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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #120 on: March 28, 2011, 01:00:59 AM »
golf/country club culture/the nouveau riche/ignorant people/polite society/power


it all sort of blends together and it's been taking more of a toll on me as the years go on.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #121 on: March 28, 2011, 03:07:40 AM »
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faggot, leave.
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They're just to hyper for me. All the shake junt kids idolize them and that does not make it better.
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go listen to matt and kim whos fanboys are kids wearing v necks and capris
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I despise them to. I hate any hipster.
I hate it when people talk about how much they hate hipsters.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #122 on: March 28, 2011, 04:07:51 AM »
people who still talk about Charlie Sheen...

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #123 on: March 28, 2011, 04:34:12 AM »
When I am trying to get off a bus and people know I am trying to get off the bus yet they keep walking down the aisle. Just stop walking for one fucking second. 

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #124 on: March 28, 2011, 06:40:45 AM »
When air suction causes the shower curtain to fly into the shower and slap my legs with cold water.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #125 on: March 28, 2011, 06:50:59 AM »
Political correctness. Fat people. Denzel Washington.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #126 on: March 28, 2011, 07:47:51 AM »
Drake's eyebrows

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #127 on: March 28, 2011, 07:53:45 AM »
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odd future
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faggot, leave.
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They're just to hyper for me. All the shake junt kids idolize them and that does not make it better.
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go listen to matt and kim whos fanboys are kids wearing v necks and capris
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I despise them to. I hate any hipster.
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I hate it when people talk about how much they hate hipsters.

The funny thing is that most people that talk about hating hipsters are just a more evolved form of a hipster.
you some closet dick-in-da-booty ass nigga.


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #128 on: March 28, 2011, 08:00:22 AM »
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odd future
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faggot, leave.
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They're just to hyper for me. All the shake junt kids idolize them and that does not make it better.
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go listen to matt and kim whos fanboys are kids wearing v necks and capris
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I despise them to. I hate any hipster.
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I hate it when people talk about how much they hate hipsters.
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The funny thing is that most people that talk about hating hipsters are just a more evolved form of a hipster.

was trying to think of a way to phrase this, but youve done it well.

also does this sound familiar?...

"Fuck HD



VCR's are where its at"

alot of people here are hipsters without even knowing it

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #129 on: March 28, 2011, 08:21:40 AM »

was trying to think of a way to phrase this, but youve done it well.
also does this sound familiar?...
"Fuck HD

VCR's are where its at"
alot of people here are hipsters without even knowing it

Definitely agree with your statement, but you can prefer one format over another (even if it's comparatively lo-fi) without being a hipster. Tape/vinyl are more primitive than CDs but I think they sound way cooler/are preferable to my ears. Sometimes it is indeed just rooted in fanboyism/hipsterdom/nostalgia, though.

Also, the fact that we're even discussing this grosses me out. Back on-topic:

- the phrase "believe you me"
- jogging pants
- slap bass
- weed reviewers on youtube. really? this blueberry strain tastes a little like.. umm.. blueberries? wonder why you'd think that, brah?

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #130 on: March 28, 2011, 08:25:34 AM »
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was trying to think of a way to phrase this, but youve done it well.
also does this sound familiar?...
"Fuck HD

VCR's are where its at"
alot of people here are hipsters without even knowing it
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Definitely agree with your statement, but you can prefer one format over another (even if it's comparatively lo-fi) without being a hipster. Tape/vinyl are more primitive than CDs but I think they sound way cooler/are preferable to my ears. Sometimes it is indeed just rooted in fanboyism/hipsterdom/nostalgia, though.

