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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #660 on: July 06, 2010, 02:30:15 PM »
words cannot describe my excitement for this

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #661 on: July 07, 2010, 06:39:42 PM »
:28 of that trailer
Pauly repping LOVE shirt.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #662 on: July 08, 2010, 05:00:40 AM »
I wish they would drop Boosh in that show.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #663 on: July 26, 2010, 03:45:59 AM »
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #664 on: July 27, 2010, 10:52:09 PM »
http://www.brightonbeachshow.com/

Should be good...

hahahh what a finding man! them russians sure are some crazy folks

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #665 on: July 28, 2010, 08:05:53 AM »
so hyped, the new trailer looks awesome. vinnie slaying all the ho's and lots of cat fights and grenades.

it's on tomorrow? is that right?

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #666 on: July 28, 2010, 10:13:20 AM »
If you guys are talking about the Miami or Florida version of the Jersey Shore, I've been watching it and its so funny. None of the guys can get any pussy because all the chicks watched the first season on tv. So the Jersey Shore guys just bitch and complain and make fun of each other for not bringing home a 10.

And if they do bring home girls they just eat pizza and talk. hahaha it's a fail every night for those guys, its fucking great.



edit: I don't know what I've been watching
« Last Edit: July 28, 2010, 10:27:18 AM by Giovanni Falcone »

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #667 on: July 28, 2010, 10:57:21 AM »
I want to borrow your time machine.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #668 on: July 28, 2010, 02:47:26 PM »
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #669 on: July 28, 2010, 06:19:37 PM »
If you guys are talking about the Miami or Florida version of the Jersey Shore, I've been watching it and its so funny. None of the guys can get any pussy because all the chicks watched the first season on tv. So the Jersey Shore guys just bitch and complain and make fun of each other for not bringing home a 10.

And if they do bring home girls they just eat pizza and talk. hahaha it's a fail every night for those guys, its fucking great.



edit: I don't know what I've been watching

I laughed so hard. It sounds like you actually did see it though.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #670 on: July 28, 2010, 06:24:25 PM »
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If you guys are talking about the Miami or Florida version of the Jersey Shore, I've been watching it and its so funny. None of the guys can get any pussy because all the chicks watched the first season on tv. So the Jersey Shore guys just bitch and complain and make fun of each other for not bringing home a 10.

And if they do bring home girls they just eat pizza and talk. hahaha it's a fail every night for those guys, its fucking great.



edit: I don't know what I've been watching
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I laughed so hard. It sounds like you actually did see it though.
It kinda does, though I would imagine the girls at the clubs they go to probably give it up more since they are famous.
Jersey Shore dreams?
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #671 on: July 28, 2010, 08:33:25 PM »
http://www.thedailytechnews.com/jersey-shore-season-2-premiere-july-29-2010-0958.html
Angelina doesn't last long, and a new mystery guidette will be introduced.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #672 on: July 28, 2010, 09:43:07 PM »
http://www.thedailytechnews.com/jersey-shore-season-2-premiere-july-29-2010-0958.html
Angelina doesn't last long, and a new mystery guidette will be introduced.

I read an article on that in the New York Herald while I was on break today, her name's Deena Nicole Cortese. She's going to be on Season 3 though, and she's a friend of Snooki's. Here's a funny link. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/28/new-jersey-shore-cast-member-new-jersey-native-uses-n-word/ I think she's going to kill it, if she isn't already.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #673 on: July 28, 2010, 10:25:38 PM »
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http://www.thedailytechnews.com/jersey-shore-season-2-premiere-july-29-2010-0958.html
Angelina doesn't last long, and a new mystery guidette will be introduced.
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I read an article on that in the New York Herald while I was on break today, her name's Deena Nicole Cortese. She's going to be on Season 3 though, and she's a friend of Snooki's. Here's a funny link. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/28/new-jersey-shore-cast-member-new-jersey-native-uses-n-word/ I think she's going to kill it, if she isn't already.
Why does that article have a link to the definition of cheerleader?
It should have had a link to that chicks slutty photos.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #674 on: July 28, 2010, 11:31:09 PM »
People like these are why the world hates the US, and I love it. it's about time the situation picture starts to pop up when we say the situation again.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2010, 10:38:25 AM by jimi420 »

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #675 on: July 28, 2010, 11:36:09 PM »
what's with the situation thinking he has good abs? they seriously look like this:
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #676 on: July 29, 2010, 05:21:02 AM »
it's about time the situation picture starts to pop up when we say the situation again.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #677 on: July 29, 2010, 05:43:26 AM »
I did not appreciate the removal of the filters in the first place.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #678 on: July 29, 2010, 09:07:59 AM »
+1 vote on the pictures thing. We need that shit.
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #679 on: July 29, 2010, 11:07:34 AM »


i pray to the situation at night.
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #680 on: July 29, 2010, 08:04:20 PM »
"we're washing clothes in the sink like pilgrims in the '20s."

fav quote of the episode

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #681 on: July 29, 2010, 09:04:50 PM »
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If you guys are talking about the Miami or Florida version of the Jersey Shore, I've been watching it and its so funny. None of the guys can get any pussy because all the chicks watched the first season on tv. So the Jersey Shore guys just bitch and complain and make fun of each other for not bringing home a 10.

And if they do bring home girls they just eat pizza and talk. hahaha it's a fail every night for those guys, its fucking great.



edit: I don't know what I've been watching
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I laughed so hard. It sounds like you actually did see it though.
[close]
It kinda does, though I would imagine the girls at the clubs they go to probably give it up more since they are famous.
Jersey Shore dreams?

I was watching the Jersey Shore marathon and during the commercial breaks they were playing the teaser for the next season. So it kinda just blurred all together.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #682 on: July 29, 2010, 09:10:04 PM »
"we're washing clothes in the sink like pilgrims in the '20s."

fav quote of the episode
i loved how they kept ripping on that southern guy in the diner

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #683 on: July 29, 2010, 10:26:57 PM »
+2 vote on the pictures thing. We need that shit.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #684 on: July 29, 2010, 10:29:10 PM »


EDIT: 666 posts!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #685 on: July 29, 2010, 10:41:00 PM »
ronnie keeps hooking up with them grenades
i think the self-clap should be more socially acceptable

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #686 on: July 29, 2010, 10:43:00 PM »
ronnie keeps hooking up with them grenades

there are grenades, then there are landmines . . .

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #687 on: July 29, 2010, 11:32:54 PM »
Fuck I love this, the situation's facial expressions when people turn their backs is on par with Jim from The Office's. Dude is fucking quote machine.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #688 on: July 30, 2010, 02:23:41 PM »

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #689 on: July 30, 2010, 02:39:27 PM »


The definition of "obliviated" has been... terminated O B L I V I A T E D.

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