I was born with extremely thick, dark wavy hair.
My hairline has been exactly the same my whole life (age 23 now).
Everyone who has ever cut my hair has said, "Well, you never have to worry about going bald!"
Every girl I've ever been physically involved with has went straight for my hair. At least 2-3 different times, girls that didn't even seem to like me arbitrarily started stroking my quaff during go-nowhere conversations.
End contribution to thread.