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?

And finally what do you think of Jason Lee's transition into acting, such as the movies Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and even Clerks 1 &2?

Pepsi.

No aliens don't exist.

The ones i liked the most were power rangers and ninja turtles.

Yes I can swim, I actually was amazing at swimming when i was younger and still taking lessons, I probably suck now though.

American chinses cuisine.

I don't listen to music aside from skate videos and in the car. I listen to anything that's not super lame, but my #1 choices are the diplomats, rick ross, and young dro.

eddie murphy in beverly hills cop.

drama is tight

a compaq

switch krooks

a hobie board.

danielle

I've come to the realization that kissing is disgusting and not necessary to have sex.

dave chappelle

I have nothing else to do i can't go skate right now.

I honestly have no desire to travel, but i think dubai would be tight.

You can't skateboard forever, I wish more old people would transition into acting or something other than skateboarding. Mall rats sucks, clerks 1 and 2 are good, dogma is good, I haven't seen chasing amy.

what do you think of people skating transition? Do you enjoy skating it? Can you skate it? Who is your favourite (or least lame in your opinion) transition skater?

People that only skate transition are lame as fuck. It's fun to cruise around I don't take it "seriously" though. If i did i would be a beast. Andrew langi is the king of transition.

would you ever use a rubber fake pussy as something to assist a jack of sesh?

 would you have a jack of sesh with your homies if you got a million dollas from it?

 what to you cum into when you jack off? tissue?

 do you think paul (your dad) jacks off?

 has your mother ever caught you stroking your third leg?

 would you drink a cup of skater sperm if it was scientifically proven that it was healthy and makes your ollies way higher?

 what does your penis smell like after a hard day of skating?

 do you hate the fact that you came out of a penis, and then out of a vagina, and that you were crying while you came out of the vagina? 

Hell no

No

Tissue or a napkin

I'm sure he does.

Hell no, never been caught to this day.

no i can ollie high enough already.

It stinks, i can't really describe it though.

G's don't cry, ever.

[Narcissus]

that was pretty good.

[Fongstarr.]

Favorite video as a whole?

Favorite video part/s?

If you could skate for a company, what would it be (board, shoes, clothing, wheels, whatever)?

[angryfacedman]

Ever smoked weed or hash?
Favorite beer?

[CigaretteBeer]

How do you feel about Corey Duffel?

[Wood Pusher]

What do you think of Dennis Busenitz?

Who's your favorite skater from New Jersey?

Can you wallride?

Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

Would you consider yourself artsy?

Are you a virgin?

What do you think of DLXSF wood?

What type of music do you listen to?

Do you listen to Lil Wayne?

Love or EMB?

Do you ever wear cords or chinoes?

[bbk]

Do you think this thread is lame?

I do... not as lame as the gest thread that he made for himself, but it's still pretty lame

[kilgore.]

would you rather skate like ricky oyola or be forced to have the personality of someone like tonycoxhox?

[On Tha Real]

Do you think busters are too emotionally involved with their favorite pro and/or this message board?

[Gest]

Do you think this thread is lame?

I do... not as lame as the gest thread that he made for himself, but it's still pretty lame

hi hater.

[kilgore.]

faster! calm the fuck down.

[bbk]

making a thread begging people to ask you questions is lame to me, if you wanna get offended then go ahead... be my gest





*edit for awesome cleverness

[Gest]

its more of a joke thread, but i dont care

lets interview eachother bbk, to take over the thread

[Fignuts]

Do you think this thread is lame?

I do... not as lame as the gest thread that he made for himself, but it's still pretty lame

What?  No way this thread is awesome, Cotg is by FAR one of the most entertaining posters on this message board.

[bbk]

its more of a joke thread, but i dont care

lets interview eachother bbk, to take over the thread

whoopty-doo... okay gest, I aleays wanted to know the reason for making this* thread?

* http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=6958.msg787428;boardseen#new

[spungo]

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COTG, you once told me that everen stallion was mob as fuck.
what exactly did you mean by that?

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He doesn't flick on his flip tricks.

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Okay...Round 2...


Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

Do you believe in life on other planets? Aliens visiting us and such?

What kind of toys did you play with when you were a little kid?

Do you know how to swim?

Do you like authentic Chinese cuisine or American Chinese food?

Do you only listen to rap? What other types of genres do you listen to (examples)?

Favorite actor?

What do you think of Drama on Rob's Fantasy Factory?

What kind of computer do use?

Last trick learned?

First set-up?

First kiss?

Last kiss?

Favorite comedian?

How many more questions can you take?

If you could go on one trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?

And finally what do you think of Jason Lee's transition into acting, such as the movies Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and even Clerks 1 &2?

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Pepsi.

No aliens don't exist.

The ones i liked the most were power rangers and ninja turtles.

Yes I can swim, I actually was amazing at swimming when i was younger and still taking lessons, I probably suck now though.

American chinses cuisine.

I don't listen to music aside from skate videos and in the car. I listen to anything that's not super lame, but my #1 choices are the diplomats, rick ross, and young dro.

eddie murphy in beverly hills cop.

drama is tight

a compaq

switch krooks

a hobie board.

danielle

I've come to the realization that kissing is disgusting and not necessary to have sex.

dave chappelle

I have nothing else to do i can't go skate right now.

I honestly have no desire to travel, but i think dubai would be tight.

You can't skateboard forever, I wish more old people would transition into acting or something other than skateboarding. Mall rats sucks, clerks 1 and 2 are good, dogma is good, I haven't seen chasing amy.

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what do you think of people skating transition? Do you enjoy skating it? Can you skate it? Who is your favourite (or least lame in your opinion) transition skater?

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People that only skate transition are lame as fuck. It's fun to cruise around I don't take it "seriously" though. If i did i would be a beast. Andrew langi is the king of transition.

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would you ever use a rubber fake pussy as something to assist a jack of sesh?

 would you have a jack of sesh with your homies if you got a million dollas from it?

 what to you cum into when you jack off? tissue?

 do you think paul (your dad) jacks off?

 has your mother ever caught you stroking your third leg?

 would you drink a cup of skater sperm if it was scientifically proven that it was healthy and makes your ollies way higher?

 what does your penis smell like after a hard day of skating?

 do you hate the fact that you came out of a penis, and then out of a vagina, and that you were crying while you came out of the vagina? 

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Hell no

No

Tissue or a napkin

I'm sure he does.

Hell no, never been caught to this day.

no i can ollie high enough already.

It stinks, i can't really describe it though.

G's don't cry, ever.

narcissism

–noun 1. inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2. Psychoanalysis. erotic gratification derived from admiration of one's own physical or mental attributes, being a normal condition at the infantile level of personality development.

Oh I beg to differ.

[youth]

when where why what?

[Gest]

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its more of a joke thread, but i dont care

lets interview eachother bbk, to take over the thread

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whoopty-doo... okay gest, I aleays wanted to know the reason for making this* thread?

* http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=6958.msg787428;boardseen#new

i think it involved a feud between the two of us long ago, i was THINKING it was over now and we were best friends

[Cheapboarder]

Vans or Lakai?
Whats your favorite video game?
Favorite Race to fuck?
Flannel or nude?
Who would you want to punch in the face on slap?
Penis Size?
D3's or Half Cabs?
Best "skate hater" of all time?
Inspiration on and off the board?

[sweets]

Do you think busters are too emotionally involved with their favorite pro and/or this message board?

Is this the worst attempt at a fake account? If not, what was? To be fair, mine was a gay gangster to make fun of another poster. I failed miserably.