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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #210 on: February 17, 2014, 07:44:59 PM »
got fronted 5 more beers lol as lame as that fucking sounds when youre under 21 on a college campus thats how it goes
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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #211 on: February 17, 2014, 08:53:19 PM »
Met up with recent ex tonight at her behest to "talk", red wine and flank steak my dad bought me, when visiting my apartment, led to jim bean and soft core porn and then some sort of strange just friends sex. She left shortly after so I'm not sure where this leaves us. I hope we can keep being fuck buddies or whatever b/c she's a freak.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #212 on: February 17, 2014, 09:51:33 PM »
I hope we can keep being fuck buddies or whatever b/c she's a freak.

I wish you the best of luck.
I can ollie 6 decks why would I want to scrape the ground with my tricks

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #213 on: February 21, 2014, 09:51:28 PM »
had a hard time finding this thread

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #214 on: February 22, 2014, 02:42:11 AM »
Too many gin an tonics tonight while bowling and me and this guy tried to "double bowl" and smashed the reset thing,  closing the lane...Bowling can be a shit-show.   Drunken theatrics on the surrounding lanes tonight and last weekend...now just finishing a bottle of wine and putting off sleep


wheee!

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #215 on: February 22, 2014, 11:50:48 PM »
I'll meet u guyz at the quad. just gotta pick up this 6 pack of michelob ultra that my roomie left for me. gosh. being in college is so tuff. what with term papers and washing dishes at the dining hall. anyway I'll be at Tif's if anyone needs me. FINGERBANGIN of course. CUZ THATS HOW WE ROLL. 420 BUDZ OUT

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #216 on: February 28, 2014, 09:14:43 PM »
I hate everything and everyone. I wish I could live in the country away from people and niose and have a lot of landd for me to do whatever the fuck i want. i wish th eworld eneded in 2012 so i wouldnt have to deal with being a n adult and having a job with responosibiltys like paying rent anf other stupid crap ande not being able to skateboard everyday. i dont wanta go to work tomorrow monring eitherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #217 on: March 01, 2014, 09:11:58 AM »
Wake n drank.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #218 on: March 01, 2014, 10:37:59 AM »
I hate everything and everyone. I wish I could live in the country away from people and niose and have a lot of landd for me to do whatever the fuck i want. i wish th eworld eneded in 2012 so i wouldnt have to deal with being a n adult and having a job with responosibiltys like paying rent anf other stupid crap ande not being able to skateboard everyday. i dont wanta go to work tomorrow monring eitherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i am not mad at this.

Wake n drank.

same. i included bojangles.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #219 on: March 01, 2014, 02:43:26 PM »
ive been drankin... ive been drankin

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #220 on: March 02, 2014, 05:44:56 PM »


BUMP.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #221 on: March 04, 2014, 06:44:12 PM »
also if you read my whole facebook timeline from back in 2007 then this will also prove that magic is real.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #222 on: March 04, 2014, 08:57:53 PM »
had a hard time finding this thread

haha idk why this is so funny, but it's great

just imagining the booze you had to wade through to get your fingers working in unison to click the links to here then typing that, i bet you had to retype it at least a few times due to drunk fingers.

just drank a bottle of wine in a fit of desperation, and i have some 24% knockoff malibu rum from two augusts ago that i may dip into. fuck, using booze to escape gets expensive.

anyone else here quitting cigarettes this week?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #223 on: March 04, 2014, 09:58:57 PM »
not drunk but god damn i cant wait to be
going to be back in cincinnati for my spring break and if im not fucking wasted every night it was a let down
god damn i hate not having money but my tax refund waiting for me at home has kept me going strong
and the fat line of molly and tall boy of beast ice my friend is gonna have waiting for me when he picks me off the bussssss
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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #224 on: March 08, 2014, 02:34:36 AM »
bamp...

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #225 on: March 08, 2014, 02:35:51 PM »
How do yall deal with hang overs? Used to NEVER get them, even when blacking out. Now the next day I just shake all day with no appetite till about 10pm.. which is when I proceed to drink again.


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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #226 on: March 09, 2014, 10:31:14 PM »
had a solid buzz all day since I woke up at 8am. now im on my way towards being hammered.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #227 on: March 10, 2014, 08:50:16 AM »
How do yall deal with hang overs? Used to NEVER get them, even when blacking out. Now the next day I just shake all day with no appetite till about 10pm.. which is when I proceed to drink again.




isnt it a pretty well known fact that drinking your own cum will cure even the more brutal hangover?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #228 on: March 12, 2014, 10:28:14 AM »
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How do yall deal with hang overs? Used to NEVER get them, even when blacking out. Now the next day I just shake all day with no appetite till about 10pm.. which is when I proceed to drink again.


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isnt it a pretty well known fact that drinking your own cum will cure even the more brutal hangover?

well no, you have to have cum from someone who hasnt drank
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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #229 on: March 12, 2014, 08:10:49 PM »
they should have a bump when not drunk thread for me to like never post in 8)

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #230 on: March 14, 2014, 07:04:37 PM »
Decide to drink with an empty stomach. My head is killing me.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #231 on: March 17, 2014, 12:32:00 AM »
drinking whiskey straight and watching rich kids of beverly hills makes me want to go on a murder spree.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #232 on: March 22, 2014, 01:11:59 PM »
I wanna barf but got nothin left

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #233 on: March 22, 2014, 09:21:52 PM »
had a solid buzz all day since I woke up at 8am. now im on my way towards being hammered.

i'm so hungry for pizza i would cut strategic portions out of the pizza in your sig or whatever and eat it anyway, i'm sure the stars of that film did. shit i need some pizza

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #234 on: March 22, 2014, 10:15:54 PM »
Not what I came he for but,




I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #235 on: March 23, 2014, 06:37:31 AM »
 ;D ;D

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #236 on: March 26, 2014, 12:29:34 PM »
doublesteveburger: I'm gonna stick to being sad and skating with my poor friends.
busey: he's like an avenged sevenfold song come to life who wandered around living off energy drinks.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #237 on: March 26, 2014, 05:53:34 PM »
fuuuuck, day off tomorrow i just want it to be tomorrow so i can go skate, 45 degree weather after 50mph gusts today  which was pretty fun too. i'm back on a skating kick until i hope december, like i got rejuvenated by this shitty winter.

and broke my toeside back bearings trying to learn frontside slappies on a short straight curb

anyone else break/hobble bearings with alarming regularity?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #238 on: March 31, 2014, 11:12:20 PM »
im drunk. what does bump mean?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #239 on: April 01, 2014, 06:32:12 PM »
I'm having a hard time reading right now, but I am confident I typed this without mistake.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?