Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154625 times)

smokecrack · « **Reply #960 on:** January 08, 2011, 04:54:44 PM »

Ronnie and Sam are so fuckin lame. i really hope they don't ruin this season.

i gotta give Vinnie props on the Ryder smoosh and even more props on that shower caddy. shit looks mad fly!

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #961 on:** January 08, 2011, 07:43:12 PM »

Quote from: saucy rag? on January 07, 2011, 04:16:30 PM

Only one good quote from The Situation this episode, but it was a banger. "If she was a holiday, she'd be Thanksgiving. Because she has so much to give, and likes a lot of stuffing."

What about "You are the blast from the past! I mean... blast in a cup!"

Oh and Deena is ugly as sin.

Tyroneshoelaces · « **Reply #962 on:** January 08, 2011, 08:10:25 PM »

great episode. this season will be amazing i am sure. sammy sure is a complete bitch, and i should hate her, but i still like her. that new girl is going to be a total shit show. only there 4 hours and getting naked and then saying "i didn't realize i was naked". dumb ho

mcpeepants · « **Reply #963 on:** January 09, 2011, 07:28:08 AM »

Quote from: smokecrack on January 08, 2011, 04:54:44 PM

Ronnie and Sam are so fuckin lame. i really hope they don't ruin this season.

i gotta give Vinnie props on the Ryder smoosh and even more props on that shower caddy. shit looks mad fly!

Well according to the preview of the next episode she leaves, but I have a feeling she'll come back anyway just because she's such a bitch. I hope Ronnie ends up fucking Jwoww, then Sammy comes back and there's a huge brawl which results in Sammy gettin' her ass kicked

magicstickyhand · « **Reply #964 on:** January 09, 2011, 07:42:22 AM »

Quote from: Tyroneshoelaces on January 08, 2011, 08:10:25 PM

great episode. this season will be amazing i am sure. sammy sure is a complete bitch, and i should hate her, but i still like her. that new girl is going to be a total shit show. only there 4 hours and getting naked and then saying "i didn't realize i was naked". dumb ho

Goddamn that new girl

Im like a walking holiday.
This season will not disappoint im pretty sure.

pmatute · « **Reply #965 on:** January 09, 2011, 09:33:02 AM »

Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 08, 2011, 07:43:12 PM

Quote from: saucy rag? on January 07, 2011, 04:16:30 PM
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Only one good quote from The Situation this episode, but it was a banger. "If she was a holiday, she'd be Thanksgiving. Because she has so much to give, and likes a lot of stuffing."
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What about "You are the blast from the past! I mean... blast in a cup!"

Oh and Deena is ugly as sin.

burm · « **Reply #966 on:** January 10, 2011, 03:09:33 AM »

Quote from: mcpeepants on January 09, 2011, 07:28:08 AM

Quote from: smokecrack on January 08, 2011, 04:54:44 PM
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Ronnie and Sam are so fuckin lame. i really hope they don't ruin this season.

i gotta give Vinnie props on the Ryder smoosh and even more props on that shower caddy. shit looks mad fly!
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Well according to the preview of the next episode she leaves, but I have a feeling she'll come back anyway just because she's such a bitch. I hope Ronnie ends up fucking Jwoww, then Sammy comes back and there's a huge brawl which results in Sammy gettin' her ass kicked?

It was a preview of the season. I'm sure she'll leave about as fast as Angelina did.

I was hoping no Ronnie and Sam this season, but let's hope they break up fast, Sam going home and Ronnie on full Hulk-mode would make up for it.

Best thing about the Sam v Jwoww fight, Ronnie didn't even step in. It looks like it was Vinnie who came to break them up, and in the aftershow thing on mtv.com Ronnie was saying "Last time Jwoww said I came and broke up the fight so this time I let them go at it"

pekkaaa · « **Reply #967 on:** January 10, 2011, 07:59:15 AM »

Quote from: Reggie Nobles on January 07, 2011, 12:55:51 PM

I need a gif of the sitch when that new ho "accidentally" stripped in front of him. Classic.

Reggie Nobles · « **Reply #968 on:** January 10, 2011, 09:02:44 AM »

Hahahah u made my day son. Somebody give this good sir a gnar

Jupiter · « **Reply #969 on:** January 10, 2011, 09:34:56 AM »

oh shi-

Locbrew · « **Reply #970 on:** January 10, 2011, 10:14:49 AM »

Quote from: SteezusChrist on January 10, 2011, 09:34:56 AM

oh shi-

clocks him fucking good.

