^ High school is the number 1 sorter of "haves" and "have nots." Sorry homie, but even if doing well in high school isn't the only way to become wealthy, it is by far the easiest. Fuck up in high school and a huge amount of life can be fucked, unless you are a rich kid.
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
everyone hating fat people. like im not necessarily stoked on them but hating them? for being fat? so fuckin douchey
Let me guess, you're a bit of a tubby? My view on fat people is this:
Its their own disgusting bodies to ruin, doesn't affect me. Except when they sit near me and smell like shit, or when they take up more than one seat designed for normal human beings, or when they take all the fucking cookies at the dining hall. Oh wait, so their gross disgusting eating habits actually do affect me. In that case, fuck them.
I always imagine there being a fire or plane crash, and me being bound by civic duty having to step in to rescue people. Obviously I go for all the attractive thin girls first, then the guys, then the ugly girls, and when its only a bunch of fat people left, I tell people "It's too dangerous to go back in, there's nothing we can do." and then all the fatties sizzle like so many big Macs.
I also image post-apocalyptic scenarios where all the thin people gang up on the fatties and eat them for sustenance.
It's also somewhat of a bigger deal if you live in a country with public health care.. but then there's this weird "don't pick on fatties" social backlash starting to happen lately, stemming from the fact that these people consider obesity a disease.. difference being in my mind that eating a cheeseburger is a personal choice, whereas cancer isn't.
Fuck that shit. Obesity is a disease only because it fucking kills you. I know a teacher at my school who will give kids shit about being fat and eating fatty nasty shit in his room. People, including the kids come back at him with "it's a disease," and he'll look them dead in the eye and say "It's not a virus, its just a death sentence. If you don't start developing healthy habits this will kill you." Its sounds like an assholish thing to say, but kids love him, because he is honest, and genuinely consistently is concerned with their entire self, not just the part that does well on tests and doesn't interrupt him. I'm pretty sure he doesn't do it in front of crowds too, so that helps.
Also, fat girls who are all about "real women have curves." Not curves like that. And if that size and shape is fine with you, then be fine with the fact that nobody wants to fuck you. Don't get pissed at me for not wanting to fuck you for being so fat, be pissed at goddamn cheeseburgers.
Hates:
Any adult man with "pet peeves" fucking sucks. Go fuck yourself, grow a pair of balls and just admit that you hate some shit, don't pull out that pet peeve shit as if it means you don't hate it.
Rich kids who rock "bling" and the whole blinging hip hop look. You just look gaudy, not gangsterish.
When people don't take my advice then have the nerve to bitch later.
I fucking LOVE that. It gives me a chance to really fucking rub it in their face. My 5 favorite sequential words are "I fucking told you so."
What I hate is morons who are so married to their ideas, that they can't admit when they are wrong. Classic example: free market capitalists. They ruined the world economy, and like to claim that it's the opposite. Unfuckingbelievable.