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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #990 on: January 20, 2011, 09:40:01 PM »
best part in the newest one was when Jwoww's tits were out on top of vinny and he said "oh no i cant breathe anymore her boobs are going to kill me"

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #991 on: January 20, 2011, 10:53:08 PM »
 :D @ stunt-double ronnie


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #992 on: January 20, 2011, 11:27:42 PM »
new girl was ready for fake ronnie cock
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #994 on: January 21, 2011, 04:35:56 AM »
new girl was ready for fake ronnie cock

Somebody get that dude a mop.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #995 on: January 25, 2011, 11:16:06 AM »
They should go to Italy for the 4th season. I picture something like when Paulie Gualtieri tried to fit in in Naples.


http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/01/25/jersey-shore-headed-to-italy-for-fourth-season/




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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #996 on: January 25, 2011, 12:05:52 PM »
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They should go to Italy for the 4th season. I picture something like when Paulie Gualtieri tried to fit in in Naples.
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http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/01/25/jersey-shore-headed-to-italy-for-fourth-season/




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They're going to stick out like sore thumbs. This should be fun to watch.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #997 on: January 25, 2011, 01:26:31 PM »
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They should go to Italy for the 4th season. I picture something like when Paulie Gualtieri tried to fit in in Naples.
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http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/01/25/jersey-shore-headed-to-italy-for-fourth-season/




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Ohhh myyy goooodddddd awesome. Now we can do the compare and contrast of Paulie Walnuts' experience with theirs. Anyone know when they'll be filming there?
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #998 on: January 25, 2011, 02:56:09 PM »
The Situation is gonna be here in Dallas for Super Bowl weekend and my gf and I are siked to get a photo with him.  Sucks that he's gonna be at one of the douchiest Affliction/Steroid clubs here, but I guess it's fitting.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #999 on: January 27, 2011, 08:40:59 PM »
ronnie is such a bitch. smh

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1000 on: January 27, 2011, 09:43:58 PM »
^^^^^ agree with that he should of just hit sammi back. best part is when sammi was yellin at ronnie and vinny came out with the cake and said hey its ryder's birthday want to come?

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1001 on: January 28, 2011, 05:51:22 AM »
Ronnie always goes hard in the paint for a minute then fizzles. Dude fucking took a punch from a chick and then cried. Here's how it should've been handled.

1. Bang Sammie raw in Season 1.
2. As soon as Sammie developed some attitude, bang another girl in her bed.
3. Sammie threatens to leave and you triple dog dare her to go through with it.

Continue with step 2 until Sam leaves. Have sex on Sam's back while she's drunkenly passed out if you have to.

Pauly is playing slow this season. Does he have a chick or something?
Ryder passed out and nobody making a play for that ass. I am disappoint.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1002 on: January 28, 2011, 06:30:31 AM »
gotta cop me sum xenadrine

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1003 on: January 28, 2011, 07:12:42 AM »
http://twitter.com/diskopo/status/29952941544710145

"Jersey Shore will have more seasons than Arrested Development. Hope you're proud of yourselves, humanity."

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1004 on: January 28, 2011, 05:48:06 PM »
super bummed sammi didn't leave and ronald did his little whimper face and took her back.  also, what happened w/ the snooki/ryder/ vinnie threesome?  and i agree w/ whoever said pauly's taking it slow... you're going to have to handle some grenades when you're playing wingman for the snitchuation (bummed he drops dimes more than he smashes em, but at least it creates drama and he's straight up about it)

well, at least the grenade horn made it's official introduction, hyped on that!


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1005 on: January 28, 2011, 07:34:50 PM »
Sammi is the worst.  Ronnie sucks too but he has some good moments.

This is a great season though so far(cept for gay ron sam moments).  Apparently they are going to italy next. Wonder how that will be.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1006 on: January 28, 2011, 07:41:58 PM »
apparently this is an old picture of jwoww

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1007 on: January 28, 2011, 07:44:32 PM »
How did I only just come across this thread?  More importantly, people actually watch this show?
it's not fantasizing if it really happened.  your gay as fuck for even thinkin about them havin sex u fagit

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1008 on: January 30, 2011, 03:51:24 AM »
after all that crying and getting clocked ronnie still sticks with sam.  now i'm really curious about what tops that when sam actually does leave.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1009 on: January 30, 2011, 04:00:11 AM »
He hasn't actually fucked another girl throughout all this bullshit, I'd imagine that would seal it.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1010 on: January 30, 2011, 12:29:15 PM »
It seems like the situation brings a girl home and then does whatever he can to avoid having sex with her.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1011 on: January 30, 2011, 01:05:08 PM »
That's because he grabs the first girl he meets and is instantly disappointed when he sees her under a normal light.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1012 on: January 30, 2011, 02:55:45 PM »
Pauly is playing slow this season. Does he have a chick or something?

I'm hoping he's still with Roscio, she ruled.

It seems like the situation brings a girl home and then does whatever he can to avoid having sex with her.

I usually crack up when he leaves a girl chilling so he can rummage a 4am meal, but he just left that girl hanging the whole night. Might've even forgot about her. She was a fox too.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1013 on: January 30, 2011, 03:27:33 PM »
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Pauly is playing slow this season. Does he have a chick or something?
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I'm hoping he's still with Roscio, she ruled.

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It seems like the situation brings a girl home and then does whatever he can to avoid having sex with her.
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I usually crack up when he leaves a girl chilling so he can rummage a 4am meal, but he just left that girl hanging the whole night. Might've even forgot about her. She was a fox too.

She might have just fallen asleep while he was rummaging around the house for condoms.

That episode made Ronnie look like such a pussy. His girl punches him in the face and he just sits there and cries about it. Vinnie getting cockblocked by that girls entire family was funny though.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1014 on: January 31, 2011, 01:14:38 AM »
Vinnie getting cockblocked by that girls entire family was funny though.

in vinnie's defense, anybody else get a gnarly "organized crime" vibe from that chicks family?

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1015 on: February 04, 2011, 11:08:32 AM »
lol @ pauly d and vinny clownin that stalker bitch

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1016 on: February 04, 2011, 11:12:42 AM »
Pauly running the phone service and clowning the shit out of Daniellethestalker. Amazing.
Sitch picking up the drunkest chicks in the bar.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1017 on: February 04, 2011, 11:48:22 AM »
once that cunt sammi leaves, this season will be so much better
You either die a hero or live long enough to watch yourself become the Berra.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1018 on: February 04, 2011, 01:39:00 PM »
Next episode looks pretty intense, and hopefully the end of every episode being focused on Ronnie and Sam.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #1019 on: February 04, 2011, 05:51:34 PM »
the house went in on danielle the stalker!  awesome!
shaking my head at homeboy spilling his guts to snooki and spoiling his own game.

fuck sammi, and big ups to deena for giving up the golden ticket after denying access!