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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #330 on: December 29, 2009, 01:20:18 AM »
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #331 on: December 29, 2009, 07:01:58 AM »

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #332 on: December 29, 2009, 09:41:48 PM »
the situation

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #333 on: December 29, 2009, 09:42:36 PM »
i just wanted to see if the word the situation really auto posted a picture of the situation . fucking brilliant

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #334 on: December 29, 2009, 11:26:17 PM »
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Aww you beat me to it!
THAT'S what she said to the ? Now that's a sticky situation. If I was the situation, I'd probably save MTV viewers about 40 minutes of watching the situation and punch snickers in the face, causing a situation to occur in the hottub and withholding on a situation occurring at a bar later on in the show.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #335 on: December 29, 2009, 11:41:11 PM »
excuse the double post but..

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #336 on: December 30, 2009, 12:37:40 AM »
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #338 on: January 01, 2010, 11:10:40 AM »
is ronnies brother a fuckin gimp or something?

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #339 on: January 01, 2010, 11:43:49 AM »

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #340 on: January 01, 2010, 02:45:03 PM »
time for another episode breakdown

ronnies mom = ultimate guido momma. into tanning and fights? no wonder she spawned such a masterpiece of guido technology

dont call snooki fat when in jwowws in earshot. that verbal beef will be converted to physical slugs

the situation trying to pick up ladies after the snooki punch out. the situation gets himself into quite the situations

dj pauly d playing the set

vinnys real confession about how much he likes to fist pump and build the beat up

pauly d and the situation hearing about their reputation as the new hook up kings on the shore

vinny hooking up with t-shirt dorks gurl. ohhh my
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #341 on: January 01, 2010, 03:21:30 PM »
"I look over in the corner, I see punches being thrown, hair being pulled, and i'm like "oh my god!! how do I get in this?""

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #342 on: January 01, 2010, 03:41:47 PM »
thank you slap for introducing me to this show
thank you
i think i was,anyways

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #343 on: January 03, 2010, 02:24:47 AM »
When Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was on The Wendy Williams Show she responded to the criticism stating:
"The Italian, whatever, national, whatever their organization is, they don’t understand that 'guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves... They are old-fashioned. They don't know that; they think it's offensive, because maybe in their time it was offensive, but now it's kind of a compliment. So they don't understand that and that is what we are trying to say. They are way overreacting to the show. We're 22 to 29 just having fun at the shore. They are just taking it way out of proportion."

She's a genius.


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #344 on: January 03, 2010, 09:11:21 AM »
i loved on SNL when that guy dressed like the situation and then the situation said we have a situation and then pulled up his shirt meaning his abs are the situation cause situation situation situation situation situation situation situation

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #345 on: January 03, 2010, 10:28:30 AM »
I'm in a happy
Bitches call me pussy, the horse filler.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #346 on: January 03, 2010, 12:29:20 PM »
cant let this ingenious snooki quote go to waste

"i dont eat lobsters, they're alive when you kill them."
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #347 on: January 03, 2010, 01:59:26 PM »
She is a vet tech, mad empathy

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #348 on: January 03, 2010, 02:47:50 PM »
yeah that vet tech shit was hilarious.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #349 on: January 03, 2010, 07:17:02 PM »


"thats the sit-uation" what a tool!

haha shows so good.

love how they all have "eeees" in the end of their names

i.e. Pauly Vinny Mikey Stevey Ronnie Tammy Snooki





oh yeah....


situation
would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #350 on: January 03, 2010, 09:15:09 PM »
I finally got around to watching the show today, and as captivating as it was, I really need to watch it from the beginning. Anyone got a link?
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #351 on: January 03, 2010, 09:56:54 PM »
i should keep my snooki fantasies to myself


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #352 on: January 03, 2010, 09:58:43 PM »
I finally got around to watching the show today, and as captivating as it was, I really need to watch it from the beginning. Anyone got a link?

http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/video.jhtml?filter=fulleps


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #353 on: January 04, 2010, 12:13:44 AM »
i tried to sit through a whole episode, i just can't do it. 
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #354 on: January 04, 2010, 04:33:06 AM »
"these girls weren't ho ers. they were like regular people."

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #355 on: January 04, 2010, 05:02:34 AM »
situation?


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #356 on: January 04, 2010, 07:55:40 AM »
situation was they had brought some girls back to the beach house and weren't really feeling them because it seemed like they'd have to put in too much work before they could hook it up

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #357 on: January 04, 2010, 02:54:02 PM »
has the situation not fucked one girl yet? like shit how long have they been there now? 2-3 weeks?
i'm stoked to see what happens to vinny next week. finally he gets some air time.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #358 on: January 04, 2010, 03:10:37 PM »

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #359 on: January 04, 2010, 03:26:02 PM »
As an Italian-American who lives in New Jersey, Guido is still definitely a fuckin offensive term. They are Guidos and I don't want to be associated with that shit.