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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #300 on: December 23, 2009, 04:20:19 PM »
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/21/2009-12-21_secrets_of_a_guido_jersey_shore_star_shows_news_how_he_takes_hair_to_heights.html

This show is a double edged sword of awesome. On one side we get to laugh at these idiots as they foolishly and honestly think they're gaining reputable fame, and on the other side we get to laugh at them some more when they begin their downfall and realize no one had any respect for them in the first place.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #301 on: December 23, 2009, 06:15:27 PM »
In fairness, UNICO  went after the Sopranos for the same reason.
Also did anybody notice this:
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #302 on: December 23, 2009, 07:12:07 PM »
sounds like it might be time to get some cable. its on the mtv site though right?

ninjavideo.net as well

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #303 on: December 23, 2009, 08:11:51 PM »
Pauly D didn't have the code to decipher the bomb.
You'd think he would by now, being that he's 29 years old.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #304 on: December 23, 2009, 09:22:29 PM »
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Pauly D didn't have the code to decipher the bomb.
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You'd think he would by now, being that he's 29 years old.
He's 28. If he was 29 and still living like that it would be RIDICULOUS.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #305 on: December 23, 2009, 09:24:49 PM »
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Pauly D didn't have the code to decipher the bomb.
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You'd think he would by now, being that he's 29 years old.
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He's 28. If he was 29 and still living like that it would be RIDICULOUS.

its crazy to think that him and the situation are the oldest of the group by 5+ years and they can still fight the beat with more power than anyone...
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #306 on: December 23, 2009, 09:37:48 PM »
i dont like this show.













i enjoy situational humor and fucking puns.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #307 on: December 23, 2009, 10:48:07 PM »
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Pauly D didn't have the code to decipher the bomb.
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You'd think he would by now, being that he's 29 years old.
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He's 28. If he was 29 and still living like that it would be RIDICULOUS.
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its crazy to think that him and the are the oldest of the group by 5+ years and they can still fight the beat with more power than anyone...
They are like the Mr. Miyagis of beating up the beat
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #308 on: December 23, 2009, 10:49:36 PM »
we got to fight the powers that beat

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #309 on: December 23, 2009, 11:15:49 PM »
situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation situation
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #310 on: December 24, 2009, 12:29:03 AM »
this shit is more controversial for mtv than anything they were airing during Manson's prime. hopefully this shoe sticks around as it is fucking hilarious. ive been gone for a minute but you dudes are killing it with that situation photo. atleast one in every thread ive checked.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #311 on: December 24, 2009, 06:38:26 AM »
So Tuesday that Italian association that was complaining about this show had their lawyers write a letter to Viacom asking them to cancel it.  Haha!  Get smushed!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9CPAL3O0&show_article=1

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #312 on: December 24, 2009, 09:53:06 AM »
amazing.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #313 on: December 24, 2009, 03:02:10 PM »
So Tuesday that Italian association that was complaining about this show had their lawyers write a letter to Viacom asking them to cancel it.  Haha!  Get smushed!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9CPAL3O0&show_article=1
They do have a point. Its like if there was a show called "Poland" that featured a bunch of people in submarines with screen doors and people drowning in the back of pick up trucks. Still, making a fuss about it is only going to make it worse, and most logical people know that this is not how all Italian people act, those who don't know probably think its cool.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #314 on: December 24, 2009, 03:38:37 PM »
situation


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #315 on: December 24, 2009, 04:01:57 PM »
snooki=audrey bitoni

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #316 on: December 24, 2009, 10:05:00 PM »
finally saw last weeks episode, purely amazing soo many quotes, vinny gets no shine but it's quality over quantity with that guy.  and that dude who punched snickers look scared for his life immediately after he did it.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #317 on: December 24, 2009, 10:43:36 PM »
I CANNOT WAIT to see J Woww raise hell next week.

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Re: Jersey Shore
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #319 on: December 24, 2009, 11:48:42 PM »
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #320 on: December 25, 2009, 02:35:40 AM »
Uh oh, looks like was a stripper.

http://tinyurl.com/y9nphbk


**I posted the original link that had the word "situ ation" in it and was like, "What the fuck is wrong with my link?!".  Then I realized that word now auto-posts the image.  Haha

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #321 on: December 25, 2009, 12:59:55 PM »
Life cannot get any better.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #322 on: December 25, 2009, 02:17:30 PM »
the marathon was on last night so i got to see the first episode.  so good.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #323 on: December 25, 2009, 02:40:39 PM »
it took me so long to figure out what word was brining up that image, I was convinced it was dude or man or something but the situation, brilliant

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #324 on: December 26, 2009, 10:17:34 AM »

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #325 on: December 26, 2009, 06:04:08 PM »
brad ferro is innocent!!!! snooki just got in the way of his fist pumps


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #326 on: December 27, 2009, 09:08:41 AM »
brad ferro is innocent!!!! snooki just got in the way of his fist pumps



"Your honor, I was having a good time beatin' up the beat when she stuck her face in the way.  No harm intended."

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #327 on: December 27, 2009, 09:19:12 AM »
the old guido fist pump defense

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #328 on: December 27, 2009, 10:55:44 AM »
brad ferro is innocent!!!! snooki just got in the way of his fist pumps


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #329 on: December 28, 2009, 10:48:14 PM »
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius