Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154603 times)

tobey · « **Reply #1020 on:** February 04, 2011, 09:56:24 PM »

i really hope that sammi leaves soon. bitch just ruins it for me, and ronnie is becoming the biggest pussy in this season

brazillionaire · « **Reply #1021 on:** February 09, 2011, 01:03:55 PM »

last episode: "I would never in my life suck a butt!! Let's be real"

Deena hahah... she's a hip, hip lady!

Zurg · « **Reply #1022 on:** February 09, 2011, 01:37:12 PM »

is sammi gonna leave for sure? all the clips of her leaving from the season preview look like the ones from the episode where she bunts on leaving

brazillionaire · « **Reply #1023 on:** February 10, 2011, 06:50:50 AM »

nope, she aint gonna leave... it seems beefs have been settled down and everyone is friends again at seaside heights
even though we dont get any sweetheart x jwoow melees in short term, aparently samantha is done with abusive bitching.. what is is a great relief.

i was thinking not having angie this season would be a bummer, but man... that deena chick sure is blast in a glass!
smoke a joint with that girl would be hella fun hahah

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #1024 on:** February 10, 2011, 07:28:04 AM »

Sammie is the chick that swears she's going home to cut her wrists and you'll never see her again, but then you see her at class the next day. All empty threats and no triggers pulled. Both her and Ronnie are fucking idiots and deserve each other. I hope they drown in Xenadrine.

Deena rules hard but you know for sure she's had some mouth on butt action. You take one look at girl and know for sure that's gone down.

Pauly once again, disappointing with his numbers this season. I know the Sitch is going for quantity > quality, but Pauly can you at least get in there and put one bird out of her misery?

Did Snooks really blend in with the dogs so well that nobody noticed her sleeping in the puppy pen?

saucy ragu · « **Reply #1025 on:** February 10, 2011, 07:52:53 AM »

I'd let Deena lick my butt. She has a reptilian little tongue.

gnarnel · « **Reply #1026 on:** February 10, 2011, 11:52:10 AM »

im honestly sick and tired of seeing episodes of just straight ronnie and sam fighting (with the exception of when sam punched ronnie) but i think they need to just be doen with it already and focus more on pauly d! oh and yeah id smash dee, and there needs to be a return of Angelina probably the hotest girl on the show well at least she was the hotest before she left.

tobey · « **Reply #1027 on:** February 10, 2011, 03:38:09 PM »

Quote from: gnarnel on February 10, 2011, 11:52:10 AM

im honestly sick and tired of seeing episodes of just straight ronnie and sam fighting (with the exception of when sam punched ronnie) but i think they need to just be doen with it already and focus more on pauly d! oh and yeah id smash dee, and there needs to be a return of Angelina probably the hotest girl on the show well at least she was the hotest before she left.

fuck no angelina is not hotter than sammi or j woww, shes is only hotter than snookie and dee.

hope this time sammie leaves for real, i love how pauly d answered the phone l;ast time shit was sooo funny

saucy ragu · « **Reply #1028 on:** February 10, 2011, 04:36:43 PM »

POLL TIME.

Rank the guidettes from the hottest (1) to the beast (5).

1. Angelina
2. Sammi
3. Jwoww
4. Deena
5. Snooki

tobey · « **Reply #1029 on:** February 10, 2011, 04:43:48 PM »

Quote from: saucy rag? on February 10, 2011, 04:36:43 PM

POLL TIME.

Rank the guidettes from the hottest (1) to the beast (5).

1. Angelina
2. Sammi
3. Jwoww
4. Deena
5. Snooki

Angelina=3
Sammie=2
Jwoww=2
Deena=4
Snookie=5

i think the hottest girl is Ryder

gnarnel · « **Reply #1030 on:** February 10, 2011, 07:09:23 PM »

Quote from: tobey on February 10, 2011, 03:38:09 PM

Quote from: gnarnel on February 10, 2011, 11:52:10 AM
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im honestly sick and tired of seeing episodes of just straight ronnie and sam fighting (with the exception of when sam punched ronnie) but i think they need to just be doen with it already and focus more on pauly d! oh and yeah id smash dee, and there needs to be a return of Angelina probably the hotest girl on the show well at least she was the hotest before she left.
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fuck no angelina is not hotter than sammi or j woww, shes is only hotter than snookie and dee.

hope this time sammie leaves for real, i love how pauly d answered the phone l;ast time shit was sooo funny

ahah for sure pauly d keeps it 100

saucy ragu · « **Reply #1031 on:** February 10, 2011, 08:30:11 PM »

Uhh since tonight's episode blew, can we discuss how properly situated the After Hours hostess is? God damn!

Jupiter · « **Reply #1032 on:** February 10, 2011, 08:37:08 PM »

^ been feeling her since the roof on mun2 and 106 & park

sammi and ronnie FUCKING SUCK.

smokecrack · « **Reply #1033 on:** February 11, 2011, 12:33:57 AM »

Quote from: SteezusChrist on February 10, 2011, 08:37:08 PM

^ been feeling her since the roof on mun2 and 106 & park

sammi and ronnie FUCKING SUCK.

oh shit man, you used to watch The Roof?! i crank called them once when her and the dj were hosting and i told them they were queefy. the guy kept asking me "huh? what?" and i kept going "queefy. as in queefs" he tried to play it off like he didn't know what i was talking about, but he smiled. it was so hard to keep myself from laughing. haha

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #1034 on:** February 11, 2011, 04:17:25 AM »

Quote from: saucy rag? on February 10, 2011, 04:36:43 PM

POLL TIME.