Also, the fact that we're even discussing this grosses me out. Back on-topic:

- the phrase "believe you me"
- jogging pants
- slap bass
- weed reviewers on youtube. really? this blueberry strain tastes a little like.. umm.. blueberries? wonder why you'd think that, brah?

aan now that you mention phrases... one that for some reason that ive hurd alot recently that does my head in is "same difference"

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #131 on: March 28, 2011, 09:15:29 AM »
everyone hating fat people. like im not necessarily stoked on them but hating them? for being fat? so fuckin douchey

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #132 on: March 28, 2011, 09:21:36 AM »
everyone hating fat people. like im not necessarily stoked on them but hating them? for being fat? so fuckin douchey

my view is that if they cant help it (some kinda disease or something along those lines) then i feel bad for them, but if theyre just fat because they love food... WANT ANOTHER BURGER FATTY

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #133 on: March 28, 2011, 10:30:19 AM »
everyone hating fat people. like im not necessarily stoked on them but hating them? for being fat? so fuckin douchey

Let me guess, you're a bit of a tubby? My view on fat people is this:

Its their own disgusting bodies to ruin, doesn't affect me. Except when they sit near me and smell like shit, or when they take up more than one seat designed for normal human beings, or when they take all the fucking cookies at the dining hall. Oh wait, so their gross disgusting eating habits actually do affect me. In that case, fuck them.

I always imagine there being a fire or plane crash, and me being bound by civic duty having to step in to rescue people. Obviously I go for all the attractive thin girls first, then the guys, then the ugly girls, and when its only a bunch of fat people left, I tell people "It's too dangerous to go back in, there's nothing we can do." and then all the fatties sizzle like so many big Macs.

I also image post-apocalyptic scenarios where all the thin people gang up on the fatties and eat them for sustenance.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #134 on: March 28, 2011, 10:36:50 AM »
people who still talk about Charlie Sheen...

This, actually, people who talked about him at all.

I saw someone the other day who had "tiger blood and adonis dna" written on their griptape.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #135 on: March 28, 2011, 11:10:03 AM »
You know whats BULLSHIT??? Having food anywhere in my face. Can´t stand it and get psychotic making sure i don´t have anything around my mouth. I also hate when other people have goo around their lips or something, whipe your damn mouth...

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #136 on: March 28, 2011, 11:13:19 AM »
Tight Pants
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you seem like a person that would fit in those catagories

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #137 on: March 28, 2011, 12:12:34 PM »
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everyone hating fat people. like im not necessarily stoked on them but hating them? for being fat? so fuckin douchey
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my view is that if they cant help it (some kinda disease or something along those lines) then i feel bad for them, but if theyre just fat because they love food... WANT ANOTHER BURGER FATTY
what pisses me off most are the people that ride in motorized wheelchairs because they became too fat and lazy to walk. Maybe if your fatass walked around a little bit more then maybe you wouldn't need to give up the use of your legs.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #138 on: March 28, 2011, 01:53:42 PM »
When people are walking and instead of a normal roll from heel to toe, once their toe hits their heel kinda bounces up... like they've got these little springs under their heels. If you haven't noticed it yet, you will now that I've mentioned it.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #139 on: March 28, 2011, 02:50:31 PM »
when people roll away from landing a ridiculous trick and they have the biggest "whatevz" look on their face like it was easy.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #140 on: March 28, 2011, 03:00:06 PM »
when people roll away from landing a ridiculous trick and they have the biggest "whatevz" look on their face like it was easy.

If they do it after every cool trick, it'd get annoying. But I know if I'm trying something for a while and I finally get it, I won't really care at that point haha.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #141 on: March 28, 2011, 03:07:07 PM »


People who hunt "Because it's fun."

i think i was,anyways

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #142 on: March 28, 2011, 03:09:19 PM »
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everyone hating fat people. like im not necessarily stoked on them but hating them? for being fat? so fuckin douchey
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Let me guess, you're a bit of a tubby? My view on fat people is this:

Its their own disgusting bodies to ruin, doesn't affect me. Except when they sit near me and smell like shit, or when they take up more than one seat designed for normal human beings, or when they take all the fucking cookies at the dining hall. Oh wait, so their gross disgusting eating habits actually do affect me. In that case, fuck them.

I always imagine there being a fire or plane crash, and me being bound by civic duty having to step in to rescue people. Obviously I go for all the attractive thin girls first, then the guys, then the ugly girls, and when its only a bunch of fat people left, I tell people "It's too dangerous to go back in, there's nothing we can do." and then all the fatties sizzle like so many big Macs.

