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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #360 on: January 04, 2010, 05:04:10 PM »
You're just mad because your hair moves when you get in the water.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #361 on: January 04, 2010, 05:37:50 PM »
Michael Cera FTW!


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #362 on: January 04, 2010, 06:46:18 PM »
Michael Cera FTW!



Arrested Development and Jersey Shore in the same room. I think the universe just imploded.



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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #363 on: January 04, 2010, 07:35:36 PM »
Those girls are going to be so bummed when they eventually find out how ugly they all are.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #364 on: January 04, 2010, 11:08:48 PM »
Sitch creepin' girls after Snickers is KO'd. Lawl.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #365 on: January 05, 2010, 12:09:21 AM »
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Michael Cera FTW!


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Arrested Development and Jersey Shore in the same room. I think the universe just imploded.
Can someone contact Michael Cera and gnar him?

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #366 on: January 05, 2010, 02:10:33 AM »
Michael Cera FTW!



Possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen...

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #367 on: January 05, 2010, 02:20:46 AM »


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #368 on: January 05, 2010, 06:29:48 AM »
i love that ronnie is all freaking out because he didnt get to hit someone, while situation is laying out on the carpet eating doritos.

i cant wait until ronnie tackles someone this week. my guess is that vinnie will jump around in the background talking about how he "almost" beat someones ass.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #369 on: January 05, 2010, 07:14:31 AM »
I definitely lol'd at that last photo.
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #370 on: January 05, 2010, 07:20:26 AM »
You're just mad because your hair moves when you get in the water.

don't let the spiky hair fool you, i ain't no punk

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #371 on: January 05, 2010, 08:08:55 AM »
in a related story...

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #372 on: January 05, 2010, 11:49:49 AM »
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/event.php?eid=231862133037&ref=nf

fuck this. this is going too far. it bums me out to see any shitty dj getting paid to do a set at a shitty bar but this is so far beyond that. watching pauly d on the show makes me laugh but knowing that he's making stacks touring as a dj makes me want to cry.

but then again he must be desperate to do a set in winnipeg.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #373 on: January 05, 2010, 11:59:52 AM »
ohh mah gawd

"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #374 on: January 05, 2010, 12:17:19 PM »
HAHAHAHAH ;D ;D
i think i was,anyways

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #375 on: January 05, 2010, 06:08:07 PM »
As an Italian-American who lives in New Jersey, Guido is still definitely a fuckin offensive term. They are Guidos and I don't want to be associated with that shit.

now you kinda almost a lil bit know what black people (michelle obama, bill cosby, ray barbee, theotis, devine) feel like when confused with NIGGAS(lil kim, uncle raukus, gucci mane, twaun, terry)

for entertainment purposes most viewers like their niggas niggery and their wops guido

however people generalize


i like how snooki flipped it on some tribe called quest shit



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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #376 on: January 07, 2010, 08:25:58 PM »
Not stoked that I have to choose between Jersey Shore and Celebrity Rehab on Thursday nights.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #377 on: January 07, 2010, 09:23:35 PM »
Jesus, Ronnie fucked that guy up!!!

I wish sweetheart woulda got rocked though.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #378 on: January 07, 2010, 10:15:11 PM »
that was probably the best episode yet... i died whenthey played an elephant soundtrack against a shot of the night sky after the scene where the girl hit snookie... like there was just some elephent out there, still roaming the streets of jersey

lol situation said that girl "showed up with two body guards" i would genuinely like chilling with these guys.  ronnie and all the girls can get fucked though

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #379 on: January 07, 2010, 10:26:11 PM »
Jesus, Ronnie fucked that guy up!!!

I wish sweetheart woulda got rocked though.

woah, bro. woah. she was tramatized, okay?
fuck her, she's a bitch, bro.... bro.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #380 on: January 07, 2010, 11:04:43 PM »
sam fucking sucks so much FFFFUUUUUU


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #381 on: January 08, 2010, 02:02:22 AM »
fred flinstone needs to stop antagonizin'

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #382 on: January 08, 2010, 10:44:01 AM »
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GTL baby, it's how we do it

i was glad vinny got some screen time. im liking him more. he's definitely the straight man in this comedy act but he still has some silliness in him. after hooking up with the t-shirt dorks tramp he went straight for the sistuation. how noble of him
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"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"

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I don't know where you get your facts. The first generation of My Little Ponies were made by Hasbro, not the Khmer Rouge. And Hasbro hasn't made toys out of human skulls since the 1960's.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #383 on: January 08, 2010, 01:06:31 PM »
God I love that fight after snickers told those three women to leave.

Situation "I mean these broads probably smelled the food at the house."

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #384 on: January 08, 2010, 01:47:16 PM »
its fucking killing me that im seriously getting into this show. when this episode ended and i saw the preview for the next, a little bit of me wanted to start fist pumping like a champion.....
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #385 on: January 08, 2010, 04:44:16 PM »
I saw last night's episode today at work with some other co-workers. Best Friday ever. Ronnie's right hook to full mount no homo. Amazing.

Not sure if it's been stated here yet, but Season 2 with the same cast is signed on for next year, and there is a Snooki sex tape up for grabs for $1 -3 million.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #386 on: January 08, 2010, 04:46:48 PM »
I saw last night's episode today at work with some other co-workers. Best Friday ever. Ronnie's right hook to full mount no homo. Amazing.

Not sure if it's been stated here yet, but Season 2 with the same cast is signed on for next year, and there is a Snooki sex tape up for grabs for $1 -3 million.

Ew, I'll pay that so no one has to see it.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #387 on: January 08, 2010, 04:48:21 PM »
You know you want to see it. It's like that stink you have to keep smelling, or that goatse you have to keep looking at.

It's like how fast I jumped onto downloading the Chyna porno. Yeah, it looked like a dick, but it's still rubbable.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #388 on: January 08, 2010, 05:30:23 PM »
Snooki sex tape up for grabs for $1 -3 million.

I'll pay any price.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #389 on: January 08, 2010, 05:56:52 PM »