Jersey Shore

[brent]

so the girls got pissed at angelina for almost spilling the beans to sammi, then they got pissed at her for not telling sammi? what the hell is that about

[smokecrack]

new episode tonight, so it's my duty to bring this damn thread back. here's a clip of them filming SEASON 3 back at the damn shore. this vid makes me feel uncomfortable and kinda sad. they're at the beach and people just stand around them, staring. it's kinda creepy.



(on the bright side, i can't wait to see the guys try to rangle 2 sets of girls. it better be good, damn it!)

[Bobby Peru]

so the girls got pissed at angelina for almost spilling the beans to sammi, then they got pissed at her for not telling sammi? what the hell is that about

I think it's been clear since the first episode that they're all mature, rational people and they know how to handle the situation properly.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I thought last episode actually picked up on the  slow moving season. The epic mindblowing stupidity that was the fight between snooki and her "gorilla" boyfriend is amazing. It wasn't really over anything at all, and the boyfriend lived up to gorilla status perfectly.

[starvingrobot]

Holy shit, next week looks like it's gonna get good.

[saucy ragu]

Holy shit, next week looks like it's gonna get good.

I have a feeling they're going to spread it over a couple episodes, but lord I hope not. The first half of this episode was great and Ron-Sammi free, was so stoked. They're getting better. Mike's the best, the quick shot of his smiling face next to the bouncing ass had me roaring.

[frisco]

how about 'MVP's plan to extract the hot broad from the hippopotamus, that was hilarious

[frank]

the dudes hustling chicks and all gettin some pussy was sick! but then the other half of the episode went to ronnie and sammie bs that no one gives a f about. and there were so many damn commercials and all the commercials were terrible

[carbonite]

sam looks appealing as fuck w/ glasses+that hair clip
plus she's from Monmouth County
would totally take her to the Arthur Treacher's Fish n Chips @ Monmouth Mall

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

The best part was everybody tip toeing around what the letter said, except for Situation, who laughs, jokes about the fat chicks, and says its all true with a smile on his face.
Then everybody gets home and he tries to tell them about the letter, which they already know about.

[Blue Fescue]

And vinny being down to snuggle snooki this year.

[Nick..]

Can't wait till the actual fighting starts. Hopefully the next episode won't be based on either Sam or Ronnie the whole time.

[Giovanni Falcone]

Pretty convinced Jwoww is a man at this point. Ronnie with a wig. And the drunk am falling all over the place steeze is pretty funny. And the dance move with putting your hand in front of your face is definitely some clown shit.

[max power]

sammi and ronnie fucking suck. vote them off the island.

[LesbianPUNCH]

Sammi-Ronnie beef is shitting up the show.

I can't believe how dumb and naive America is.

[Donkey Lips]

Last night was a real treat. Ronnie must be a master manipulator disguised as a fucking idiot, or Sammie must just be a fucking twat...because somehow the anger of Ronnie going out man-whoring was all turned on Jenny and Snookie.

Highlights for me:
-Situation making the blonde chick sit in the smush room until he made food and ate it. Does sex to her, then calls her to take the cab home.
-Situation's face after he realized he just macked on a tranny.
-Jenny throwing Sammie's ass on the floor at the end, and then pushing her head down again.

Situation's paradox this week - "I don't see how you don't see".  The show fully redeemed itself this week.

[saucy ragu]

Last night was a real treat. Ronnie must be a master manipulator disguised as a fucking idiot, or Sammie must just be a fucking twat...because somehow the anger of Ronnie going out man-whoring was all turned on Jenny and Snookie.

Highlights for me:
-Situation making the blonde chick sit in the smush room until he made food and ate it. Does sex to her, then calls her to take the cab home.
-Situation's face after he realized he just macked on a tranny.
-Jenny throwing Sammie's ass on the floor at the end, and then pushing her head down again.

Situation's paradox this week - "I don't see how you don't see".  The show fully redeemed itself this week.

That whole thing, yes.

Sammi is a fucking half-brain. "My boyfriend is cheating on me and lying to my face and my friends found a way to tell me the truth but fuck them for ruining my super cute fantasy world." And The Situation, always coming through with the knowledge.  Pauly D, "So ... how was everyone's day?" killed me.

[Tyroneshoelaces]

this may sound absurd, but a friend of mine and i were discussing that the last episode was the first time we have seen Pauly D really drunk.   i distinctly noticed him constantly drinking bottled water all the time, also, he is rarely seen in full on "jersey shore drunk" mode.   we had even gone so far off the path of righteousness that we began to believe Pauly D didn't drink.   morons.

[Donkey Lips]

Pauly D, "So ... how was everyone's day?" killed me.

That's definitely one for the highlight reel.

[Eric Harris]

[kanton kop killers]

i was skeptical but after reading this thread i watched an episode . its like watching wild animals

[Chiguy]

Jwoww must be a beast in the bed. I just know it

[starvingrobot]

Jwoww must be a beast in the bed. I just know it

I don't know about you, but I'd like to keep my head!

[smokecrack]

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Jwoww must be a beast in the bed. I just know it

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I don't know about you, but I'd like to keep my head!

you should definitely know it's just not worth it, Chiguy. after she sleeps with you, she rips your fucking head off. keep your sexual curiosity at bay! no choon is worth your head!

finally, a hype episode. my favorite line by far was pauly d's "so....how was everyone's day?' had me crackin up. as i was watching it, i knew they were just gonna tease us by showing half of the sammi-jwoww fight. god damn mtv cliffhangers. the whole reason they're fighting is too absurd for words, but i thought it was regular that snooks was trying to get a hold of sam to TELL HER they wrote the letter and when sammi sweetheart asked who did it, they all stayed quiet. i just wanted to choke jenni and nicole. c'mon girls, man up! my other favorite lines were:

samantha: who gives a fuck?! i don't give a fuck!
jennifer: oh, you grew some balls all of a sudden?!
samantha: i always had balls, honey.
jennifer: then step up!

i was so hyped that a fight was gonna start because jwoww was telling her boyfriend about the night, mentioned pauly's fadedness, angelina tells the crew that she's kinda talking shit to her bf, vinnie instantly goes snitching like a lil girl, jwoww confronts angelina and somehow she ends up fighting ms. sweetheart. i love this show.

(ps am i the only one that drinks as this show is on? it's like a weekly ritual: watch the shore, pound some drinks. this show just makes my drinking experience so much better:)

[Jupiter]

"and thats how you get em out"

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

So when snookie said "Let's go to the bathroom, I want to dance" what she really meant was "let's go blow lines," right?

[Prison Wallet]

"and thats how you get em out"

I love his cockiness despite the fact he pulls chicks who look like Brooke Hogan.

[brent]

how can you hate this guy?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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"and thats how you get em out"

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I love his cockiness despite the fact he pulls chicks dudes who look like Brooke Hogan.

fixed.
He's nice, but he's also naughty.

And one thing that hasn't been said yet- what the fuck is up with ending the show mid fight?

[Prison Wallet]

By cutting out mid fight MTV gets two episodes out of that fight I guess. I really can't complain though, that last episode was probably the most entertaining so far.