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skatebort · « **Reply #450 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:18:06 PM »

...and for that matter, this all-too-embarrassing picture should come up every time someone types ronnie

bumptobar · « **Reply #451 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:37:33 PM »

I disagree with both those suggestions. Lets not get carried away with swapping words with photos.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #452 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:46:48 PM »

I agree with Nick.

carbonite · « **Reply #453 on:** January 17, 2010, 05:21:10 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on January 17, 2010, 11:31:15 AM

GTL

what do they take to the laundry? they only wear t-shirts and jeans. Ronnie wore a white button-up once or some shit. if they seriously get their t-shirts and jeans laundered at a laundromat that's the fuckin weirdest thing about any of those fucks.

Blue Fescue · « **Reply #454 on:** January 17, 2010, 05:34:43 PM »

They don't wash anything, they just have to go there. They are obsessive compulsive.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #455 on:** January 17, 2010, 05:58:25 PM »

It's their daily routine.

Sometimes they "GTL remix" where they throw a haircut somewhere in the day.

someonestolemyidentity · « **Reply #456 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:09:14 PM »

i LOVE these crackas

they are seriously white niggers

drunk, loud, ignorant, arrogant, etc

i seriously almost died laughin when snooki said

"im not a guido, ima guidette"

this shit is the best shit since the the episode when martin and gina broke up

Quote from: All Hail Wu Welsh on January 15, 2010, 08:07:37 PM

me and my roommate we're just having a heated debate, who do you think wins a no holds barred cage match

the great CT from the challenges

VS.

ronnie

my money is on CT, that dude is a fuckin wolverine and cannot be stopped

"one shot kid"

ronnie tries to avoid fighting sober or drunk cuz he knows he can fuck shit up, ct only wiles out on the sauce

ronnie is more dangerous

darrel would sheffey both these fucks, golden gloves all day

Quote from: Chiguy on January 16, 2010, 04:23:06 PM

I don't understand why people antagonize Ronnie.

Of all people you pick the biggest, roided up one to pick fights with

me neither, 15 minutes of fame, for 15 days in the fuckin hospital dont add up

lem · « **Reply #457 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:34:52 PM »

Quote from: skatebort on January 17, 2010, 04:18:06 PM

...and for that matter, this all-too-embarrassing picture should come up every time someone types ronnie

If any word would be a picture swap for Ronnie, it's bro. Or breh, however the fuck he says it.

I gotta hand it to the situation, that girl he picks up before the Snooki rolls incident was actually a damn cutie.

Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace · « **Reply #458 on:** January 18, 2010, 06:25:20 AM »

Quote from: lem on January 17, 2010, 08:34:52 PM

Quote from: skatebort on January 17, 2010, 04:18:06 PM
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...and for that matter, this all-too-embarrassing picture should come up every time someone types ronnie

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If any word would be a picture swap for Ronnie, it's bro. Or breh, however the fuck he says it.

I gotta hand it to the , that girl he picks up before the Snooki rolls incident was actually a damn cutie.

Its a known fact of the world. Fat, unattractive women are put on to this earth to bring down thin, attractive women.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #459 on:** January 18, 2010, 06:30:03 AM »

This is from Pauly D's facebook.

Ok I understand im Kinda a role Model now but Woahhhh !!!

busey · « **Reply #460 on:** January 18, 2010, 06:41:13 AM »

is next week the last episode?

Sleazy · « **Reply #461 on:** January 18, 2010, 07:38:00 AM »

how could there be a conversation about who's the baddest reality brawler without mentioning j wow

SFblah · « **Reply #462 on:** January 18, 2010, 07:46:06 AM »

SFblah · « **Reply #463 on:** January 18, 2010, 07:50:02 AM »

I just realized something when Wu Welsh posted that pic of CT. At least one of these crackas is gonna end up on the Gauntlet. How fucking awesome will that be? Can you imagine The Situation in there trying to get him some from a few of those seriously crazy bitches?

rauce · « **Reply #464 on:** January 18, 2010, 08:22:58 AM »

the situation

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #465 on:** January 18, 2010, 08:29:03 AM »

Quote from: busey on January 18, 2010, 06:41:13 AM

is next week the last episode?