I also image post-apocalyptic scenarios where all the thin people gang up on the fatties and eat them for sustenance.

It's also somewhat of a bigger deal if you live in a country with public health care.. but then there's this weird "don't pick on fatties" social backlash starting to happen lately, stemming from the fact that these people consider obesity a disease.. difference being in my mind that eating a cheeseburger is a personal choice, whereas cancer isn't.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #143 on: March 28, 2011, 04:09:01 PM »
When people don't take my advice then have the nerve to bitch later. 

When my bro wants to film then somehow misses or fucks up the couple tricks I managed to land.

People who act like you should be trying to impress them.

Everywhere I go to run errands there's a shameless old dude at the counter trying to get overly flirty with me.  Ladies rarely show the same enthusiasm.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #144 on: March 28, 2011, 04:12:46 PM »
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #145 on: March 28, 2011, 04:48:05 PM »
^ High school is the number 1 sorter of "haves" and "have nots." Sorry homie, but even if doing well in high school isn't the only way to become wealthy, it is by far the easiest. Fuck up in high school and a huge amount of life can be fucked, unless you are a rich kid.
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everyone hating fat people. like im not necessarily stoked on them but hating them? for being fat? so fuckin douchey
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Let me guess, you're a bit of a tubby? My view on fat people is this:

Its their own disgusting bodies to ruin, doesn't affect me. Except when they sit near me and smell like shit, or when they take up more than one seat designed for normal human beings, or when they take all the fucking cookies at the dining hall. Oh wait, so their gross disgusting eating habits actually do affect me. In that case, fuck them.

I always imagine there being a fire or plane crash, and me being bound by civic duty having to step in to rescue people. Obviously I go for all the attractive thin girls first, then the guys, then the ugly girls, and when its only a bunch of fat people left, I tell people "It's too dangerous to go back in, there's nothing we can do." and then all the fatties sizzle like so many big Macs.

I also image post-apocalyptic scenarios where all the thin people gang up on the fatties and eat them for sustenance.
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It's also somewhat of a bigger deal if you live in a country with public health care.. but then there's this weird "don't pick on fatties" social backlash starting to happen lately, stemming from the fact that these people consider obesity a disease.. difference being in my mind that eating a cheeseburger is a personal choice, whereas cancer isn't.
Fuck that shit. Obesity is a disease only because it fucking kills you. I know a teacher at my school who will give kids shit about being fat and eating fatty nasty shit in his room. People, including the kids come back at him with "it's a disease," and he'll look them dead in the eye and say "It's not a virus, its just a death sentence. If you don't start developing healthy habits this will kill you." Its sounds like an assholish thing to say, but kids love him, because he is honest, and genuinely consistently is concerned with their entire self, not just the part that does well on tests and doesn't interrupt him. I'm pretty sure he doesn't do it in front of crowds too, so that helps.

Also, fat girls who are all about "real women have curves." Not curves like that. And if that size and shape is fine with you, then be fine with the fact that nobody wants to fuck you. Don't get pissed at me for not wanting to fuck you for being so fat, be pissed at goddamn cheeseburgers.
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What I hate is morons who are so married to their ideas, that they can't admit when they are wrong. Classic example: free market capitalists. They ruined the world economy, and like to claim that it's the opposite. Unfuckingbelievable.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #146 on: March 28, 2011, 05:06:29 PM »
I love this thread

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #147 on: March 28, 2011, 05:09:08 PM »
I hate this thread

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #148 on: March 28, 2011, 05:40:45 PM »
i fucking hate the look people have when they chew gum.

i fucking hate when people tap their beer or coke cans before opening it.

No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #149 on: March 28, 2011, 06:53:53 PM »
I fucking hate high fives and "fist bumps" fuck that shit.

Also, when I meet people I like to shake their hands. Apparently this simple gesture is too difficult for some. Some people will try to squeeze your hand like that's supposed to make me think they have "good character" or some shit. Eye contact, quick firm grasp along with a smile and a nod.