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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #480 on: January 18, 2010, 06:21:24 PM »
The water weight caused by the steroids in their bodies make it impossible for them to swim? Only float? Replace steroids for boobs and you might have an explanation for JWOW and Snooki.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #481 on: January 18, 2010, 06:23:02 PM »
The water is fine but you would probably tan unevenly, have to go to the laundry twice that day and you don't build muscle lying on the sand.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #482 on: January 18, 2010, 06:48:16 PM »
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« Reply #483 on: January 18, 2010, 08:23:00 PM »
the real jersey shore.




btw i havent watched the show since the 2nd episode.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #484 on: January 18, 2010, 08:57:15 PM »
The water is fine but you would probably tan unevenly, have to go to the laundry twice that day and you don't build muscle lying on the sand.
HA!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #485 on: January 18, 2010, 09:00:42 PM »
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #486 on: January 19, 2010, 09:45:07 AM »
the real jersey shore.




btw i havent watched the show since the 2nd episode.
The show gets better everyweek so your might wanna take advantage of one of mtv's daily jersey shore marathons and catch up

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #487 on: January 20, 2010, 12:03:11 AM »
He really is everyone

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0f7Muu8izqA/S1ZoRgsDeVI/AAAAAAAABpg/p-xKScJAy_E/s1600/MATTthe_situatio n.jpg[/img


close the bracket and close the gap between the o and the n to see it

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #488 on: January 20, 2010, 03:24:22 AM »
He really is everyone

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0f7Muu8izqA/S1ZoRgsDeVI/AAAAAAAABpg/p-xKScJAy_E/s1600/MATTthe_situatio n.jpg[/img


close the bracket and close the gap between the o and the n to see it
:)That blog is awesome! Is there any reason you didn't close the gap yourself? Did you want to drive more traffic to the blog? I wanted to quote it and make it visible and then I thought that maybe you had a reason because obviously you did it on purpose...
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #489 on: January 20, 2010, 08:01:54 AM »
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Leave it to a promoter in Toronto to fail at the spelling.


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Hopefully its gonna actually be a surprise tranny show.

lol.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #490 on: January 20, 2010, 09:52:42 AM »
I'm starting to think that dressing like a Guido might be like when people got obsessed with the 80s a couple years ago. At first, the 80s was funny and gay. Then before you know it, people were going crazy for high-tops, tight-pants, etc...

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #491 on: January 20, 2010, 12:32:41 PM »
Damn Ronnie on some math shit - "Me and sammie left the club at 4, we got there at 12 so it had been 5 hours"

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #492 on: January 20, 2010, 12:41:45 PM »
Damn Ronnie on some math shit - "Me and sammie left the club at 4, we got there at 12 so it had been 5 hours"
Not to mention the fact that it actually took him 3 shots to take that one guy out.
Seeing that dude go out in one blow makes me think that first dude that he kicked the shit out of was tough as nails. He took several direct hits to the head and still walked away from it.
also the link is likely split because of this picture: situation
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #493 on: January 20, 2010, 01:16:25 PM »
Damn Ronnie on some math shit - "Me and sammie left the club at 4, we got there at 12 so it had been 5 hours"

daylight savings time bro
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #494 on: January 20, 2010, 04:24:05 PM »
I'm starting to think that dressing like a Guido might be like when people got obsessed with the 80s a couple years ago. At first, the 80s was funny and gay. Then before you know it, people were going crazy for high-tops, tight-pants, etc...
Thats a little different though because at the same time sk8erz got popular too and people thought that's how skateboarders dressed (thanks Phagrell). Regardless though, let's hope things won't turn out the guido way.

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« Reply #495 on: January 20, 2010, 05:23:23 PM »
I'm starting to think that dressing like a Guido might be like when people got obsessed with the 80s a couple years ago. At first, the 80s was funny and gay. Then before you know it, people were going crazy for high-tops, tight-pants, etc...

the amount of 'guido themed parties' ive been seeing is absurd, eventually it wont even be a themed party and people will show up dressed like that to be "funny"

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Damn Ronnie on some math shit - "Me and sammie left the club at 4, we got there at 12 so it had been 5 hours"
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also the link is likely split because of this picture:

yea, the picture is nic cage as the situation

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« Reply #496 on: January 20, 2010, 08:51:37 PM »
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Damn Ronnie on some math shit - "Me and sammie left the club at 4, we got there at 12 so it had been 5 hours"
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daylight savings time bro


lol at me bro. lol at me.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #497 on: January 20, 2010, 09:16:15 PM »
we need to be up on some mortal kombat mirror match shit:
 
situation  VS  situation  at the PIT!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #498 on: January 21, 2010, 12:34:04 AM »
"Judging by the state of the economy and world at large, looks like we get to be the fucked generation." - Mouth


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #499 on: January 21, 2010, 06:07:30 AM »
Did they dress awesome or what?
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #500 on: January 21, 2010, 08:12:09 AM »
the real jersey shore.




btw i havent watched the show since the 2nd episode.

These people are our parents.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #501 on: January 21, 2010, 12:39:19 PM »
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #502 on: January 21, 2010, 12:54:14 PM »
Last episode is on tonight!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #503 on: January 21, 2010, 01:48:04 PM »
http://upnorthtrips.com/post/346372546/complex-presents-jersey-shore-soundbaord

YOU ARE EXCLUDED FROM SURF N TURF NIGHT

haha the only vinny one is the pink eye

some of you gentleman will get pranked called with this soundboard

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #504 on: January 21, 2010, 02:43:53 PM »
http://upnorthtrips.com/post/346372546/complex-presents-jersey-shore-soundbaord

YOU ARE EXCLUDED FROM SURF N TURF NIGHT

I randomly clicked a Sammi one and it was the "Yes, I had sex, like hello" one. I then randomly clicked a Ronnie one hoping for the magical follow-up, and, what do you know, "Yeah, we smushed" blessed my speakers.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #505 on: January 21, 2010, 08:14:35 PM »
"don't let the spike hair fool you, like, i'm not a bitch" -DJ pauly D
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #506 on: January 21, 2010, 08:31:38 PM »
Angelina's ten minutes on the Reunion fucking kills it.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #507 on: January 21, 2010, 08:58:10 PM »
its over...............................................

life will not be the same on thursdays anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #508 on: January 21, 2010, 09:00:44 PM »
I'm actually kind of depressed right now.

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« Reply #509 on: January 21, 2010, 09:12:29 PM »
So some people from my work pulled some pretty awesome shit last night.

They do this skit on the show where one girl mimics Snooki, bronzes herself, eats a pickle, etc.

They called up this douchey bar down the street called Lobby. They just wanted to shoot a skit there.

Well, turns out, the receptionist overheard fake-Snooki talking to the manager arranging the visit. By the time you knew it, every media blitz in Toronto found out. Every regular Canadian entertainment reporter was there. Entertainment Tonight, eTalk, etc. All those tabloid shows.

Well, they arrived to see our friend sitting there on a couch all brown, boobied, eating a pickle. The look of disappointment on their faces was hilarious.

Later, the owner said the press was actually really bummed out about seeing a fake Snooki. I guess a bunch of douchebags were even claming that they even saw Snooki. Most reporters actually stuck around in case she showed up later, and hoped our fake Snooki wasn't a joke being played on them.

Poor Canadian paparazzi. You are so not good at your job.