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Bobby Peru · « **Reply #1050 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:57:47 AM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on February 23, 2011, 04:59:37 AM

Ronnie comes home and bursts into a flaming vagina as he calls to order Sam and her sister flowers. While Ronnie isn't the brightest star in the sky, he knows that Sam is even dumber and would fall for the flowers gag. Ronnie spends most of the episode walking around looking like Michael Cera.

In better news though, Pauly D's ex girlfriend shows up and the Sitch tries to fuck her. Deena talks about how the constant anal sex has her backed up, and she hasn't been able to drop the Cosby kids off at the river for a few days. Instead of sitting home eating Taco Bell, she goes to Karma, gets drunk and cries the whole way home about everybody making fun of her.

Ronnie's bleeding vagina runs in and tells Deena that he has it way worse because he can't take life without Sammi gnawing on him for attention and he pulls the "gonna go home" card that every girl in the house has used at least once. Tomorrow's episode looks like Sam comes back for more because she realizes she's paid per episode.

Also, Snooki hooks up with the kid who pulled the family cock block on Vinnie, so attempts a house cock block on him. And they find a pair of dirty undies that no one fesses up to, which kind of ruined the episode for me.

saucy ragu · « **Reply #1051 on:** February 23, 2011, 03:00:22 PM »

Quote from: Bobby Peru on February 23, 2011, 09:57:47 AM

Quote from: Donkey Lips on February 23, 2011, 04:59:37 AM
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Ronnie comes home and bursts into a flaming vagina as he calls to order Sam and her sister flowers. While Ronnie isn't the brightest star in the sky, he knows that Sam is even dumber and would fall for the flowers gag. Ronnie spends most of the episode walking around looking like Michael Cera.

In better news though, Pauly D's ex girlfriend shows up and the Sitch tries to fuck her. Deena talks about how the constant anal sex has her backed up, and she hasn't been able to drop the Cosby kids off at the river for a few days. Instead of sitting home eating Taco Bell, she goes to Karma, gets drunk and cries the whole way home about everybody making fun of her.

Ronnie's bleeding vagina runs in and tells Deena that he has it way worse because he can't take life without Sammi gnawing on him for attention and he pulls the "gonna go home" card that every girl in the house has used at least once. Tomorrow's episode looks like Sam comes back for more because she realizes she's paid per episode.
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Also, Snooki hooks up with the kid who pulled the family cock block on Vinnie, so attempts a house cock block on him. And they find a pair of dirty undies that no one fesses up to, which kind of ruined the episode for me.

Sold, gonna watch it. Thanks, BROS.

BuddyPal · « **Reply #1052 on:** February 24, 2011, 08:48:21 PM »

lol @ the sitch and his imaginary family dinner
"yo ron, why you always crying? gotta man up."

Jupiter · « **Reply #1053 on:** February 24, 2011, 09:05:56 PM »

i must say i am shocked that none of the dudes in the house fucked deena yet. she is always wasted just there for the taking.

lmao at ronnie dad looking like a gay 70s porno star.

eight oh eight · « **Reply #1054 on:** February 24, 2011, 11:15:35 PM »

Chron Artest · « **Reply #1055 on:** February 24, 2011, 11:23:34 PM »

i like how pauly blamed deena for making them late to work, because she was taking a shit!

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #1056 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:32:44 AM »

Ronnie starts off saying how much he loves and adores Sam. Then he's screaming in her face, telling her to fuck off, saying he was proud that he cheated on her and breaking her shit. Then he's crying and saying he can't live without Sam and wants her back so bad. She comes back, now he's not sure if he can be in the house with her? Dude is a gold medalist in the emotional gymnastics. He needs to stop taking the steroids and become a man.

Situations prank was amazing. Deena actually seemed impressed by it. Snooks got all agro because she realized she was too dumb to tell the cab to turn around an hour earlier.

MTV needs to take a plumbing note for the next season about how much the Shore cast shits. Between Ronnie's steroid infused diarrhea and Deena's anal sex widened shit bombs, they need to make sure they get some serious plumbing set up in the Jersey Shore Italy house.

carbonite · « **Reply #1057 on:** February 26, 2011, 11:03:20 AM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on February 25, 2011, 05:32:44 AM

Ronnie starts off saying how much he loves and adores Sam. Then he's screaming in her face, telling her to fuck off, saying he was proud that he cheated on her and breaking her shit. Then he's crying and saying he can't live without Sam and wants her back so bad. She comes back, now he's not sure if he can be in the house with her? Dude is a gold medalist in the emotional gymnastics. He needs to stop taking the steroids and become a man.

Situations prank was amazing. Deena actually seemed impressed by it. Snooks got all agro because she realized she was too dumb to tell the cab to turn around an hour earlier.

MTV needs to take a plumbing note for the next season about how much the Shore cast shits. Between Ronnie's steroid infused diarrhea and Deena's anal sex widened shit bombs, they need to make sure they get some serious plumbing set up in the Jersey Shore Italy house.

keep these summaries coming, bro
shit reminds me of Smyth's Real World commentary from years past

Alan · « **Reply #1058 on:** February 26, 2011, 11:35:59 AM »

Just realised that Biebel sounds exactly like Ronnie.

http://biebelsworld.com/soundboard/

BuddyPal · « **Reply #1059 on:** March 16, 2011, 12:57:58 PM »

anyone watch roast of donald trump? Sitch bombed sooo hard on that.