Have you booked a reservation for a finale party yet? I have.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #466 on:** January 18, 2010, 08:58:29 AM »

i'm sad that it's time to close this chapter. I've heard rumors that they've already signed on to do another season with the same cast members. can you imagine next season? they have to go bigger and more violent. Snookie getting hit int the face with a grenade? the situation starts waiting outside the seaside heights middle school for easier prey? DJ Pauly D grows his hair an extra inch?

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #467 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:01:43 AM »

Sitch at a middle school = mind blown

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #468 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:12:31 AM »

and when i say snookie getting hit in the face with a grenade, i mean it in the way they use it on the show. as in someone throwing a full grown ugly woman at snookie's head.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #469 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:42:20 AM »

Video number 3.

http://gawker.com/5449073/jersey-shore-the-wild-animals-of-atlantic-city/gallery/

sven thorkel · « **Reply #470 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:34:23 PM »

so me and my friends were talking outside of a building and this chick asked if we wanted a smoke. we all declined and i thought she had entered the building so i asked outloud "was she wearing jwoww pants?". my friend replied with "shes right behind you" and then i look over and shes storming off. i bet she has never been dissed by such a loser, props to all da undadogs

Bobbito · « **Reply #471 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:47:21 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on January 18, 2010, 09:42:20 AM

Video number 3.

http://gawker.com/5449073/jersey-shore-the-wild-animals-of-atlantic-city/gallery/

to be honest I was about to write that I'm over this show after trying to watch episode 7 but after this video I take that back

starsaligned · « **Reply #472 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:50:10 PM »

ey bro lets go creep at the club
yeah bro lets go creep on some girls, lets go creepin
sick bro!

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #473 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:10:59 PM »

You know, maybe I am missing the appeal of Seaside as a beachside getaway, but it seems like for a bunch of people at a beach house, they never go to the beach.

Sleazy · « **Reply #474 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:37:57 PM »

no house music on the beach bro

gotta battle them beats!

SFblah · « **Reply #475 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:07:06 PM »

Quote from: The Gipper on January 18, 2010, 02:10:59 PM

You know, maybe I am missing the appeal of Seaside as a beachside getaway, but it seems like for a bunch of people at a beach house, they never go to the beach.

Haha, nice observation. However, why do you need to go to the beach when you already look like an oompa loompa?

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #476 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:13:37 PM »

Quote from: SFblah on January 18, 2010, 03:07:06 PM

Quote from: The Gipper on January 18, 2010, 02:10:59 PM
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You know, maybe I am missing the appeal of Seaside as a beachside getaway, but it seems like for a bunch of people at a beach house, they never go to the beach.
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Haha, nice observation. However, why do you need to go to the beach when you already look like an oompa loompa?

Idunno, I always thought swimming in the ocean was nice.

All Hail Wu Welsh · « **Reply #477 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:27:43 PM »

another hilarious thing I've found about the show is that though they live literally steps from the beach, they all drive out of there way almost every day to go tanning

sven thorkel · « **Reply #478 on:** January 18, 2010, 06:04:27 PM »

Quote from: The Gipper on January 18, 2010, 03:13:37 PM

Quote from: SFblah on January 18, 2010, 03:07:06 PM
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Quote from: The Gipper on January 18, 2010, 02:10:59 PM
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You know, maybe I am missing the appeal of Seaside as a beachside getaway, but it seems like for a bunch of people at a beach house, they never go to the beach.
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Haha, nice observation. However, why do you need to go to the beach when you already look like an oompa loompa?
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Idunno, I always thought swimming in the ocean was nice.

maybe im jumping to conclusions here and have a skewed perception from watching the toxic avenger, but is the ocean in that area any good to swim in? i just picture myself swimming beside a hunk of uranium and then just getting bummed. well, maybe if they figure how to do some nuclear fission they could use that uranium for tanning

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #479 on:** January 18, 2010, 06:08:33 PM »

Meh, I'm sure you'd want to take a shower afterwards, but I don't think its unswimmable by any means.