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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #120 on: November 18, 2009, 03:15:33 PM »
"the berrics is one of those ideas, and it's firing....like an AK 47"

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #121 on: November 18, 2009, 04:08:04 PM »
its called capitalism.
steve not doing any new shit; we've bought into this for centuries. 

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #122 on: November 18, 2009, 04:19:42 PM »
You could buy so fucking much beer and cigs for 5000 dollars.

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #123 on: November 18, 2009, 05:58:11 PM »
Yeah his delivery on that was terrible, isn't it taboo in skateboarding to reveal salaries, anything to do with money?


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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #124 on: November 18, 2009, 08:47:52 PM »
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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #125 on: November 18, 2009, 09:45:14 PM »
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Ahahah great photoshop. Classic. Here's one I just did:


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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #126 on: November 19, 2009, 12:10:45 AM »
You could buy so fucking much beer and cigs for 5000 dollars.

one carton of smokes = $50.00 = 10 packs
three cartons = 1 month (30 days)
3 x 12 x 50 = $1800.00 for one year of quality smokes. 


leaves $3200.00 for beer.  i only drink a couple times a week and not even that much when i do.  i would love to have that sort of cig and beer budget. 

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #127 on: November 19, 2009, 01:10:05 AM »
Berra's Twitter posts back there were awful.

...so are kids going to see through this bullshit or not?

Doubt it.  Kids eat everything at the Berrics right up. "Buttery" has essentially become required vocabulary for every little shithead nowadays.  It's gross.

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #128 on: November 19, 2009, 04:44:48 AM »
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"the berrics is one of those ideas, and it's firing....like an AK 47"
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Ahahah great photoshop. Classic. Here's one I just did:



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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #129 on: November 19, 2009, 07:14:51 AM »
Berra looked like a cunt on that video but thought he was trying to do some good so had grudging respect for him.

Now it turns out that its just a directory service that you have to pay for makes Berra look like a insincere scientolgoist cunt!

Has anyone actually seen the shops that are on there? The Cali ones look massive and one at least has 6 other stores in its chain and sell snowboards and surfboards. There the ones who have the money to pay for it.

Not exactly helping out struggling shops even if their rates are 'competitive'.


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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #130 on: November 19, 2009, 09:30:17 AM »
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"the berrics is one of those ideas, and it's firing....like an AK 47"
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Ahahah great photoshop. Classic. Here's one I just did:


SFAHAHAHA, that shit needs to be posted everytime some douche makes a berrica thread.

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #131 on: November 19, 2009, 09:53:07 AM »
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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #132 on: November 19, 2009, 10:08:10 AM »
Berra tries so hard, but he manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory every time. 

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #133 on: November 19, 2009, 11:06:09 AM »
This is fucked up, he made himself look like a fucking saint in the video. Why is it that when someone actually has the power to do something good, they aren't.

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #134 on: November 19, 2009, 11:15:12 AM »
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You could buy so fucking much beer and cigs for 5000 dollars.
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one carton of smokes = $50.00 = 10 packs
three cartons = 1 month (30 days)
3 x 12 x 50 = $1800.00 for one year of quality smokes. 


leaves $3200.00 for beer.  i only drink a couple times a week and not even that much when i do.  i would love to have that sort of cig and beer budget. 
Uh...I just realized, I spend way too much money on cigarettes. Think I should change my name to Nicorette lights...

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #135 on: November 19, 2009, 11:33:48 AM »
I DONT THINK YOU FAGS REALIZE SLAP IS GIVING THIS GUY 10X MORE POPULARITY CAUSE EVERY DAY A NEW FUCKIN THREAD IS DROPPED ABOUT HIM. DUMB IDIOTS WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE WHAT THIS FAG IS DOIN  ??

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #136 on: November 19, 2009, 11:42:13 AM »
I DONT THINK YOU FAGS REALIZE SLAP IS GIVING THIS GUY 10X MORE POPULARITY CAUSE EVERY DAY A NEW FUCKIN THREAD IS DROPPED ABOUT HIM. DUMB IDIOTS WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE WHAT THIS FAG IS DOIN  ??

You think kids read slap???

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #137 on: November 19, 2009, 12:32:17 PM »
No, but people who fuck kids do. That's why I'm here. I'm Chris Hansen. Steve Boner had better lock that Curren Caples "Bangin" -"B-footy" deep within his vault unless he wants a visit from me and my crew to do a little filming of our own. Take a seat, right there, over on that portable yellow flat bar...

I'm Chris Hansen. AKA Big Hanz. AKA Lil Hanz, AKA Damn Hanzsome.

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #138 on: November 19, 2009, 12:58:13 PM »
No, but people who fuck kids do. That's why I'm here. I'm Chris Hansen. Steve Boner had better lock that Curren Caples "Bangin" -"B-footy" deep within his vault unless he wants a visit from me and my crew to do a little filming of our own. Take a seat, right there, over on that portable yellow flat bar...

