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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #600 on: February 05, 2010, 08:53:52 AM »
no joke, those bitches wouldn't know what hit em

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #601 on: February 05, 2010, 10:35:36 AM »
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I heard on the radio here, they're considering sending these guys to the Hamptons for season 2.
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That would be amazing. Those incredibly wealthy white people would be scared shit-less.
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the hamptons would never be the same after a fist pumping assualt of this magnitude
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It would be nice to see the rich ass grenades get put in their place

actually the hamptons  get pretty guido too, not to the degree that the shore does but you'd be suprise how many fist pumper clubs they have out there in the summer, it's not all champagne and country clubs out there(though most of it is)

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #602 on: February 05, 2010, 10:39:40 AM »
SOUNDS RIGHT UP MOST OF YOU FAGS' ALLEY
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #603 on: February 05, 2010, 01:36:29 PM »
was growing up gotti set in the hamptons?
those boys we're the og guido supremo
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #604 on: February 05, 2010, 01:41:50 PM »
Yea the Hamptons are a more upscale guido spot.

But guido's abound none-the-less.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #605 on: February 05, 2010, 01:53:26 PM »
i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #606 on: February 05, 2010, 02:10:22 PM »
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the real jersey shore.




btw i havent watched the show since the 2nd episode.
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These people are our parents.

would. every one of them.
i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #607 on: February 05, 2010, 03:40:22 PM »
Yea the Hamptons are a more upscale guido spot.

But guido's abound none-the-less.
When I think "upscale" in terms of places like that hamptons, I think trashy. Think about it, Ed Hardy, expensive nightclubs, feeling above doing manual labor and quitting your job and leaving vacation early because you refuse to do it. These people are spoiled rich kids with no class or tact. The hamptons would be perfect for them.

I've never understood why people assume money makes you act classy or tactful, usually it goes the other way.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #608 on: February 06, 2010, 09:21:22 AM »
So I'm still in New York, and the only thing I'm looking for is that Ed Hardy vodka. I don't want to find it at a duty free store. I need to find it in a bodega.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #609 on: February 06, 2010, 09:46:25 AM »
I guess she's become an internet meme.



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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #610 on: February 06, 2010, 12:56:18 PM »
Ok, apparently some guy posted this Snooki PNG on his blog http://seanahern.tumblr.com/post/371160792 and is encouraging people to photoshop her.  I'm sure many of you can do some good ones so get to it.



The Chive has some good ones so far.
http://thechive.com/2010/02/05/snooki-bomber-photoshop-meme-23-photos-and-growing/




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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #611 on: February 06, 2010, 02:33:48 PM »
That last pic will haunt me for nights.


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #612 on: February 06, 2010, 02:47:57 PM »
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I'd put Ahlee and Boston in charge of casting...
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Just make it an all massachusetts cast, we all talk funny

I don't have the accent, but my drinking name's Saucy Ragú.. that's pretty Italian I'd say.

And good on ya BB, I'm so jealous you went.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #613 on: February 06, 2010, 05:06:44 PM »
This just popped up in my facebook feed.

Seriously. Try not to smile when you see this.











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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #614 on: February 06, 2010, 05:13:25 PM »
I'm proud of you, BB

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #615 on: February 08, 2010, 09:02:55 AM »
this Bill Simmons "podcast" (the one on the page below from 1/26) about the show is kind of funny...they discuss CT vs. Ronnie as well as the possibility of a JS/"The Challenge" crossover:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=2864045


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #616 on: February 18, 2010, 05:27:22 PM »
Until next season, I would like to conclude with this facebook photo on Pauly D's account and behold... the comments section.


http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31011401&id=1486032738

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #617 on: February 18, 2010, 06:23:35 PM »
this Bill Simmons "podcast" (the one on the page below from 1/26) about the show is kind of funny...they discuss CT vs. Ronnie as well as the possibility of a JS/"The Challenge" crossover:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=2864045


that would be unfucking believable.seeing that would be tv gold.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #618 on: February 18, 2010, 07:16:57 PM »
Until next season, I would like to conclude with this facebook photo on Pauly D's account and behold... the comments section.


http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31011401&id=1486032738

Does that chick have two sets of boobs stacked on top of eachother?
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #619 on: February 18, 2010, 07:37:45 PM »
i live 15 minutes from seaside and i can honestly say going there sucks in the summer, too many douches. watching the drunk guys fight the cops is funny though

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #620 on: February 18, 2010, 08:00:37 PM »
im still throwing jersey shore parties. one tomorrow night. i'm going to supercuts to get my blowout freshened up at lunch, and i got a perfect CK allover print V-neck. so hyped.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #621 on: February 18, 2010, 09:16:21 PM »
im still throwing jersey shore parties. one tomorrow night. i'm going to supercuts to get my blowout freshened up at lunch, and i got a perfect CK allover print V-neck. so hyped.
Dude, I think you are just slowly becoming a guido. Happened to me with the word hella. Hated it, used it mockingly, suddenly it got less mocking and more regular, before you knew it I hella loved that word.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #622 on: February 18, 2010, 09:20:13 PM »
i might be mid-stage in my metamorphosis right now.  is this the feeling a caterpillar gets before it turns into a butterfly, or rather the feeling a productive person gets before alcoholism?

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #623 on: February 18, 2010, 11:28:43 PM »
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im still throwing jersey shore parties. one tomorrow night. i'm going to supercuts to get my blowout freshened up at lunch, and i got a perfect CK allover print V-neck. so hyped.
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Dude, I think you are just slowly becoming a guido. Happened to me with the word hella. Hated it, used it mockingly, suddenly it got less mocking and more regular, before you knew it I hella loved that word.
You aren't even using it properly...

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #624 on: February 20, 2010, 03:40:41 PM »
so i am going through this thread because i finally watched all the episodes online and i'm only at page 10. but i had to point out that no one on this thread, so far in the ten pages, noticed when snooks gets punched the guy standing next to her also gets punched. meaning the situation they were in was in fact a double punch situation.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #625 on: February 20, 2010, 09:12:01 PM »
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im still throwing jersey shore parties. one tomorrow night. i'm going to supercuts to get my blowout freshened up at lunch, and i got a perfect CK allover print V-neck. so hyped.
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Dude, I think you are just slowly becoming a guido. Happened to me with the word hella. Hated it, used it mockingly, suddenly it got less mocking and more regular, before you knew it I hella loved that word.
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You aren't even using it properly...
What the fuck do you know? Hella can be used in hella ways.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #626 on: March 13, 2010, 10:05:40 AM »

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Re: Jersey Shore
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #628 on: March 15, 2010, 10:47:44 AM »
How are you going to have Jersey Shore NOT at the Jersey Shore?  I mean, Im glad theyre not coming back being from Jersey, but thats kind of stupid.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #629 on: April 12, 2010, 06:05:24 AM »
They announced that Jersey Shore season 2 will take place back at Seaside Heights, again.  I guess they started filming it in Miami and then shifted it back to Jersey.  Maybe somebody got killed and they switch locations.  I think that happened on a season of the Real World once.

In other news, they're starting a 'Persian' show about the same thing...so any Slap heads that are 'persian', get the fuck on that show please.