BuddyPal · « **Reply #971 on:** January 10, 2011, 10:19:31 AM »

Deena goin' for Rookie of the Year Award!

pmatute · « **Reply #972 on:** January 10, 2011, 02:43:48 PM »

Quote from: pekkaaa on January 10, 2011, 07:59:15 AM

Quote from: Reggie Nobles on January 07, 2011, 12:55:51 PM
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I need a gif of the sitch when that new ho "accidentally" stripped in front of him. Classic.

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The look on his face is priceless

magicstickyhand · « **Reply #973 on:** January 11, 2011, 09:07:11 AM »

Thank you for creators of these!!

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #974 on:** January 11, 2011, 10:00:14 AM »

I'm disappointed in Jwoww's showing against Sammi. It didn't look like she even landed on shot. Just a lot of open hands flying through the air, and clicking noises of nails. Congrats on Vinnie slamming Ryder though.

ticklefingers · « **Reply #975 on:** January 11, 2011, 01:31:21 PM »

Quote from: pmatute on January 10, 2011, 02:43:48 PM

Quote from: pekkaaa on January 10, 2011, 07:59:15 AM
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Quote from: Reggie Nobles on January 07, 2011, 12:55:51 PM
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I need a gif of the sitch when that new ho "accidentally" stripped in front of him. Classic.

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The look on his face is priceless

MTV is brilliant. they must have put the j-shore logo there knowing someone's going to make gif's of it.

no fun · « **Reply #976 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:51:07 AM »

I cannot hear the word 'situation' and not laugh quietly to myself now

daddy · « **Reply #977 on:** January 12, 2011, 09:51:18 AM »

http://www.spankwire.com/Jersey-Shore-Parody-Lisa-Ann-Kristina-Rose/video228469/

saucy ragu · « **Reply #978 on:** January 13, 2011, 09:10:14 PM »

Yeah, I don't know what to say either. Sam ruined it for me. Fucking cunt.

juuhnuuh · « **Reply #979 on:** January 16, 2011, 04:51:19 PM »

Quote from: saucy ragú on January 13, 2011, 09:10:14 PM

Yeah, I don't know what to say either. Sam ruined it for me. Fucking cunt.

we all now sam's going home right? lets hope 1 more episode of her and then back to season 1 type antics

saucy ragu · « **Reply #980 on:** January 19, 2011, 05:17:42 PM »

Anyone catch Monday night's extra episode? It's back to awesome. Danielle the Stalker and Paula the Stumbler made reappearances, and all the dudes came through with golden lines. "Mind Condom."

eight oh eight · « **Reply #981 on:** January 19, 2011, 11:06:44 PM »

"kitchen ditchin'". classic.
snooki holding down the IFF this time around.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #982 on:** January 19, 2011, 11:22:09 PM »

Snooki sucks at pimping her penguin friend.

saucy ragu · « **Reply #983 on:** January 19, 2011, 11:31:45 PM »

Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 19, 2011, 11:22:09 PM

Snooki sucks at pimping her penguin friend.

She sucks at pimpin' herself! A bitch can't teach the trade if she can't make a quarter working the corner lone ranger style.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #984 on:** January 20, 2011, 04:04:10 AM »

Can't wait for the Ronnie and Sammie meltdown. At time I like to reflect upon the Jersey Shore cast to justify my drinking.

Chron Artest · « **Reply #985 on:** January 20, 2011, 08:34:19 AM »

Quote from: saucy rag? on January 19, 2011, 05:17:42 PM

Anyone catch Monday night's extra episode? It's back to awesome. Danielle the Stalker and Paula the Stumbler made reappearances, and all the dudes came through with golden lines. "Mind Condom."

the cameos were off the charts, i was hoping homeboy who threw up on the couch w/ snooki would show up

Bobby Peru · « **Reply #986 on:** January 20, 2011, 11:23:07 AM »

Sitch's three way attempts with Vinny and his girl and Deena and Snooki were great.

Also, you can't just come home on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

Blue Fescue · « **Reply #987 on:** January 20, 2011, 01:43:03 PM »

The amount of people on the beach watching snooki stumble around was ridiculous. and the whole vinnie breakdown of ronnie's laughs was pretty funny.

Mooley · « **Reply #988 on:** January 20, 2011, 07:16:25 PM »

Quote from: rfox on January 20, 2011, 01:43:03 PM

The amount of people on the beach watching snooki stumble around was ridiculous. and the whole vinnie breakdown of ronnie's laughs was pretty funny.

Yeah, shit's pretty awkward when they can't go to the beach without everything pretty much shutting down for them - especially with Snooki being all ridiculous like that. They must have to edit so much bullshit out from the club scenes. Definitely enjoying this season more than the last one already though.

crunk juice · « **Reply #989 on:** January 20, 2011, 08:09:01 PM »

i love this show so much. god. there are no words...

Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154625 times)

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