I'm Chris Hansen. AKA Big Hanz. AKA Lil Hanz, AKA Damn Hanzsome.

oh my god yes

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #139 on: November 19, 2009, 01:11:00 PM »
Why hasn't anyone called out The Berrics on their web analytics (ie the crux for which their ad rates are based)? <a href="http://www.boardistan.com/?p=11673">According to them</a>, TheBerrics.com rakes in 6 MILLION unique visitors per month. Keep in mind, the Tony Hawk Foundation states that there are only 12 million skaters in the US (~20mil globally). So numbers-wise, The Berrics is claiming their website is in the same league as <a href="http://siteanalytics.compete.com/nfl.com/">NFL.com</a>, <a href="http://www.quantcast.com/fox.com">Fox.com</a>, and <a href="http://siteanalytics.compete.com/nike.com/">Nike.com</a>
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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #140 on: November 19, 2009, 01:21:37 PM »
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No, but people who fuck kids do. That's why I'm here. I'm Chris Hansen. Steve Boner had better lock that Curren Caples "Bangin" -"B-footy" deep within his vault unless he wants a visit from me and my crew to do a little filming of our own. Take a seat, right there, over on that portable yellow flat bar...

I'm Chris Hansen. AKA Big Hanz. AKA Lil Hanz, AKA Damn Hanzsome.
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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #141 on: November 19, 2009, 01:58:44 PM »
I don't believe that they get 6million unique visitors a month. Someone needs to get Alexa toolbar and call them on that shit. It's far too high to be believeable..if it was true, the ad rates would be massive and companies who advertise would be blowing a massive part of their budget on those banners and so have no money for everything else..skate companies are struggling just like everyone else

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #142 on: November 19, 2009, 02:42:47 PM »
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No, but people who fuck kids do. That's why I'm here. I'm Chris Hansen. Steve Boner had better lock that Curren Caples "Bangin" -"B-footy" deep within his vault unless he wants a visit from me and my crew to do a little filming of our own. Take a seat, right there, over on that portable yellow flat bar...

I'm Chris Hansen. AKA Big Hanz. AKA Lil Hanz, AKA Damn Hanzsome.
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oh my god yes
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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #143 on: November 19, 2009, 02:44:21 PM »
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No, but people who fuck kids do. That's why I'm here. I'm Chris Hansen. Steve Boner had better lock that Curren Caples "Bangin" -"B-footy" deep within his vault unless he wants a visit from me and my crew to do a little filming of our own. Take a seat, right there, over on that portable yellow flat bar...

I'm Chris Hansen. AKA Big Hanz. AKA Lil Hanz, AKA Damn Hanzsome.
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oh my god yes
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That's funny, everytime a post of his appears I gnar him before I even read it, that's how quality he is.

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #144 on: November 19, 2009, 05:33:44 PM »
Why hasn't anyone called out The Berrics on their web analytics (ie the crux for which their ad rates are based)? <a href="http://www.boardistan.com/?p=11673">According to them</a>, TheBerrics.com rakes in 6 MILLION unique visitors per month. Keep in mind, the Tony Hawk Foundation states that there are only 12 million skaters in the US (~20mil globally). So numbers-wise, The Berrics is claiming their website is in the same league as <a href="http://siteanalytics.compete.com/nfl.com/">NFL.com</a>, <a href="http://www.quantcast.com/fox.com">Fox.com</a>, and <a href="http://siteanalytics.compete.com/nike.com/">Nike.com</a>

http://www.quantcast.com/theberrics.com

564.1K
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according to their estimates.
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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #145 on: November 19, 2009, 06:05:02 PM »

 
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I'm a Berrics fan, I have been for a while, I don't skateboard much, but I would consider myself a photographer. I watch the berrics every day and when I saw the Berrics Unified video you put up I was excited that someone with the power to preserve skateboarding would actually do so without anything in it for themselves. However, recently i have found out that you are only letting shops be a part of Berrics Unified if they pay $5280 annually. At first I did not believe that you would do that at all especially the way you had portrayed yourself in the video, as a man who wants to preserve skateboarding, and not as one of the corporate pigs trying to corrupt it. I hope you are a man and reply to this E-Mail and give a good reason why you would say one thing for a camera and another thing for the shop owners that are struggling to break even because the companies like Zumiez make all the money.
 
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you are using the most extreme example.
Try more like $120 per month. Much less than a penny saver ad.
Weekly ad. Hell, that's less than a school newspaper ad.
Don't try to twist things. $5280 is for a year of advertising that has
a value of $100,000.
$5280 is for a shop to advertise in almost 40 states, which they
have no reason to do if they don't have a mailorder or a skatepark
and want people to migrate there. The program is meant to be
most effective on the city and state level. $120 per month is not
an exorbitant amount of money for a shop to pay for advertising for
their city. So... is that MAN enough for you?
sb

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #146 on: November 19, 2009, 06:08:58 PM »
5280

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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #147 on: November 19, 2009, 06:16:57 PM »


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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #148 on: November 19, 2009, 06:17:46 PM »
Disgusted... Absolutely disgusted.  

I was first going to come on here and post making fun of Steve Berra in that video but then I decided not to because I THOUGHT he was actually doing something good.

Fuck... What is this shit coming to...  Steve Berra is dead to me, he is on Jereme Rogers kook level right now.  Steve Berra does not care about skateboarding.  He isn't a skateboarder, he is a business man and an actor.  Hopefully Koston will disassociate himself from deceiving fag, though I doubt it, he already let giant corporations glide their cock into his rectal cavity.
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Re: berrics unified
« Reply #149 on: November 19, 2009, 06:56:31 PM »
don't talk to and/or look at me like that steve berra
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