Vov is nothing but a failure and a coward. When he's not slithering his so called "Brazilian Anaconda" into the unsuspecting mouse holes of 16 year old school girls, he's hiding out under his backyard mega ramp, crying like a little bitch because he knows that at any moment, me and my camera crew could kick in the gates of his neverland organic skateboard farm compound and teach him a real lesson. I'm Chris Hansen, letting Vov know that he should savour every sip of his acia berry smoothie, because the next sip of juice he takes could be from my dick, as I make him pay for his actions and teach him what it takes to be a real man. I'm Chris Hansen.