Rank the guidettes from the hottest (1) to the beast (5).

1. Angelina
2. Sammi
3. Jwoww
4. Deena
5. Snooki

1. Jwoww
2. Sammie
3. Angelina
4.
5.Snooki & Deena

I hope to one day drown in Jwoww's surplus of boobs.

bumptobar · « **Reply #1035 on:** February 11, 2011, 08:36:34 AM »

Ill take deena over jwows rock hard tits any day.

Alan · « **Reply #1036 on:** February 11, 2011, 08:56:21 AM »

How many episode till the end still? There needs to be a shitload of Sam and Ronnie free content to make up for all their drama.

gnarnel · « **Reply #1037 on:** February 11, 2011, 09:38:45 AM »

Quote from: Alan on February 11, 2011, 08:56:21 AM

How many episode till the end still? There needs to be a shitload of Sam and Ronnie free content to make up for all their drama.

agreed if i have to sit through another episode of them fighting im gonna hurt things that dont deserve it, also we need more m.v.p. action and just in general more pauly d puttin in work.

pmatute · « **Reply #1038 on:** February 11, 2011, 10:19:51 AM »

Last night was probably the gayest episode i've ever seen. Ronnie is a bitch and is always crying, also a hypocrite. Too much drama on that show sucks.

Jupiter · « **Reply #1039 on:** February 11, 2011, 10:51:42 AM »

Quote from: smokecrack on February 11, 2011, 12:33:57 AM

Quote from: SteezusChrist on February 10, 2011, 08:37:08 PM
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^ been feeling her since the roof on mun2 and 106 & park

sammi and ronnie FUCKING SUCK.

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oh shit man, you used to watch The Roof?! i crank called them once when her and the dj were hosting and i told them they were queefy. the guy kept asking me "huh? what?" and i kept going "queefy. as in queefs" he tried to play it off like he didn't know what i was talking about, but he smiled. it was so hard to keep myself from laughing. haha

hahahahaha

Blue Fescue · « **Reply #1040 on:** February 11, 2011, 02:35:40 PM »

Pretty funny when the Situation pulled the mind trick on Ronnie. Then after ronnie fucked sammi all up Situation was like "he called me out on guy code, but what about regular human code?"

Nick.. · « **Reply #1041 on:** February 12, 2011, 09:35:30 AM »

As long as season four doesn't focus on Ronnie and Sam for every fucking episode.......

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #1042 on:** February 12, 2011, 10:25:43 AM »

I stopped watching this show about a month ago. My life feels better for it.

bumptobar · « **Reply #1043 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:41:30 AM »

saucy ragu · « **Reply #1044 on:** February 22, 2011, 02:30:50 PM »

So I'm guessing last week's episode isn't worth watching? Because I missed it.

BriDen · « **Reply #1045 on:** February 22, 2011, 02:41:17 PM »

Quote from: saucy ragú on February 22, 2011, 02:30:50 PM

So I'm guessing last week's episode isn't worth watching? Because I missed it.

Hell yes it's worth watching. Pure entertainment.

saucy ragu · « **Reply #1046 on:** February 22, 2011, 03:08:58 PM »

Well no one commented on it, and the preview looked like a dramatic "Is Ronnie gonna leave?" episode.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #1047 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:59:37 AM »

Ronnie comes home and bursts into a flaming vagina as he calls to order Sam and her sister flowers. While Ronnie isn't the brightest star in the sky, he knows that Sam is even dumber and would fall for the flowers gag. Ronnie spends most of the episode walking around looking like Michael Cera.

In better news though, Pauly D's ex girlfriend shows up and the Sitch tries to fuck her. Deena talks about how the constant anal sex has her backed up, and she hasn't been able to drop the Cosby kids off at the river for a few days. Instead of sitting home eating Taco Bell, she goes to Karma, gets drunk and cries the whole way home about everybody making fun of her.

Ronnie's bleeding vagina runs in and tells Deena that he has it way worse because he can't take life without Sammi gnawing on him for attention and he pulls the "gonna go home" card that every girl in the house has used at least once. Tomorrow's episode looks like Sam comes back for more because she realizes she's paid per episode.

newhampster · « **Reply #1048 on:** February 23, 2011, 05:13:33 AM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on February 23, 2011, 04:59:37 AM

Ronnie comes home and bursts into a flaming vagina as he calls to order Sam and her sister flowers. While Ronnie isn't the brightest star in the sky, he knows that Sam is even dumber and would fall for the flowers gag. Ronnie spends most of the episode walking around looking like Michael Cera.

In better news though, Pauly D's ex girlfriend shows up and the Sitch tries to fuck her. Deena talks about how the constant anal sex has her backed up, and she hasn't been able to drop the Cosby kids off at the river for a few days. Instead of sitting home eating Taco Bell, she goes to Karma, gets drunk and cries the whole way home about everybody making fun of her.

Ronnie's bleeding vagina runs in and tells Deena that he has it way worse because he can't take life without Sammi gnawing on him for attention and he pulls the "gonna go home" card that every girl in the house has used at least once. Tomorrow's episode looks like Sam comes back for more because she realizes she's paid per episode.

Bravo. That was a beautifully written summary.

dolphin titties · « **Reply #1049 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:18:22 AM »

Its awesome cuz last season Sammi was talkin shit saying how she was gonna have the last laugh and that Jenni and em were bitches and gonna get what they deserve. I guess she did have the last laugh...dunno if it counts if its caused by losing your mind though.

Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154603 times)

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