Zurg · « **Reply #1060 on:** March 16, 2011, 02:10:43 PM »

ha, that was bad. it seemed unfair though, his jokes weren't that much worse than most of the other shitty people on it

tobey · « **Reply #1061 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:23:24 PM »

hahahahha i saw it i cant find a good video online though to re-watch it

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #1062 on:** March 16, 2011, 09:41:45 PM »

Quote from: Zurg on March 16, 2011, 02:10:43 PM

ha, that was bad. it seemed unfair though, his jokes weren't that much worse than most of the other shitty people on it

It wasn't the funniness of the jokes, it was just how fucking douchey he came off. "fuckin a model on a pile of money!!" what a fucking douchebag. I'm pretty sure he was serious when he said he'd vote for him too. Whitney Cummings clapping for his burn on her was the funniest part of the whole thing.

tobey · « **Reply #1063 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:27:18 PM »

best part is when pauly d was running away from that old girl in the new episode, is the next one the last?

Reggie Nobles · « **Reply #1064 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:39:02 PM »

Quote from: BuddyPal on March 16, 2011, 12:57:58 PM

anyone watch roast of donald trump? Sitch bombed sooo hard on that.

Watched his segment and it was painful to say the least.

Snoop Dogg held it down! He called the situation snooki and said "I'm sorry, all white people that act black all look the same to me."

So good.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #1065 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:52:43 PM »

Quote from: Reggie Nobles on March 17, 2011, 09:39:02 PM

Quote from: BuddyPal on March 16, 2011, 12:57:58 PM
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anyone watch roast of donald trump? Sitch bombed sooo hard on that.
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Watched his segment and it was painful to say the least.

Snoop Dogg held it down! He called the situation snooki and said "I'm sorry, all white people that act black all look the same to me."

So good.

his line about sitch being a prison bitch and whacking him upside the head with a hanger was amazing. Same with the trump thing where he said "If you won the presidency it wouldn't be the first time you put a black family out of their home"

Jupiter · « **Reply #1066 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:28:11 PM »

"This woman is not a grenade, she's an atomic bomb"

hahahaha

eight oh eight · « **Reply #1067 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:46:51 PM »

Supposedly naked Sam pic floating around

gnarnel · « **Reply #1068 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:48:53 PM »

thats not her it doesnt even look like her. her face is to pale and sammi looks like a little mouse. she doesnt

Zurg · « **Reply #1069 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:41:10 PM »

Ronnie is gonna be PISSED.

it definitely looks a bit like her, probably isnt though

Alan · « **Reply #1070 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:48:11 PM »

Definitely a good enough reason for another blowout.

"WHY'D YOU TAKE THAT PHOTO?!! WHO'D YOU SEND IT TO?!"

"IT'S NOT ME IN THE PHOTO!!!!"

"WHAT DID I DO?! TELL ME WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?"

brent · « **Reply #1071 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:59:40 PM »

"BRO!"

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #1072 on:** March 18, 2011, 01:06:40 PM »

I think sam is the least attractive of all of them. She isn't much to look at in the first place, and has a grating personality and mannerisms that make me angry just from seeing her stupid face. The other people there aren't perfect, but her spoiled princess stupid obnoxiousness fucking kill me and make her look even uglier than she might.

bumptobar · « **Reply #1073 on:** March 18, 2011, 01:25:11 PM »

Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 18, 2011, 01:06:40 PM

I think sam is the least attractive of all of them. She isn't much to look at in the first place, and has a grating personality and mannerisms that make me angry just from seeing her stupid face. The other people there aren't perfect, but her spoiled princess stupid obnoxiousness fucking kill me and make her look even uglier than she might.

Oh definitely. She got worse and worse looking.

Blue Fescue · « **Reply #1074 on:** March 18, 2011, 03:44:24 PM »

Arvin looked like a pretty intelligent guy.

Nick.. · « **Reply #1075 on:** March 18, 2011, 05:02:16 PM »

Season finale next week. Season four better make up for this shitstorm.

Mooley · « **Reply #1076 on:** March 18, 2011, 07:07:48 PM »

For how annoying season 2 was with the Ronnie/Sam shit I'm pretty sure they weren't fighting literally every single episode - this whole season has been ridiculous. I don't know how to feel about the next one being in Italy but they've probably already jumped the shark.

eight oh eight · « **Reply #1077 on:** March 18, 2011, 07:22:11 PM »

Italy should be interesting since some of the cast gets crazy homesick and can't just ditch mid-season. Imagine that: trapped in another country with Ron and Sam. Really curious to see how they'd maintain GTL abroad.

Giovanni Falcone · « **Reply #1078 on:** March 18, 2011, 09:49:14 PM »

I started watching Jersey Shore again, the mallard phone seems kinda outta place.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #1079 on:** March 19, 2011, 12:27:04 AM »

Quote from: Giovanni Falcone on March 18, 2011, 09:49:14 PM

I started watching Jersey Shore again, the mallard phone seems kinda outta place.

It needs to have a broken beak to be legit.