So when I got home tonight, I packed a bowl, only to realize someone borrowed my lighter and forgot to give it back. After trying unsuccessfully to smoke a bowl with a birthday candle lit from a stovetop, I found a method online that said to microwave crackers,cheese and weed (since THC is fat soluble, and cheese is loaded with fat) so I just microwaved two "leary crackers" and ate them. I'm pretty skeptical that it will actually work as I'm not sure a microwave would be able to extract the THC well. Waiting. Yes, I was too lazy to go to the store and get a lighter.
Edit: Didn't work. Of course.